Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[kurrginatorX]

"Coy?! Where have you been? Noooo, you wasn't at the meeting! Well, I found out that at 3 o'clock this morning, you was out there in your Fruit of the Looms in the motel swimming pool with a bunch of them waitresses from the cocktail lounge! I just hope Charlene don't find out about this, Coy!

"What?! Well, how'd you get that big motorcicle up there on the high dive, Coy?"

You win a year's supply of Rice-a-Roni.

Quilted Northern tissue stuffed down your throat and lodged in your wind pipe

 

[Kat73]

Rolling off a cliff inside a big ass tractor tire.

 

[oneblueye]

hey...

a fistful 500mg Soma

 

[MsNatalie99]

a terminator

 

[VoraciousValue]

Undoing Wonder Woman's bra without noticing the pointed stick hidden within.

You win a year's supply of Rice-a-Roni.

Ooh! Do I win some Lee Press-on Nails as well??

https://youtu.be/occIkImi9XU

 

[MsNatalie99]

Virginia Valentine's Vicious Visceral Vagina

 

[VoraciousValue]

Winning the leapfrog contest at the mass human sacrifice.

 

[MsNatalie99]

XAVIER and his Xbox wielding X-men

 

[TheOlderGuy]

Y don't you just shoot ne now?

 

[MsNatalie99]

Zapped zebras zipping from Zaire

 

[VoraciousValue]

Alcohol-fueled altercation in Alabama.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Breast suffocation

 

[n8Romantic]

cobra kissing

 

[mnbreastluver]

Dildo impaling shot from a cannon

 

[done_got_old]

eating poisonous mushrooms

 

[VoraciousValue]

Fucking Mike Pence's daughter.

 

[MsNatalie99]

Fucking Mike Pence's daughter.

the Dildo in Rosie O'Donnell's ass

 

[mnbreastluver]

Gargling Sulfuric Acid

 

[done_got_old]

hopping off the ledge of the 97th floor of a building

 

[mnbreastluver]

Jumping off a building with cardboard wings.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Kabuki Warriors

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Livid poisonous snakes

 

[mnbreastluver]

Mountain of breast implant avalanche smothering you.

 

[kurrginatorX]

Norwegian Elkhound fiercely licking your heart

 

[VoraciousValue]

Operating on Tim Burton when a zombie hand suddenly erupts from his chest.