Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[Cindy027]

The lorry you don't see heading towards you because your face is stuck in your phone and you're wearing headphones.

Ah, yes got it. Because has the B.

Carnivores hiding under pillows

 

[fsa52]

Diving head first into a real cement pond

 

[The_Quiet_Man]

Elephant

 

[Lastingimpressions]

Fellatio performed by a great white shark.

 

[Leigh81]

Gargling with battery acid

 

[Deleted member 3041612]

Hammering constantly on a skull.

 

[LIDiver]

Ichthyosaurs.

 

[LinusRules]

Zac Enfron when he’s method acting the role of Ted Bundy

 

[LinusRules]

J walking at the Indy 500

 

[sno_22]

Kangaroo boxing

 

[Pelhamlooking]

Laughing at your pissed off wife!

 

[mnbreastluver]

Mounting a Rhino and saying giddy up.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Nasty gunk on your junk seeping in and causing gangrene.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Owing a loan shark

 

[mnbreastluver]

Pole vaulting over the Grand Canyon

 

[LIDiver]

Quetzalcoatl

 

[Shenanigans90]

Running a marathon barefooted

 

[Taegul]

Slapping a silverback gorilla on the ass.

 

[snexxer]

Threesome with two brats.

 

[lilmissdarling]

Unbuckling the parachute while in use

 

[BodieOhl]

Ventricular fibrillation

 

[VoraciousValue]

Walking up to a woman getting out of a car with a bumper sticker that says: "I have PMS and a gun. Excuse me, did you have something to say?"

 

[LIDiver]

Xray glasses at a feminists convention.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Yelp reviews

 

[---E---]

Yelling "STOP" to the deaf guy driving