Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[rainbow_treefrog]

Zebra Mussels (Botulism Poisoning)

 

[snexxer]

Alienating all the littlest on Lit.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Being a homeschooling parent of a stubborn teen.

 

[MindYaBitness]

Corona virus

 

[CuriousRick]

Doctors

 

[Taegul]

Elephant using you as a barstool.

 

[---E---]

Falling From Five Feet

 

[mnbreastluver]

Getting stabbed in the back by a carrot

 

[lilmissdarling]

Hugging a polar bear (or trying too)

 

[snexxer]

Icicle dropping on your head.

 

[thetiesthatbindme]

Jaws

 

[snexxer]

Kicking a sleeping bear in the nuts

 

[---E---]

A Leap of Faith

 

[Leigh81]

Monsters hiding under my bed

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Neanderthal clubbing you to death.

 

[_MissLick_]

Only Fans account where you put your home address in your profile

 

[Taegul]

Playing a game of Tag on the freeway.

 

[---E---]

Questioning the King

 

[mnbreastluver]

Racing a boat over Niagara Falls.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Sawing yourself in half when first learning.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Tempting a tiger while wearing a gazelle costume

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Underwater basket weaving in water full of piranha's

 

[VoraciousValue]

Underwater basket weaving in water full of piranha's

Vultures trying to get ahead of the lunch rush.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Watching atomic bomb testing from 30 ft from ground zero.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Xylophone mallets. THROUGH YOUR BRAIN!!!