Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[SirConradPeckereye]

Yellowjacket bees stinging you to death after you tried to fuck their hive.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Zip lining over Gatorland Zoo using dental floss as the cable.

 

[---E---]

Amorously admiring an alligators anus

 

[barefootgirl69]

Bumping into a grizzly in the woods.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Craving the fish a cub is eating by Mama bear.

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

Driving on the freeway, cutting off a semi, and slamming on the brakes.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Eating a live Porcupine.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Fraternizing with the enemy

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Grenade slipping through that cracked door.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Hiking through bear infested woods

 

[---E---]

Injecting ignitable liquids

 

[MedicalMuse]

Jabbing yourself with a sharp knife?

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Killer klowns from outer space crash landing into your home.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Jabbing yourself with a sharp knife?

Is this a question or a statement?

 

[---E---]

Laughing at a livid leprechaun

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

Masturbating a Hyena

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Neglected great white shark you forgot you put in your pool as you jump in....

 

[---E---]

Ornery Old Goat

 

[Cindy027]

Psychotic knife wielding pachyderms.

 

[sno_22]

Questing for the holy grail

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Radon filling a room from a crack in your foundation.

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

Shot by a canary with a machine gun

 

[---E---]

Tempting fate

 

[VoraciousValue]

Ukulele malfunction forcing one of the strings through your eyeball and straight into your brain!

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Violin misshap in which you are running to get on stage and trip, a pegbox going through your head.