Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[ABiGuy84]

Slow Drivers

 

[ABiGuy84]

Previous should have been T, so

Under a car changing oil when the jack slipped, got crunch by the car.

 

[Trubbycat]

Televangelist fatwas

 

[ABiGuy84]

Skip V, so

Video player shocked them to death.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Skydiving with a holy parachute

So, it saved you?

Wholly
Holey
Holy

*runs away to hide my bottom*

 

[ABiGuy84]

Ok, you all skipped V, so
Violently attacked by a mob of Moms For Liberty.

 

[RideFl71]

Woman...
Slowly backs out of the thread..

 

[ABiGuy84]

Xanax, you over dosed on Xanax.

 

[Taegul]

Zip line snaps as you're cruising over a body of water infested with crocodiles, great white sharks, and ill-tempered sea bass with frickin laser beams.

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

Avalanche

 

[RideFl71]

Babes..

 

[ABiGuy84]

Car crash

 

[VoraciousValue]

Egress of all of your vital organs.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Fucked by the IRS.

 

[ABiGuy84]

House fire you could not get out.

 

[HeavyBalls]

Infantry.

 

[---E---]

Jumping off the ledge

 

[Taegul]

Killer klowns from outer space

 

[RideFl71]

Loans..

 

[__Nathan1968]

A redhead scorned.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Mounting a unicycle missing the seat on a high wire

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Night dive in a seal suit around an island with lots of seals.

 

[MedicalMuse]

Other people’s expectations

 

[Leglover1234]

Peer pressure

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Quietly sneaking up on someone wearing Freddie Kruger gloves.