Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[Deleted member 6666935]

War (huh. Good god y’all) what is it good for? Absolutely nothing

 

[willlph]

Xylophone mallet to the head by a crazed xylophone lunatic

 

[snexxer]

Your wife catching you with the babysitter.

 

[Mrtenant]

Zipper catching my penis

 

[Daisy_Love]

A lack of sleep

 

[Btq97]

Big brown bears

 

[Deleted member 6666935]

Cardiac arrest

 

[RandallOldman]

Desert heat

 

[Taegul]

Elephant stampede.

 

[__Nathan1968]

Getting on the wrong side of a redhead.

 

[---E---]

Falling from the ledge

 

[PandemicReader8]

Hornet swarm.

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Indigenous people mad because you disrespected them.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Electric Chair.

 

[ABiGuy84]

The one above should have been F

So, Greedy Bstd ran me over on Black Friday.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Ionized to death.

 

[Cindy027]

Jumbo things that fall on you.

 

[PandemicReader8]

Kenetic energy

 

[ABiGuy84]

.....

 

[snexxer]

Love of God. I'll be killed by the stress of people who don't know their fucking alphabet.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Mammoth Bronze Statue fell me and crushed me.

 

[VoraciousValue]

O.J. Simpson's ex-wife within close proximity.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Postal Service was so slow inside on waiting on betting the medicine no needed in the mail.

 

[ABiGuy84]

The previous one should have been Q,

So Quaking from an earthquake and my building Crushes me under it after it collapsed.

 

[Baseballcoach43]

Radiation