Something that will Kill You ... ABC Order, Vol. 5

[nicechat]

Soap opera watching

 

[ABiGuy84]

Tripping over other posters

 

[Cindy027]

Unbelievable stupidity.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Volumes of old Encyclopedias fall over on you.

 

[ABiGuy84]

Xerox Machine fell over on you when you where copying your butt for everyone to have in the office.

 

[Cindy027]

Yves Saint Laurent handbag that you paid a fortune for to find out it's a clever fake.

 

[SherlockianMan]

Zipper incident that cause excessive blood loss

 

[ABiGuy84]

Alexa made you run your car off a cliff.

 

[Trubbycat]

Breast milk from Chernobyl

 

[ABiGuy84]

Cave you where exploring, collapsed on you.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Dragon

 

[SirConradPeckereye]

Eavesdropping on a conversation no one else was supposed to hear....

 

[Trubbycat]

Farts in a spacesuit

 

[mnbreastluver]

Gang banged by Bigfoot’s

 

[ABiGuy84]

Hanged for wearing white after labor day.

 

[Trubbycat]

Jerking off more than 25 times a day

 

[ABiGuy84]

Kicked the bucket.

 

[Shenanigans90]

Lunatics

 

[ABiGuy84]

Mom's for Liberty

 

[Trubbycat]

Nutrisystem overdose

 

[Shenanigans90]

Obsessive lovers

 

[---E---]

Parting Ways (figuratively)

 

[ABiGuy84]

Questioning the Caution sign.

 

[VoraciousValue]

Quebec mafia putting out a contract on you.

 

[Trubbycat]

Raptors