Something that will kill you...ABC

[EmpressJosephine]

Elephants charging.

 

[Jamiegeo]

Forcibly frankfurter fucked.

 

[papadoc19]

Gun...

 

[mnbreastluver]

Hostage execution

 

[papadoc19]

influenza

 

[EggoWaffle]

jealous husbands

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

Kilimanjaro when it erupts

 

[INeedLove]

Mercury in your morning coffee

 

[LinusRules]

Noose of licorice. (INL must be busy plotting her lovers demise since she skipped L. No worries, INL, I got you covered with Licorice)

 

[INeedLove]

Noose of licorice. (INL must be busy plotting her lovers demise since she skipped L. No worries, INL, I got you covered with Licorice)

Open man-hole in the sidewalk (Oops, I can't claim anything but lack of attention to detail for my missing L. Thank you for covering my faux pas Linus )

 

[Sweetemmygirl]

Poisoning by arsenic

 

[Jamiegeo]

Quintuplets.. Birthing them.

 

[LinusRules]

Rickety steps on the bridge of death

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[Longtallhubby]

Superman in a Zach Snyder movie.

 

[beachbabydoll36]

Tsunami

 

[zydrate]

Unicorns with rabies

 

[LinusRules]

Virgin ninja

 

[Longtallhubby]

Uranian winters

 

[LinusRules]

Vicarious liability (it will kill you emotionally). (Sorry, it takes time to come up with something half decent and I just shot my "V" load with Virgin Ninja a few minutes ago)

 

[Mrtenant]

Wandering wasted wet wicked winos with windshield wipers waving wildly without worry

 

[LinusRules]

Wandering wasted wet wicked winos with windshield wipers waving wildly without worry

Phew, I drove by a couple of those just tonight. Didn't know how close I came to seeing the big guy.

Xylophones dropped out of the back of a C-18 cargo plane.

 

[Sweetemmygirl]

Phew, I drove by a couple of those just tonight. Didn't know how close I came to seeing the big guy.

Xylophones dropped out of the back of a C-18 cargo plane.

Yaks stampeding

 

[_valkyrie_]

Zoo uprising.

 

[justuandmekiddo]

Antlers going through your windshield if you don't duck in time

 

[LinusRules]

Buffaloes roaming in your kitchen just before you startle them and cause a stampede