Something that will kill you...ABC

[LinusRules]

Catastrophic parachute failure

 

[lilydance]

Digging to china

 

[LinusRules]

Elephant dung (being in the wrong place at the worst time)

 

[fishyfingers]

Felling a tree from the wrong position

 

[LinusRules]

Ginormous ants like in the Empire of the Ants movie

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/65/Empire_of_the_ants.jpg

 

[jasonmason]

Ginormous ants like in the Empire of the Ants movie

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/65/Empire_of_the_ants.jpg

High voltage

 

[INeedLove]

images that are alarming, if you have a heart condition

 

[subtle_Dom]

jumping in front of a train

 

[Kinkenglish]

Killer bees...

 

[mnbreastluver]

Lunatic escaping his asylum

 

[jasonmason]

Lunatic escaping his asylum

Murderous maniacs mauling many.

 

[Passionate_Gent]

Nuts if you are allergic to them

 

[LinusRules]

Oreo accident

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b3/2a/9e/b32a9e215cf742743c70fcf506698506.jpg

 

[jasonmason]

Oreo accident

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/b3/2a/9e/b32a9e215cf742743c70fcf506698506.jpg

People that are pissed off at you.

 

[LinusRules]

Quasar if you flew the USS Enterprise directly into it

 

[jasonmason]

Quasar if you flew the USS Enterprise directly into it

Raging rivers. If you fall into them and don't know what to do.

 

[LinusRules]

Siri blabbing on incessantly about how unrealistic the movie AI was while tailgating a logging truck

https://dss.fosterwebmarketing.com/upload/injurytriallawyer.com/logging-truck-accidents.jpg

 

[Voxx]

Throwing up -and suffocating while reading the last post!!!!!

(Siri is a fucking murderess cunt That's why I'm a droid guy)

 

[MichaelinChina]

Upsetting a usually placid silverback gorilla by people screaming....got him killed.
RIP Harambe

 

[mamasota]

Upsetting a usually placid silverback gorilla by people screaming....got him killed.
RIP Harambe

Vexation vigorously voiced to the choking point, over death of Harambe

 

[MichaelinChina]

Vexation vigorously voiced to the choking point, over death of Harambe

Weasels ripping your flesh (thanks Frank Zappa)

 

[jasonmason]

Weasels ripping your flesh (thanks Frank Zappa)

XXX-rated snuff movies, if you're in one.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Yabbies that mass and crawl over snoozing fisher people.

 

[_valkyrie_]

Zarathustra.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Abalone - if it's 'off'