Something that will kill you...ABC

[jasonmason]

Buffaloes roaming in your kitchen just before you startle them and cause a stampede

Canadian geese getting sucked into the engines of the jet you are flying in.

 

[lovetopleasewomen]

don't run out into the street!

 

[sharingfantasies]

elephant sitting on your car, while you are in it.

 

[mnbreastluver]

Fireworks gone wrong

 

[fitdaddy6936]

Gangs in a gunfight

 

[Phil_Good]

Hanging out on the wrong side of town

 

[Nightstalker_82]

Jumping out of a plane without the parachute.

 

[sharingfantasies]

king cobras

 

[ydahecnot]

Ladders that are wobbly

 

[sharingfantasies]

mine shafts collapsing

 

[_valkyrie_]

Nuka-Cola addiction.

 

[sharingfantasies]

opium

 

[_valkyrie_]

Poliomyelitis.

 

[ydahecnot]

Quicksand

 

[sharingfantasies]

revolver

 

[_valkyrie_]

Succubi.

 

[sharingfantasies]

torture

 

[Sweetemmygirl]

Underwater breathing apparatus failure

 

[dami_gucci]

v8 engine dropping on your head

 

[MichaelinChina]

Wile E Coyote ( well he tries to kill)...if you are the Roadrunner. beep beep!

 

[fishyfingers]

Xenotransplant rejection

 

[MichaelinChina]

Yankees - if you were a Confederate in the Civil War

 

[MrEd63]

Yankees - if you were a Confederate in the Civil War

Zero fighter

 

[MichaelinChina]

Ave Maria - sung by Lanza and it brings the house down!

 

[fishyfingers]

Bubonic plague