Southern Home Cooking

[Roughneck]

Well, I cant compete with that steel. All I have in my corner is that Im polish. . . how bout that, a Polish Southern, that's rare.

Ever wonder how they came up with Polish Sausage, I rest my case.

 

[Roughneck]

Just want to say one more thing GO COCKS !!!!!!

Told ya all that USC would do it, they play Texas at 1:30 for the Championship. . . . so go COCKS !!

 

[redelicious]

Just want to say one more thing GO COCKS !!!!!!

Told ya all that USC would do it, they play Texas at 1:30 for the Championship. . . . so go COCKS !!

WOOHOO!!!!

(switches on tv to watch the big game)

 

[ShiningEyes]

*walks in, sits down, and orders a nice glass of sweet ice tea* Hey there everyone!!!

 

[TantaLiza]

Decisions, decisions....

I hate to make them if I don't have to...how 'bout I take both RN and SC on at the same time???? Man, that really turns me on thinking about it....*sigh*

Liza

 

[ShiningEyes]

Re: Decisions, decisions....

I hate to make them if I don't have to...how 'bout I take both RN and SC on at the same time???? Man, that really turns me on thinking about it....*sigh*

Liza

Sounds like you made the right choice to me!!!! Would be a lot of fun just to watch, even more fun to be in the middle!!! damn!!!!! *envies Liza right now!!!*

 

[TantaLiza]

Question is...

Are they up to it????

Kisses...

Liza

 

[Roughneck]

Here's that Sweet tea SE, now how about filling that other order?

 

[steelcock]

Re: Question is...

Are they up to it????

Kisses...

Liza

Liza, I've already told you that I'm UP to it 24/7. Name the place and the time. My only question is will you need an ambulance after I fuck your brains out for a straight 24 hours.

 

[spankableBelle]

(sneakin' in) oh! did someone mention sweet tea? wonderin' if i might be able to get a bottomless glass of it?

 

[Roughneck]

Welcome Belle, come on in and make yourself at home. Let me get you that tall glass of sweet tea.


SC I'm wondering something here, you said you have a steel rod in your cock, hence forth the name steelcock. Now if its steel wont it rust? If its stainless steel, then shouldnt your name be Stainless Steel Cock?

Oh well, was just wondering, I only have what god gave me,a regular normal Polish Cock. . . Pice Check on Polish Sausage

 

[spankableBelle]

southern hospitality and sweet tea

Welcome Belle, come on in and make yourself at home. Let me get you that tall glass of sweet tea.

~smile~ why thank You...(watching and fanning self...murmuring a heated 'yummy')

 

[Roughneck]

Belle if your a bit warm, I could always turn the A/C down a few, of course you might get nippily.

 

[spankableBelle]

Belle if your a bit warm, I could always turn the A/C down a few, of course you might get nippily.

oooohhhh...i suppose though that there are other ways i could handle the intense warmth that i feel...without You having to turn the A/C down... i mean for instance, a piece of ice...

 

[Roughneck]

Why Ice Belle, when ice cream is much more tasty, plus you can add some chocolate syrup and some whip cream to the mix.

 

[spankableBelle]

<giggles> but ice cream isn't necessary for chocolate syrup, whipped cream, a banana, and cherries...oops...i sorta added to that, didn't i?

 

[Roughneck]

Add away Belle, the more the better, wont need a spoon for this dish, I think my mouth will do.

 

[spankableBelle]

oh yes!

You will bring the nuts, won't You?

 

[tonitits]

Re: Hate to tell you this RN,

but you'll be waiting a long time for your order to be filled. I live up to my name of Steelcock. I have been sugically altered by Dr. Guy Gober in Blairsville, GA.

Due to a side reaction to a blood pressure medication called Procardia XL I suffered from erectile dysfunction. To correct the problem he installed a semi-rigid prosthesis in my cock. This consists of a thin flexible stainless steel rod encased in a silicon gel all encased in a hard rubber tube. There is one on either side of my urethra and attached to my pelvic bone, giving me a 7" cock that stays up 24/7.

Now here is the best part. I can bend it into many different shapes (even upside down) and it will stay there until I bend it back to normal position.

The only drawback is that I have to wear a strap to hold it against my thigh or else I walk around in public with a very visible bulge.

Once I actually took and won 20 $100.00 bets that I could lay on a table in a biker bar up in W. Va. and let 20 biker babes fuck or suck me for twenty minutes each and still have a hard-on. I walked out of the bar with two grand in my pocket and a huge smile on my face.

Sounds like one hell of a fun night! I take it you don't have any problem finding women to fuck you now, huh?

 

[steelcock]

Re: Re: Hate to tell you this RN,

Sounds like one hell of a fun night! I take it you don't have any problem finding women to fuck you now, huh?

To be quite honest I have no problems whatever in that department. Well, there is one. My wife sometimes refuses to let me go out and play unless I spend a few hours in the sack with her first.

 

[Roughneck]

I'll be glad to bring the nuts Belle. Ya know, those nuts come with a special spoon that can stir up this special dish.

 

[tonitits]

Re: Re: Re: Hate to tell you this RN,

To be quite honest I have no problems whatever in that department. Well, there is one. My wife sometimes refuses to let me go out and play unless I spend a few hours in the sack with her first.

Hey who could blame her?!!!! LOL

 

[spankableBelle]

I'll be glad to bring the nuts Belle. Ya know, those nuts come with a special spoon that can stir up this special dish.

Oh, that would be wonderful, RN...

And the spoon...can't do without the spoon...

 

[steelcock]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Hate to tell you this RN,

Hey who could blame her?!!!! LOL

Not me, that's for sure. I give her a really good romp before I go steppin' out. You see, my pappy gave me two pieces of advice about marriage.
1. Always set aside one night of the week for a night out with the boys.
2. Don't waste it on the boys. (Unless it's a threesome and they don't mind kinky sex. I love that special sauce too Liza. )

 

[TantaLiza]

Re: Re: Question is...

Liza, I've already told you that I'm UP to it 24/7. Name the place and the time. My only question is will you need an ambulance after I fuck your brains out for a straight 24 hours.

Promises, promises....I got lots of time to make up for sugar!! Lay it on me!! I'm sure I can keep up with ya!!

Liza


Oh yeah....what part of TN are you from?? PM me if you wanna know how close we really are.....