Southern Home Cooking

[Roughneck]

Love to show you how to play Quarters. Its a simple game, but you can get quite drunk off it.


You put a shot glass down on the bar, counter, table, whatever you deem as your playing surface. The object is to bounce a quarter off the table and into the shot glass. Now if you miss you do a shot. If you get it into the glass then everyone else whos playing has to do a shot. So now that you know the rules Casper, do you want to play??

We could change the rules a bit, maube make it strip Quarters

 

[redelicious]

Well Red, its on a special Menu, and it comes with a special tangy sause.

MMM, that sounds good. I may have to order it sometime

 

[Melon]

Sorry I got quiet I was writing. *points to her notebook*

Dinner time now and I think I heard somebody say Fried Okra...got any fresh sliced tomatoes...and some hot biscuits, like Red wants - with honey. Mmmmmm!

 

[casper3110]

Love to show you how to play Quarters. Its a simple game, but you can get quite drunk off it.


You put a shot glass down on the bar, counter, table, whatever you deem as your playing surface. The object is to bounce a quarter off the table and into the shot glass. Now if you miss you do a shot. If you get it into the glass then everyone else whos playing has to do a shot. So now that you know the rules Casper, do you want to play??

We could change the rules a bit, maube make it strip Quarters

Sure.. I am not much of a drinker... but I am up for anything!

 

[Roughneck]

Well Casper if your up to anything, I have something thats up and needs attention. maybe Strip Quarters is in order here.

maybe we should change the name to The Waffle Brothel

 

[casper3110]

Well Casper if your up to anything, I have something thats up and needs attention. maybe Strip Quarters is in order here.

maybe we should change the name to The Waffle Brothel

Being a former Waffle house employee, I can tell you that there isn't much difference! I could tell you stories.

Okay...I like the idea of strip quarters.. okay you go first so I can watch what you do!

 

[TantaLiza]

RN, I'd love for you to serve me up in bed...

It's quite empty...for a while now...maybe I could serve you??

By the by, I like the new addition to the menu...BJ, did you say?? I'd like to join the game of quarters, too. The only thing is that I *always* loose...can't seem to make that quarter bounce into the glass...

Liza

 

[Roughneck]

Oh Liz, please serve away, my beds quite empty too, only my fish to keep me company, come on over and hop in, plenty of room.

 

[redelicious]

Re: RN, I'd love for you to serve me up in bed...

By the by, I like the new addition to the menu...BJ, did you say??

Liza

Good choice Liza. It's been getting rave reviews

 

[TantaLiza]

RN, sugar....

What's your pleasure?? I love to serve...on bended knees...

Liza

 

[Roughneck]

Well Liz, want to come back into the kitchen and make a special cream pie?

 

[TantaLiza]

Mmmm...my fave!

More cream the better! Yahoo!!! I'm all turned on now....

Liza

 

[steelcock]

Is it too late in the day to get some stone ground grits...with salt and butter with a bottle of hot sauce on the side?

Silly question! Every true Son of the South knows that Waffle House is famous for serving breakfast 24 hours a day and that definitely includes grits.

More cream the better! Yahoo!!! I'm all turned on now....

Liza

After you finish making the cream pie I'll have a waitress to go with nothing on it. That cream pie sounds like it would be a really high protein and tasty dessert.

SC

 

[TantaLiza]

Who me??

Love those tasty treats!! Mmmmmm....you up for it SC??

Sorry I missed you last night RN...had to have my midnight snack alone....*sigh*

What's a girl gotta do to be serviced around here??

Liza

 

[steelcock]

Re: Who me??

Love those tasty treats!! Mmmmmm....you up for it SC??

Sorry I missed you last night RN...had to have my midnight snack alone....*sigh*

What's a girl gotta do to be serviced around here??

Liza

Liza, I'm always up for it. That's why my name is steelcock. It really does stay up 24/7 just like the Waffle House. Now about that cream pie.... Can I have a piece on the side...or back...or on top?

 

[TantaLiza]

Re: Re: Who me??

Liza, I'm always up for it. That's why my name is steelcock. It really does stay up 24/7 just like the Waffle House. Now about that cream pie.... Can I have a piece on the side...or back...or on top?

Let's see...there's sunny side up, over easy, on the side...the possibilities are endless....gentleman's choice I'd say!! You want some cream pie...I got one you'll never forget...just say when....

Liza

 

[steelcock]

Re: Re: Re: Who me??

Let's see...there's sunny side up, over easy, on the side...the possibilities are endless....gentleman's choice I'd say!! You want some cream pie...I got one you'll never forget...just say when....

Liza

Let me check my schedule. *SC looks at desktop calender*. Let me see now. ummm, WHEN

 

[TantaLiza]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Who me??

Let me check my schedule. *SC looks at desktop calender*. Let me see now. ummm, WHEN

I'll cum out to play...tell me when you're next recess is... I always loved playing with my friends...

Liza

 

[steelcock]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Who me??

I'll cum out to play...tell me when you're next recess is... I always loved playing with my friends...

Liza

I'm up, ready and raring to go. Just lay back and spread those soft thighs for me. (LICKLICKLICKLICK)

*Steelcock thrusts tongue deep to gather even more cream.*

 

[TantaLiza]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Who me??

I'm up, ready and raring to go. Just lay back and spread those soft thighs for me. (LICKLICKLICKLICK)

*Steelcock thrusts tongue deep to gather even more cream.*

Oh SC....you do that so well.....mmmm...shall I take my share of your cream, too??? (Licks lips in anticipation)

 

[steelcock]

Oh SC....you do that so well.....mmmm...shall I take my share of your cream, too??? (Licks lips in anticipation)

I'm glad you enjoy it, Liz I was taught how at the age of eight by an older family member.

Sure you can get some of my sauce. Just stoke and suck on the dispenser and you will have anough creamy special sauce for a whole bunch of burgers.

 

[TantaLiza]

Special sauce??

Forget the burgers....just give me the sauce!!! I'm addicted to the stuff!!

Kisses!

Liza

 

[Roughneck]

Wow, I take a few days off from here and just about everybody skips town, lol. Glad to see Liz, that you and steel are still here, and mixing it up I see.


When hes spent and runs out, let me step up and fill the order


Guess I'll head in the back of the kitchen and cook me up something to eat.

 

[steelcock]

Hate to tell you this RN,

Wow, I take a few days off from here and just about everybody skips town, lol. Glad to see Liz, that you and steel are still here, and mixing it up I see.


When hes spent and runs out, let me step up and fill the order


Guess I'll head in the back of the kitchen and cook me up something to eat.

but you'll be waiting a long time for your order to be filled. I live up to my name of Steelcock. I have been sugically altered by Dr. Guy Gober in Blairsville, GA.

Due to a side reaction to a blood pressure medication called Procardia XL I suffered from erectile dysfunction. To correct the problem he installed a semi-rigid prosthesis in my cock. This consists of a thin flexible stainless steel rod encased in a silicon gel all encased in a hard rubber tube. There is one on either side of my urethra and attached to my pelvic bone, giving me a 7" cock that stays up 24/7.

Now here is the best part. I can bend it into many different shapes (even upside down) and it will stay there until I bend it back to normal position.

The only drawback is that I have to wear a strap to hold it against my thigh or else I walk around in public with a very visible bulge.

Once I actually took and won 20 $100.00 bets that I could lay on a table in a biker bar up in W. Va. and let 20 biker babes fuck or suck me for twenty minutes each and still have a hard-on. I walked out of the bar with two grand in my pocket and a huge smile on my face.

 

[steelcock]

Re: Special sauce??

Forget the burgers....just give me the sauce!!! I'm addicted to the stuff!!

Kisses!

Liza

I happen to love a good furburger or hair pie. Where do you think Dave Thomas came up with the Wendy's slogan "Hot and Juicy"? Hmmm?