Southern Home Cooking

[alwaysawake]

Now thats just a shame, you gave up before you ever tried.

Dawn

Sorry--my loss!

 

[porphry]

Biscuits w/Karo syrup and butter, please, with a tall, frothy glass of milk (actually one of my mamaw's breakfasts). Thank you!

How's everyone this fine Sunday morning?

 

[steelcock]

Now your talking huskie, nothing says summer like an evening cook out.

What we should do is make a pit and cook us a pig, then we could have a good old southern pig picking.

Melon, with talk like like you make it extra hot back here in the kitchen, I might need to cool off with talk like that

Now you're talkin' Southern, RN. I'll even break out my guitar and sing a few of my songs.

Steelcock' greatest hits include songs like

Good Morning I Love You (but I swear I don't remember your name)

'Twas a Helluva Ride (But I liked it)

And one I wrote to my son called

Some Good Fatherly Advice or Never Kiss A Lady When Her Mouth Is Full Of Snuff (Dedicated to the late humorist Lewis Grizzard)

 

[Roughneck]

Hey Steel, Lewis Grizzard was the man, I loved his storys about Bubba and Earl.

 

[Roughneck]

Welcome Porphry, glad you stoped in and joined us, hope you decide to stay. Out of milk, but I have some fresh FL Oj, if not guess I'll hit the pasture and milk a cow.

 

[porphry]

Karo and OJ.... Karo and OJ..... I just don't know if my teeth would rot fast enough if I did that.

 

[Roughneck]

Oh very well porphry, I 'll get you some milk.

*Grabs pail and milking stool* Here mr. cow, come on boy, give daddy some milk.

 

[redelicious]

Hey everyone-

Saaaay, RN, do we have any fatback on the menu???

Red

 

[Georgia Girl]

I'm beginning to think we need to rename this thread the Cholesterol's Addicts home place.

RN darling, is there fresh coffee?

Red...watch out there are some with roaming hands over to the left.

Porphry....mix the butter and karo (my preference is pure cane syrup) and then load it on the biscuits.....yummmy

Dawn

 

[redelicious]

I'm beginning to think we need to rename this thread the Cholesterol's Addicts home place.

RN darling, is there fresh coffee?

Red...watch out there are some with roaming hands over to the left.

Porphry....mix the butter and karo (my preference is pure cane syrup) and then load it on the biscuits.....yummmy

Dawn

No kidding . . .well sex and food, its all realted.

I'm particular to honey on my biscuits, but too each their own.

(jumps) Now which one of you fine patrons pinched my ass? Careful, don't want me to spill . . .

Red

 

[Roughneck]

Wasn't me Red, I'm still trying to figure out how to milk a cow. Thought I had the hang of it but what i was jerking on the cow didnt produce milk. . . . use your imagination.

 

[steelcock]

Hey Steel, Lewis Grizzard was the man, I loved his storys about Bubba and Earl.

Yeah, RN. Grizzard was a really great wit. I really did write all of those songs. I got the alternate title to Fatherly Advice from a book of his called "If Love Were Oil I'd Be a Quart Low". There was a chapter in it called Never Kiss A Lady When Her Mouth Is Full Of Snuff about his grandmother. It was really a good and funny book.

I may post the words here if anyone wants to read them.

 

[Georgia Girl]

RN honey sweetie lambie pie -- if you are calling Mr. Cow and trying to get milk then the only thing porphry is going to get is a glass of semen but I bet he was happy.

Just go look for some similar to mine and you'll have it or see if anyone in here has any milk available.

Steel.....my favorite of his books was "Shoot low boys, they're riding shetland ponies" I adored Lewis Grizzard, he was the speaker at my high school graduation.

Dawn

 

[TantaLiza]

RN, sugar, I have many orders I'd like to get filled...

Of course, I'd have to take you home so as not to keep you from your other customers

As for this evening, I'd love an OJ and a big cup of ice....got my bottle in my car...any suggestions on an order to go???

Liza

 

[casper3110]

Could I get an order of hashbrowns, fried real crisp. Scattered, smothered and diced??
Oh, and a glass of OJ, Please.

*walking over to the jukebox and playing Patsy Cline - Crazy*

 

[Lady_Sam]

Could I have some friend okra and fried chicken with mashed potatoes please? And can a Californian join in?

 

[navarre]

Is it too late in the day to get some stone ground grits...with salt and butter with a bottle of hot sauce on the side?

 

[redelicious]

Just go look for some similar to mine and you'll have it or see if anyone in here has any milk available.

Dawn

Ahem . . .maybe I can give u a few pointers?

 

[Roughneck]

Come on in Casper and Sam and make yourselves at home. You dont have to be southern, to enjoy southern cooking.

If everyone keeps yelling OJ, he might actualy show up, lol

Now GG, correct me if I'm wrong here, but you produce milk? If so can I see, oh pleeeeeeease

Now Liz, I wouldn't mind going home with you, could serve you breakfast in bed. . . of course theres alot that I could serve you in bed, want to find out?

 

[Roughneck]

Wow, it's slow tonight here. Guess I'll set up the shot glass and do quarters, have a bottle of Crown that needs my attention.

 

[redelicious]

Wow, it's slow tonight here. Guess I'll set up the shot glass and do quarters, have a bottle of Crown that needs my attention.

Anything I can help with?

 

[Roughneck]

Well, now that you mention it Red, I do have a problem below my waist, I think a BJ is required to release the built up preasure

 

[redelicious]

Well, now that you mention it Red, I do have a problem below my waist, I think a BJ is required to release the built up preasure

Is that on the menu now????

 

[casper3110]

Wow, it's slow tonight here. Guess I'll set up the shot glass and do quarters, have a bottle of Crown that needs my attention.

I have never played quarters... but it sounds fun! Can you teach me??

 

[Roughneck]

Well Red, its on a special Menu, and it comes with a special tangy sause.