Spring Flings and Flirtations

[aelphaba]

ANOTHER WATER BREAK....

I wish I was watching paint dry or mopping the floor or cleaning the fan. I wish I was in a very cool shower with lots of sweet smelling bubbles. I wish I was in a thunderstorm. Instead I will drag my ass back out the door and finish the damn mowing...

I hate being the yard bitch...

 

[aelphaba]

You two cuties have a good evening and READY, smile, CLICK! Ah perfect.

Not until after that shower, please!!

 

[ManofMithgar]

Not until after that shower, please!!

Ah come on, I want the yard lady look. Grass on you and your hair blown around. The big pretty smile is all I will be able to see anyway.

 

[aelphaba]

You would get a red face, hair wet with sweat and pulled up in a bun, and no smile to be found... yet. You can do CC while I'm showering.

 

[ManofMithgar]

You would get a red face, hair wet with sweat and pulled up in a bun, and no smile to be found... yet. You can do CC while I'm showering.

Maybe I should take shower pics then...yoooo hoooo

 

[aelphaba]

Maybe I should take shower pics then...yoooo hoooo

If I had only known... already hit the shower.

 

[bikenjeep]

The yard bitch... thats freakin hilarious. Sorry I've been awol. Talk about gettin hit upside the head with reality... just been busy. Stupid stuff... too long to get into on a message... too stupid to inflict upon my new friends here.

Anyway, glad to see some funny and interesting stuff taking place in my absence... waiting for my invitation to join in...

And yes... I know... I need to get the av done. I'll have it in the next 48 hours. What is the appropriate file size for an av? I just realize I have not a clue as to what the requirements are for a good av size/file wise. I'm sure you can help.

Well... I'm gonna grab an adult beverage and sit for a while. Hope everyone is having a good week.

 

[aelphaba]

Good Mornng!
It's my turn to have an early day. I know, I'm lucky.. you should all be jealous.

Hey bike. You don't need an invite, honey. Just jump right in. Life does get in the way occasionally, doesn't it? Glad to see you made it back. I had trouble with my av so I went to this wonderful thread, where a wonderful person resized it for me and even tinted it. I, unfortunately, don't remember where that thread is, but I know that someone will be able to tell you.

MoM~ timing is off again. Here I am heading to the shower and you are probably fast asleep. Stay out of the path of those nasty tornados.

CC~Good morning! I'm so sad today. You know, ya make one nasty comment about having a wife and you get ignored! lol.. just for your future reference, "fuck you, you're married" doesn't come across as funny as you would think.

Kayte~Wherever you are today, know that I'm jealous.

Hope everyone has a wonderful day!
Your friendly neighborhood yard bitch

 

[capricious_chic]

Good Morning everyone!

aelphaba, I would have been posting with you this morning.. however I overslept. Oops. While I should be hurrying to get to work.. I have copped a blithe attitude about it.. and am taking my time! I hope today will be happier for you.. and you leave the sadness by the wayside .. Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke!!

MoM, by all means.. stay safe! Wild weather can be exciting.. but usually not when you are right in the middle of it and it becomes too fierce. I understand hectic! I think I have all my strings pulled and am ON this weekend... but getting to that point has been exhausting. It damned well better be worth it!

biken, the thread alephaba is referring to is https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=62222&highlight=Need+a+picture+resized
If the link doesn't work.. just go to the How To forum and search for Need a picture resized.. it should pop right up. The great thing about being here.. one never needs an invite.. and it can be a great place to vent! You can always whine about RL stuff.. someone will be sure to offer a sympathetic ear!

Happy Hump Day all!!

kayte, I hope everything is going as fantastically as hoped!!

 

[capricious_chic]

So.. any humping goin' on today??

 

[bikenjeep]

Typical day... no humping here.

 

[capricious_chic]

Why not?

 

[bikenjeep]

Waiting for you and/or aelphaba to come over!!! One can not hump alone!

 

[capricious_chic]

What, you don't have a couch? Lotion?

 

[bikenjeep]

Just doesn't get me going nearly as much as you.

 

[capricious_chic]

lol.. I am too tired and have way too much to do.. to even consider being sexy.

 

[aelphaba]

What's all this talk of humping?? What did I miss? Dammit, I always miss the good stuff.

 

[capricious_chic]

You do?

I thought you were always smack dab in the middle of it

 

[aelphaba]

Wouldn't that be lovely... could I be smack dab in the middle of you and bike?

 

[capricious_chic]

If it includes cleaning my house and helping me pack.. then by all means!

 

[aelphaba]

OMG!! Thank you, thank you, thank you. You've just made my all my dreams come true!
Guess what I'm doing...

 

[capricious_chic]

Procrastinating by playing on the computer to avoid what you really want to do?

















Hey.. that seems vaguely familiar..

 

[aelphaba]

Nope.. waiting patiently to go eat a big, juicy, pink steak! Wanna go?

 

[capricious_chic]

Ewwwwwww!!!

That is just gross!

 

[aelphaba]

Procrastinating by playing on the computer to avoid what you really want to do?

















Hey.. that seems vaguely familiar..

We have a word for that... SLACKER!