Star Wars: Galaxy In Crisis OOC

[Jedi_Khan]

She has claws.

You don't need to know anything more than that. Tread lightly, gentlemen, she has claws.

Well, at last, there is another character on Tatooine with me. But at least you can do a hella lot more than Aagh can.

 

[Screech]

:: thinks this over ::

You're saying she's "short for a stormtrooper?"

:: rimshot! ::

Heh! I suppose you could make that analogy, yes. But she's big enough to kick people in their shins 8D

 

[ChasNicollette]

You don't need to know anything more than that. Tread lightly, gentlemen, she has claws.

Well, at last, there is another character on Tatooine with me. But at least you can do a hella lot more than Aagh can.

Heh.

Yeah, her ability to play well with others will be sorely tested, but my feeling is she'll make a good effort.

I dunno, J_K, whether she's able to do a lot more than you? She's leashed and collared eye candy right now. Maybe even muzzled while Jabba attempts to break her spirit. (You're not still frozen in carbonite, are you? Maybe we should call it a draw.)

 

[ChasNicollette]

Heh! I suppose you could make that analogy, yes. But she's big enough to kick people in their shins 8D

Shmi Shinwalker.

:: so amused with herself right now! ::

 

[Jedi_Khan]

Heh.

Yeah, her ability to play well with others will be sorely tested, but my feeling is she'll make a good effort.

I dunno, J_K, whether she's able to do a lot more than you? She's leashed and collared eye candy right now. Maybe even muzzled while Jabba attempts to break her spirit. (You're not still frozen in carbonite, are you? Maybe we should call it a draw.)

Yeah, Aagh is still frozen. Nobody has come to free him yet. I'm aiming for the Jedi to come free him mainly because they'd have the skills necessary to help him recover, but Yllyanah is welcome to try.

 

[LuckyVic]

We should be there soon, I'm just having some problems with the story in my head. I know what I want to do next, just can't find the words right now.

 

[ChasNicollette]

Yeah, Aagh is still frozen. Nobody has come to free him yet. I'm aiming for the Jedi to come free him mainly because they'd have the skills necessary to help him recover, but Yllyanah is welcome to try.

Thaaaat would be a weird experience. :: dies laughin' ::

He wakes up blinded by hibernation sickness, and there's a weight on his chest and a curious sniffsniffsniffing about his face...

(Anyone here who's owned a cat knows what that's like in the middle of the night.)

Still. Soon as he got his sight back, he'd have something nice to look at.

 

[LuckyVic]

Never owned one, but house sat for some friends that did. That was an experience.

 

[Jedi_Khan]

Thaaaat would be a weird experience. :: dies laughin' ::

He wakes up blinded by hibernation sickness, and there's a weight on his chest and a curious sniffsniffsniffing about his face...

(Anyone here who's owned a cat knows what that's like in the middle of the night.)

Still. Soon as he got his sight back, he'd have something nice to look at.

Yep, I own a cat. I know what it's like, especially when she jumps up onto the bed right next to my head and I'm half asleep. Talk about being startled.

And, seeing as how Aagh has been frozen in carbonite for nearly a century, he's going to lose a bit more than his sight. He's going to be blind, mute, and have amnesia for awhile. The Jedi will be able to help him with his amnesia, but the rest will have to work itself out.

 

[ChasNicollette]

Yep, I own a cat. I know what it's like, especially when she jumps up onto the bed right next to my head and I'm half asleep. Talk about being startled.

And, seeing as how Aagh has been frozen in carbonite for nearly a century, he's going to lose a bit more than his sight. He's going to be blind, mute, and have amnesia for awhile. The Jedi will be able to help him with his amnesia, but the rest will have to work itself out.

"That's rough, buddy."

He's not gonna have that problem where his age eventually catches up to him, like Mel Gibson in "Forever Young?" Because considering how long he's been under...

 

[LuckyVic]

"That's rough, buddy."

He's not gonna have that problem where his age eventually catches up to him, like Mel Gibson in "Forever Young?" Because considering how long he's been under...

LMAO..

 

[Jedi_Khan]

"That's rough, buddy."

He's not gonna have that problem where his age eventually catches up to him, like Mel Gibson in "Forever Young?" Because considering how long he's been under...

Never seen "Forever Young," so I doubt that will be the case.

 

[ChasNicollette]

Never seen "Forever Young," so I doubt that will be the case.

Well, that's a relief.

:: chuckles ::

 

[Jedi_Khan]

Tell me, what happens in "Forever Young"?

 

[ChasNicollette]

Tell me, what happens in "Forever Young"?

Early twentieth-century test pilot Mel Gibson is to be frozen in an experimental cryogenics unit for a year, though disaster befalls the project and he winds up frozen for far far longer. Like, "Captain America in the iceberg" length of time.

He spends some time in the present as a fish-out-of-water, wide-eyed and the product of a far more innocent time. But eventually, as was apparently the problem with that whole line of cryogenic research, his age catches up to him, and he begins rapidly growing older until he reaches the age he would have been had he lived all his years in a straight line.

It's an agonising and beautiful movie, total chick flick, and it almost almost makes me forget what a douchebag Mel's turned into more recently. Also, Elijah Wood sings a song.

Anyway. I dunno what Aagh's natural lifespan is like, but aging a hundred years in a day has got to be a punch in the face no matter what your species is. So I'm glad he'll not endure that.

 

[Jedi_Khan]

Interesting. And thanks for telling me it's a chick flick; now I know to avoid it.

I had a character that was in a sorta similar situation to "Forever Young," except he wasn't frozen. He had a curse placed on him that essentially stopped time from affecting him, the only indication of his age being the knowledge and wisdom that he has gained, and his hair as white as fresh snow. When and if he gets the curse lifted, time is going to catch up to him really fast, leaving him an wrinkled old man on Death's doorstep in just a matter of one or two days.

As for Aagh's lifespan, as a Zabrak, it's just a few years shorter than a human's life span.

 

[ChasNicollette]

Interesting. And thanks for telling me it's a chick flick; now I know to avoid it.

I had a character that was in a sorta similar situation to "Forever Young," except he wasn't frozen. He had a curse placed on him that essentially stopped time from affecting him, the only indication of his age being the knowledge and wisdom that he has gained, and his hair as white as fresh snow. When and if he gets the curse lifted, time is going to catch up to him really fast, leaving him an wrinkled old man on Death's doorstep in just a matter of one or two days.

As for Aagh's lifespan, as a Zabrak, it's just a few years shorter than a human's life span.

I suppose at some point I should figure out a Leeyonane's lifespan.

Hmm.

 

[Jedi_Khan]

Very nice post, Chas. A real piece of art. I especially like how you placed Aagh. Now, just to wait for the Jedi, yes?

 

[ChasNicollette]

Very nice post, Chas. A real piece of art. I especially like how you placed Aagh. Now, just to wait for the Jedi, yes?

:: grins, blushes, curtseys :: Just doin' as you and Vic suggested, sweets.

Glad you liked it, tho'.

But yeah. Now the waiting begins. :: checks her watch ::

(A Jedi is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to. But they could hurry their Force-powered butts up a little...)

(Heehee...)

 

[Jedi_Khan]

Very nice paraphrasing of Gandolf.

So, how do we pass the time while we wait, hmm?

 

[ChasNicollette]

We could always write character-history flashbacks.

 

[Jedi_Khan]

Hmm...an interesting idea. I wonder what kind of history I could come up with for Aagh, aside from tearing apart criminal syndicates.

 

[ChasNicollette]

Hmm...an interesting idea. I wonder what kind of history I could come up with for Aagh, aside from tearing apart criminal syndicates.

You could just go with the tearing-apart thing. :: grins ::

Good action sequences are always fun to watch.

 

[Jedi_Khan]

It would give me a chance to introduce the two HK droids that Aagh owns.

"Query: Can I please shoot the meatbag criminal now, Master?

No, Slicer, you cannot shoot the criminal now. But you can place a thermal detonator under his bed.

Disappointed response: But Master, a thermal detonator under his bed is not nearly as exciting as blasting the meatbag in person with a high powered blaster rifle.

I know, Slicer, I know. But it is better to do it my way, or else we won't be able to get out of here alive, and I know you want to live to kill again, don't you Slicer?

Agreement: Yes, Master, I see your point. I will place a thermal detonator under the meatbag's bed tonight."

 

[ChasNicollette]

It would give me a chance to introduce the two HK droids that Aagh owns.

"Query: Can I please shoot the meatbag criminal now, Master?

No, Slicer, you cannot shoot the criminal now. But you can place a thermal detonator under his bed.

Disappointed response: But Master, a thermal detonator under his bed is not nearly as exciting as blasting the meatbag in person with a high powered blaster rifle.

I know, Slicer, I know. But it is better to do it my way, or else we won't be able to get out of here alive, and I know you want to live to kill again, don't you Slicer?

Agreement: Yes, Master, I see your point. I will place a thermal detonator under the meatbag's bed tonight."

:: dies laughing ::

"Long ago, in a galaxy far far away, Bender wants to kill all humans."