Stupidest D/s related comment.....

[DVS]

Re: stupidest comment ever

or a classic...*you are soo little, are you sure you WANT me to do these things to you?*

WHAT!!! no, i am just teasing....



lil girl

This is a classic? Surely you are meaning a classic in the seudo Dom sense?

I mean, REALLY! If a sweet little subbie female asked me to "do these things" to her...I wouldn't have to be asked twice.

Well, I might tie her up and then force her to ask me nicely, again. Just to torment her mind a little.

and little girls as so easy to control.

 

[DVS]

From a group of fellow feminists.....'no woman could possibly WANT to be whipped, spanked, or mistreated.....it is just not possible....she is obviously a victim too scared to speak out and needs to know there are ways out.'

Catalina

Oh God! There is a group of religious fanatics in my neck of the woods. This is their main chant when they protest any of our group's gatherings.

"Nobody actually WANTs to be whipped! She is actually crying out for help! She is a victim of her weak mental state. We shall save her!"

 

[DVS]

DVS you are indeed devious, lol I almost spewed!

Sorry. I forgot about your weakness to spewing. Next time, I'll hold my hand up. When I have my hand up, you will know you might spew. OK?

 

[Ebonyfire]

Oh God! There is a group of religious fanatics in my neck of the woods. This is their main chant when they protest any of our group's gatherings.

"Nobody actually WANTs to be whipped! She is actually crying out for help! She is a victim of her weak mental state. We shall save her!"

Have you ever noticed that people who looked like they have never had a decent fuck in their entire life are always crusading to "save" someone who is obviously doing better than they are?

 

[Ebonyfire]

Sorry. I forgot about your weakness to spewing. Next time, I'll hold my hand up. When I have my hand up, you will know you might spew. OK?

Got it!

 

[lilredwolph]

i have come out to a 'nilla (this guy is so 'nilla he is almost clear) friend of mine in the past week and i have heard some of the strangest statements

he will call me out of the blue and say things like

(him) "do you have a strap-on?" (me) "yes i have 2" (him) "so you can do females?" (me) "no" (him)" than why do you have them?" (me) "to do males up the ass" (him) "well keep those things away from me" (me) "well there goes all my plans shot to hell" (click)

(him) "WHY do you like pain?" (me) "not really sure why, just know that i do" (him) "well doesn't that take the FUN out of sex?" (me) "D'OH.... "

(him) "if i had sex with you would you hurt me?" (me) "i am a submissive" (him) "but would you hurt me?" (me) "what planet is your brain on today?, i enjoy pain but not giving it" (him) "so you wouldn't like bite me or anything?" (me) "we are never having sex so don't worry about it"

(him) "you like to be spanked? isn't that abit degrading?"

these little chats happen often over the past week

 

[Ebonyfire]

i have come out to a 'nilla (this guy is so 'nilla he is almost clear) friend of mine in the past week and i have heard some of the strangest statements

he will call me out of the blue and say things like

(him) "do you have a strap-on?" (me) "yes i have 2" (him) "so you can do females?" (me) "no" (him)" than why do you have them?" (me) "to do males up the ass" (him) "well keep those things away from me" (me) "well there goes all my plans shot to hell" (click)

(him) "WHY do you like pain?" (me) "not really sure why, just know that i do" (him) "well doesn't that take the FUN out of sex?" (me) "D'OH.... "

(him) "if i had sex with you would you hurt me?" (me) "i am a submissive" (him) "but would you hurt me?" (me) "what planet is your brain on today?, i enjoy pain but not giving it" (him) "so you wouldn't like bite me or anything?" (me) "we are never having sex so don't worry about it"

(him) "you like to be spanked? isn't that abit degrading?"

these little chats happen often over the past week

Boy does that conversation sound familiar.

 

[DVS]

Have you ever noticed that people who looked like they have never had a decent fuck in their entire life are always crusading to "save" someone who is obviously doing better than they are?

So true. There is a guy in our area who is very, very, VERY much against gays. He has his whole family out there protesting. His kids look so deprived. You know?

(his poor wife, too)

 

[Ebonyfire]

So true. There is a guy in our area who is very, very, VERY much against gays. He has his whole family out there protesting. His kids look so deprived. You know?

(his poor wife, too)

I will never understand the need for other people to concern themselves with the sex lives of others. I don't know about you but My business keeps Me busy 24/7. Ain't got no time for other's folks bizness!

 

[DVS]

I will never understand the need for other people to concern themselves with the sex lives of others. I don't know about you but My business keeps Me busy 24/7. Ain't got no time for other's folks bizness!

Live and let live. Actually, the gays don't mind him protesting. He brings national attention to their cause, too. Just what they want. But, he can be a pain at times...and not the kind of pain they prefer.

 

[DVS]

I remember once, when I worked with this cute little lady. She showed all of the signs of wanting to submit. She asked all of the right questions, and seemed to enjoy my answers. Of course, I always give an honest answer to an honest question. Especially if it will get my hand to warming a cute, squriming ass.

I told her about myself and a little about BDSM, etc. She seemed interested for more. I told her more. Later, over drinks, I asked her if she would want to experiment with a light spanking.

She said "a spanking? That sounds like it would hurt. I don't think so." Someone must have gotten to her and told her it was evil to like such things. I can't explain the turn around, otherwise. Evil or... or... dare I say it... KINKY!

She quit and moved away, shortly after this. No, I don't think it was related to our talks, but I do think it might have been convenient?

 

[dragonlace]

a guy was asked if he was a Dom in real life.....he said not at the moment as i don't have a sub......

 

[FungiUg]

a guy was asked if he was a Dom in real life.....he said not at the moment as i don't have a sub......

Hmm... that works for me. "Are you male?" "No, I don't have a female."

 

[dizzylia]

One of the most common misconceptions I've heard (both from Vanillas and non-Vanillas alike) is that submition or domination depends somehow on a person's height, weight, gender or even race.

 

[dragonlace]

Hmm... that works for me. "Are you male?" "No, I don't have a female."

roflmao

 

[FungiUg]

One of the most common misconceptions I've heard (both from Vanillas and non-Vanillas alike) is that submition or domination depends somehow on a person's height, weight, gender or even race.

How cool! I can't be dominant, because I'm white (well, I can be red too, if I spend time in the sun.) Yay! It's such a relief not to be a dominant any more... I think I'll find a submissive butt to spank as a celebration!

You have to admit though, a thin short weedy white guy may not be as physically intimidating as some submissives would like. One of the funniest things I've seen was this huge (6'6") Maori guy here who's a male submissive... his Mistress loves him to bits (they're married), and she's this tiny wee thing!

 

[dizzylia]

How cool! I can't be dominant, because I'm white (well, I can be red too, if I spend time in the sun.) Yay! It's such a relief not to be a dominant any more... I think I'll find a submissive butt to spank as a celebration!

You have to admit though, a thin short weedy white guy may not be as physically intimidating as some submissives would like. One of the funniest things I've seen was this huge (6'6") Maori guy here who's a male submissive... his Mistress loves him to bits (they're married), and she's this tiny wee thing!

*grins* Well, yeah. I can understand the misconception, but it still just makes me laugh sometimes. For one thing, submition and domination exist on so many different levels, not just a physical one.

 

[FungiUg]

*grins* Well, yeah. I can understand the misconception, but it still just makes me laugh sometimes. For one thing, submition and domination exist on so many different levels, not just a physical one.

Oh, I know. Most of it is in the mind... the body just follows along!

 

[dizzylia]

Oh, I know. Most of it is in the mind... the body just follows along!

Precisely.

 

[James G 5]

Maybe they were not submissive in the first place.



They'll be back!

Kinda like the subinator?

 

[niteshade]

I have my AV posted on my MSN profile as well, alternating it with other pics... I do this because in my opinion, it is art... He made it for me, to represent me, and I love showing it off. This guy whispered me, asking if that was me in the pic... I said, no, I wish...having wings would rock.

He then asked why I had the pic up... I said cause I like it, duh, and that it had been made for me, and kinda fit. He asked if I liked to be tied up...again, I said duh.

He then goes off on a rant, telling me that I am an evil scubbus (sp?) and that my goal in life is to eat men's souls.... that I have the black heart of the devil (didnt know he had one) and that I will rot in hell.


My thought? Do they have wax?

 

[FungiUg]

He then goes off on a rant, telling me that I am an evil scubbus (sp?) and that my goal in life is to eat men's souls.... that I have the black heart of the devil (didnt know he had one) and that I will rot in hell.

Er, Succubis?

A classic example of "christian superstition", since they're not biblical at all, but rather based on European mythology. *chuckle* Mixing his religious metaphors...

 

[niteshade]

Er, Succubis?

A classic example of "christian superstition", since they're not biblical at all, but rather based on European mythology. *chuckle* Mixing his religious metaphors...

I actually got a good laugh from it after the shock wore off. Lol. Me? A stealer of men's souls?

 

[FungiUg]

I actually got a good laugh from it after the shock wore off. Lol. Me? A stealer of men's souls?

Uhuh! You mean you hadn't noticed?

 

[niteshade]

You are so sweet