Stupidest D/s related comment.....

[Howling_Ire]

*SPEW*

*hands James G 5 a bucket*

 

[niteshade]

Poor, poor little defenseless men. They have no defense from a mean old female. Poor things, they are objects to be pitied.

LMAO... Thanks EB. I had forgetten how feeble the breed is.

 

[FungiUg]

LMAO... Thanks EB. I had forgetten how feeble the breed is.

*smack*

And if you say it again, I'll get out of my walking frame and wave my crutch at you!

 

[AngelicAssassin]

LMAO... Thanks EB. I had forgetten how feeble the breed is.

My, my, my ... aren't we cocksure this morning.

Did we borrow one of EB's strap-ons and get real bold?

 

[sedona]

I love cute little red head's behinds. They start out a nice creamy white (pale), and end up a mean and angry red.

Hmmm DVS...is this kind of what you mean?

 

[niteshade]

My, my, my ... aren't we cocksure this morning.

Did we borrow one of EB's strap-ons and get real bold?

Who me??? Actually, I have a stap-on of my own... I am bi, you know I wouldn't use it on a guy though.
cocksure... does that mean I am sure to get some cock??? cause let me tell you, I could use some about now.

Now that I think on it. maybe I should ask EB for lessons?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Who me??? Actually, I have a stap-on of my own... I am bi, you know I wouldn't use it on a guy though.
cocksure... does that mean I am sure to get some cock??? cause let me tell you, I could use some about now.

Now that I think on it. maybe I should ask EB for lessons?

ah ... she chooses to banter ...

Not quite on the cocksure ... more along the lines of arrogant. Need i say more?

 

[niteshade]

ah ... she chooses to banter ...

Not quite on the cocksure ... more along the lines of arrogant. Need i say more?

Well, I am feeling rather spunky this evening... just begging for someone to take me in hand. LMAO... I guess I am a SAM. Who knew?

 

[FungiUg]

I guess I am a SAM. Who knew?

Hello Sam. I'm Bruce.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Hello Sam. I'm Bruce.

Got a can of whoop@ss to open for her while i watch with chips and salsa?

 

[niteshade]

Hello Sam. I'm Bruce.

Hi Bruce! Lovely to meet you. I hope you brought your can opener, as we would not want you to disappoint AA... I think he was looking forward to his dinner and a show.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Hi Bruce! Lovely to meet you. I hope you brought your can opener, as we would not want you to disappoint AA... I think he was looking forward to his dinner and a show.

This going to be one of them thar kinky sex shows?

 

[niteshade]

This going to be one of them thar kinky sex shows?

We aim to please

 

[AngelicAssassin]

We aim to please

Well, siddown Myrtle, and larn sumpin' we can try later.

This don't involve no swingin' off chandeliers do it?

 

[niteshade]

Well, siddown Myrtle, and larn sumpin' we can try later.

This don't involve no swingin' off chandeliers do it?

LMAO... actually, I did have a dream about chandeliers once. Wanna give it a go?

 

[AngelicAssassin]

LMAO... actually, I did have a dream about chandeliers once. Wanna give it a go?

does glass in your ass appeal to you? and what the hell is up with the outside emoticons coming up as URLs?

 

[niteshade]

does glass in your ass appeal to you? and what the hell is up with the outside emoticons coming up as URLs?

i was going to suggest the old fashioned iron ones that used real candles.... based on your ole timey dialect, you understand. As for the emoticons, I have no idea sweetie. Sorry.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

i was going to suggest the old fashioned iron ones that used real candles.... based on your ole timey dialect, you understand. As for the emoticons, I have no idea sweetie. Sorry.

Then i'll revise it ... damn, wish i had minimized that pic earlier ... but does the nursery rhyme "Jack be nimble, Jack be quick," pardon the departure, "Jack fucked up and impaled his ass on a candle stick," send a shiver up your spine?

 

[Never]

...does the nursery rhyme "Jack be nimble, Jack be quick," pardon the departure, "Jack fucked up and impaled his ass on a candle stick," send a shiver up your spine?

No.

 

[niteshade]

Then i'll revise it ... damn, wish i had minimized that pic earlier ... but does the nursery rhyme "Jack be nimble, Jack be quick," pardon the departure, "Jack fucked up and impaled his ass on a candle stick," send a shiver up your spine?

Only a lot. LOL... ok, I know this is the wrong thread, but I am nominating you for a Lit award... person most likely to cause shivers, and not necessarily in a good way. LOL

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Only a lot. LOL... ok, I know this is the wrong thread, but I am nominating you for a Lit award... person most likely to cause shivers, and not necessarily in a good way. LOL

Modestly bows ... with his back to a corner to avoid any errant loose candles.

 

[niteshade]

Modestly bows ... with his back to a corner to avoid any errant loose candles.

Would that be like...

 

[AngelicAssassin]

Would that be like...

More like ...

 

[niteshade]

More like ...

You know... I LIKE anal, and that is like... no fing way, dude.

 

[AngelicAssassin]

You know... I LIKE anal, and that is like... no fing way, dude.

care to put your back to the corner with me, or should we just skip recess on the chandelier?