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[Emerson40]

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JOKE + SHORTS = JORTS


Miles, you can't be serious. Even wearing your boldest ties and one of Saucy's new corsets would not help pull off the fuckity look of that.

Besides, they already make jean shorts. They're called "Daisy Dukes".

I would not even have to consult the Fap-Lab to confirm y'all would look fine-as-sex-on-Sunday-morning in daisy Dukes.

Mm-hmm. Y'all of ya!

 

[Miles Long]

JOKE + SHORTS = JORTS


Miles, you can't be serious. Even wearing your boldest ties and one of Saucy's new corsets would not help pull off the fuckity look of that.

Besides, they already make jean shorts. They're called "Daisy Dukes".

I would not even have to consult the Fap-Lab to confirm y'all would look fine-as-sex-on-Sunday-morning in daisy Dukes.

Mm-hmm. Y'all of ya!

To be clear, that picture isn't me - it's just what comes up on google when you type in jorts.

 

[Saucyminx]

JOKE + SHORTS = JORTS


Miles, you can't be serious. Even wearing your boldest ties and one of Saucy's new corsets would not help pull off the fuckity look of that.

Besides, they already make jean shorts. They're called "Daisy Dukes".

I would not even have to consult the Fap-Lab to confirm y'all would look fine-as-sex-on-Sunday-morning in daisy Dukes.

Mm-hmm. Y'all of ya!

Ok picturing Miles, in a tie, the corset and some jorts put me in near hysterics.

And honey, my ass is way too old for Daisy dukes. Now when I was a teenager? Fuck yeah, used to wear them all the time with a 'grab a heiney' tee shirt that was 2 sizes too small, much to my mother's continued dismay.
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[Emerson40]

To be clear, that picture isn't me - it's just what comes up on google when you type in jorts.

I knew it wasn't you.

If that is what came up in your google search, I clearly need to adjust my googly settings to something a little more conservative.

My "jorts" search results would make it chargeable offense if impressionable young people were in the same room.

 

[Emerson40]

And honey, my ass is way too old for Daisy dukes. ]

No such thing. Total falsehood.

Stop spreading lies already.


Send me a pic of you in daisy dukes and corset - the red one - and I'll prove it!

 

[Miles Long]

I knew it wasn't you.

If that is what came up in your google search, I clearly need to adjust my googly settings to something a little more conservative.

My "jorts" search results would make it chargeable offense if impressionable young people were in the same room.

Our settings are probably the same. I had to scroll a little bit to find that one.

 

[Saucyminx]

No such thing. Total falsehood.

Stop spreading lies already.


Send me a pic of you in daisy dukes and corset - the red one - and I'll prove it!

Always with the pics! I don't have a pair and being a tyrant, I don't let babyminx parade around in them either.

Oh Rainy! I thought you might enjoy this one. Against better judgement, I googled jorts.
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[Emerson40]

Always with the pics! I don't have a pair and being a tyrant, I don't let babyminx parade around in them either.

*sighs* Very well.

I will just have to accept pics of your bottom in things less jortish, if that is the way it has to be.

Send me everything you got. Even the ones that don't coordinate with your new corsets.

I will dispel this "my ass is too old" myth by whatever means necessary.

 

[Saucyminx]

*sighs* Very well.

I will just have to accept pics of your bottom in things less jortish, if that is the way it has to be.

Send me everything you got. Even the ones that don't coordinate with your new corsets.

I will dispel this "my ass is too old" myth by whatever means necessary.

Both corsets came with matching leather g-strings.

Bwahahhaa

I feel like... I've seen this before somewhere. *scratches head*.

You did, did you just spontaneously fake an orgasm?

 

[Emerson40]

I'm not very smart about these things, Saucy, but I feel like maybe Em just wants to see your arse.

Ya know? He's subtle but I could be right.

I'll have you know Lustrous One, I am an equal opporarse-ist.

Slip in to your denim dainties, and send me the photos. In the interest of balanced results in my unscientific arse clinical trial, of course.

 

[Saucyminx]

I'm not very smart about these things, Saucy, but I feel like maybe Em just wants to see your arse.

Ya know? He's subtle but I could be right.

Me either. I always miss out when it comes to subtlety. I think maybe, if he does want pics of my ass, he just wants the pictures for research purposes into whether I am correct about said ass being way too old for daisy dukes.

He is quite the shy retiring type though.

 

[Saucyminx]

I'll have you know Lustrous One, I am an equal opporarse-ist.

Slip in to your denim dainties, and send me the photos. In the interest of balanced results in my unscientific arse clinical trial, of course.

See? It's all for science.

 

[Miles Long]

I love where this thread is coming from, where it is, and where it is leading.

 

[Emerson40]

Both corsets came with matching leather g-strings.

That'll do. That'll do perfectly fine.

See? It's all for science.

Absolutely. All in the interest of science and the betterment of mankind.

 

[Miles Long]

I fucking love science.

 

[midwestyankee]

Ok picturing Miles, in a tie, the corset and some jorts put me in near hysterics.

And honey, my ass is way too old for Daisy dukes. Now when I was a teenager? Fuck yeah, used to wear them all the time with a 'grab a heiney' tee shirt that was 2 sizes too small, much to my mother's continued dismay.
http://thumbs3.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mGr2dOmYzuqDDZl-shGEHhQ.jpg

Nice tee shirt. I once was at a party where a lovely young woman was wearing a tee shirt that read "Feel My Boobies." She was quite popular, as I recall.

 

[bailadora]

I think I want to take Herbology with Professor Neville Longbottom (aka Matthew Lewis). As Ron is fond of saying, "Bloody hell!" 'Ray for puberty!

 

[talikat]

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[Saucyminx]

Christian is fine as fine can be. *sigh*

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Merciful heavens that's one handsome lad

 

[Saucyminx]

Nice tee shirt. I once was at a party where a lovely young woman was wearing a tee shirt that read "Feel My Boobies." She was quite popular, as I recall.

I used to have the 'Grab a moose and get loose' tee as well, and my most lovely friends in college made me one that said 'I swallow'. We were so classy.

 

[Saucyminx]

I think I want to take Herbology with Professor Neville Longbottom (aka Matthew Lewis). As Ron is fond of saying, "Bloody hell!" 'Ray for puberty!

He did turn out super fine didn't he?

 

[midwestyankee]

I used to have the 'Grab a moose and get loose' tee as well, and my most lovely friends in college made me one that said 'I swallow'. We were so classy.

Oh yes, that's definitely the upper reaches of class right there. But how else would you get all those nutrients, right? It was just proper diet protocol on your part.

I might even have a picture around somewhere of me doing as suggested. Might have to block out the young lady's face, though, as some around here might recognize her.

 

[Emerson40]

I used to have the 'Grab a moose and get loose' tee as well, and my most lovely friends in college made me one that said 'I swallow'. We were so classy.

Oh yes, that's definitely the upper reaches of class right there. But how else would you get all those nutrients, right? It was just proper diet protocol on your part.

Click C A R E F U L L Y .

 

[talikat]

R.I.P.

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[Saucyminx]

Oh yes, that's definitely the upper reaches of class right there. But how else would you get all those nutrients, right? It was just proper diet protocol on your part.

I might even have a picture around somewhere of me doing as suggested. Might have to block out the young lady's face, though, as some around here might recognize her.

Now, now. None of them had any proof of that, just that I was the one provactive enough to wear it--which I was.

Click C A R E F U L L Y .

Ick, just ick.

A different angle

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