Sunday Special

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Maybe
Bottomless under the choir robe with the challenge not being heard reacting to a helping hand?

"The three handed space alien found immediate acceptance despite their being different..."

And she/he could really belt out a tune.

 

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The Choirmaster and the organist.

The puns write themselves.

 

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"I'm eighteen Now, I'll decide for Myself id I'm Going to Church"

Mom encourages reluctant son to attend. First Sunday, she dhows him her tits. Second week, he demands she strip entirely. Third Sunday, she gives a handjob.
Fourth Sunday, a blowjob. Fifth week, they fuck. Sixth week, she's the one who doesn't want to go to church...


Could also be adapted to dad/daughter...

 

[slutindianwife]

Nothing special???

 

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The Hot new pastor is single

So go the congregational wives through themselves or their daughters at him?

 

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Not just on Sundays if you work in the church office:

Greg and the Church Ladies by AverageGary is anything but average.

 

[Carnevil9]

Mom encourages reluctant son to attend. First Sunday, she dhows him her tits. Second week, he demands she strip entirely. Third Sunday, she gives a handjob.
Fourth Sunday, a blowjob. Fifth week, they fuck. Sixth week, she's the one who doesn't want to go to church...


Could also be adapted to dad/daughter...

I pretty much wrote that story already.

 

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I pretty much wrote that story already.

and you did not post a link? shame...

maybe it's time for another chapter?

 

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Then there is the Sunday the pastor decides to hold the service outdoors, and the congregation lowly dwindles as mismatched pairs wander off into the woods...

 

[Hypoxia]

Then there is the Sunday the pastor decides to hold the service outdoors, and the congregation lowly dwindles as mismatched pairs wander off into the woods...

That's after they've drunk the sacramental wine spiked with aphrodisiacs.

 

[Carnevil9]

and you did not post a link? shame...

maybe it's time for another chapter?

Okay, if you insist:

You Have To Go To Mass!

 

[Zionisacat]

Then there is the Sunday the pastor decides to hold the service outdoors, ...

and it buckets down rain on all the white dress' and shirts turning them see-through.

 

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and it buckets down rain on all the white dress' and shirts turning them see-through.

Title : "A Different Sort of Baptism"?

 

[Zionisacat]

A baptism of fire

Pastor/Priest/Shaman leaps through a ring of fire to somehow prove something to his flock. His athletic abilities let him down and his arm brushes the ring of fire and his shirt catches alight. He hurriedly takes it off and stomps on it.
All others follow suit, leaping through the ring of fire, then disrobing.
AND THEN THEY FUCK!!

 

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A baptism of fire

Pastor/Priest/Shaman leaps through a ring of fire to somehow prove something to his flock. His athletic abilities let him down and his arm brushes the ring of fire and his shirt catches alight. He hurriedly takes it off and stomps on it.
All others follow suit, leaping through the ring of fire, then disrobing.
AND THEN THEY FUCK!!

but does hilarity ensue?

 

[Hypoxia]

but does hilarity ensue?

Sure, when the fire engine crew arrives.

 

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Sure, when the fire engine crew arrives.

all that yummy foam and water... and first aid.

 

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Meanwhile in the nursery...

two eighteen year olds needing volunteer service hours to graduate are left to watch the babies and toddlers. The music lulls the babes to sleep.

MC1 and MC2 of course are two teens who would not normally associate...

MC1 notices that MC2 has spit up on her shirt. MC2 surprises MC1 by stripping it off to rinse in in the sink.

Hilarity ensues

 

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Then there is the Sunday when the visiting relative is left home asleep. unbeknownst to the au pair, who does not share the family's church.

 

[Carnevil9]

but does hilarity ensue?

Hilarity always ensues. It's the law.

 

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Hilarity always ensues. It's the law.

and on this thread, you break that law, you might get fire and brimstone!

 

[Hypoxia]

two eighteen year olds needing volunteer service hours to graduate are left to watch the babies and toddlers. The music lulls the babes to sleep.

MC1 and MC2 of course are two teens who would not normally associate...

MC1 notices that MC2 has spit up on her shirt. MC2 surprises MC1 by stripping it off to rinse in in the sink.

Hilarity ensues

MC2 is commando under her light short-sleeved short-legged coveralls, so stripping for cleanliness goes total. Caste violations ensue.

 

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MC2 is commando under her light short-sleeved short-legged coveralls, so stripping for cleanliness goes total. Caste violations ensue.

just so long as all violations are met with hilarity.

 

[Hypoxia]

just so long as all violations are met with hilarity.

That's Hilarity Hawkins LLD, senior partner at Humkins, Hawkins, and Dole LLC, and well-feared litigator and philatelist. Beware her stamp of disapproval.

Off the job, Hilarity is deaconess of the 69th Church of the Naked Jesus, whose Sunday services are live-streamed on PornHub. Violators are fucked, alas, no matter their caste, or which limb may be in a cast. Broken hearts are beyond repair. Wait, did the preacher shout "Heal!" or "Heel!" ??

I'm reminded of a biblical translation into an indigenous language whose closest rendition of "pray" to God was "wag one's tail before the Lord." Churches got lotsa butt-wagging, hey?

 

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That's Hilarity Hawkins LLD, senior partner at Humkins, Hawkins, and Dole LLC, and well-feared litigator and philatelist. Beware her stamp of disapproval.

Off the job, Hilarity is deaconess of the 69th Church of the Naked Jesus, whose Sunday services are live-streamed on PornHub. Violators are fucked, alas, no matter their caste, or which limb may be in a cast. Broken hearts are beyond repair. Wait, did the preacher shout "Heal!" or "Heel!" ??

I'm reminded of a biblical translation into an indigenous language whose closest rendition of "pray" to God was "wag one's tail before the Lord." Churches got lotsa butt-wagging, hey?

That's bananas.