Sunday Special

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Our protagonist misses church because his ostomy device fails, but demonstrates his oral talents in the home care nurse.

 

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Tis the Sunday before the Valentine's Day, so the church hosts a "mingle" for all the unmarried members...

 

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I could easily imagine a preacher that has certain robes that he prefers for the right baptisms, such that they're pretty much see-through for those he wants to see naked. (the stairs in/out of the water are sufficiently out of view of the congregation that he gets a private show)

 

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I could easily imagine a preacher that has certain robes that he prefers for the right baptisms, such that they're pretty much see-through for those he wants to see naked. (the stairs in/out of the water are sufficiently out of view of the congregation that he gets a private show)

interesting...

 

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with an aging and dwindlinbg congrgation, the church rents outr the basement through the week to help meet costs.

They think it is a drop-in day care.

What happens when the pastor or church secretary discovers that it is actually a drop-in warming center for street walkers?

 

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The pastor expects a full house the first mild Sunday of the season... but no one shows, not even the organist.
I suppose this is a masturbation tale.

 

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One snowy Sunday, to improve attendance, the church sends out volunteers to shovel driveways. Yet attendance is lower than ever, with most of the volunteers missing. What hilarity did they find instead?

 

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through a random error of similar urls, half the congregation ends up watching porn instead of the live video of the service

 

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In Honour of spring, the congregation congregates in the park, unaware that the local Druid sect plans to dance naked in honour of the gods at the same time and place.

 

[NewOldGuy77]

Diner opens up across the street from the church. They get a decent business every day except during services. Diner owner could just close down during those hours but hates the pastor and the congregation too much to do that.

So they decide to get a little creative and offer a “Sunday special” During services advertising it to truckers, though it slowly makes its way through the grapevine.

Order the special and you’ll get seated in a (relatively) private corner of the diner and one of the waitresses or waiters (could be they’re escorts who only work that day) will stay with you until your order is ready, doing anything you want until then.

So suddenly the church hours become a lot busier for the diner and parishioners start sneaking out for the “Sunday Special” ...leading to the pastor deciding to investigate what the special is.

This has a lot of potential, real 'sinners vs. saints' vibe. Pastor is pissed, because attendance (and net cash income from offering/almsgiving during the service) is dropping weekly. Pastor decides to improve attendance by making his/her sermons more sexual and titillating ("How to share your love of God through oral/anal sex", "Strengthening your marriage through spanking and chastity devices", etc.) as the Sunday morning wars heat up, the congregation begin sharing their personal and intimate testimonies as part of the service...

 

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This has a lot of potential, real 'sinners vs. saints' vibe. Pastor is pissed, because attendance (and net cash income from offering/almsgiving during the service) is dropping weekly. Pastor decides to improve attendance by making his/her sermons more sexual and titillating ("How to share your love of God through oral/anal sex", "Strengthening your marriage through spanking and chastity devices", etc.) as the Sunday morning wars heat up, the congregation begin sharing their personal and intimate testimonies as part of the service...

orgy in the aisles?

 

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MC is a middle-aged divorced lonely guy. He has started going back to church just to be around people. Two Sundays in a row he is ill, soo the third Sunday he drags himself in , despite not feeling hreat, "because the last thing I need is the old biddies from the dick and visiting committee stopping by to check on me. Though I suppose I could use the chicken soup."

Imagine his surprise when he learns that6 the new chair of the committeee is the newly arrived in town sexy librarian....

 

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someone slips an aphrodisiac in the communion wine

 

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What if they pastor suggests the easiest and surest path to heaven is to conceive on Easter Sunday?

 

[ericrodman101]

I've been thinking of a plot where the pastor wants to fuck men in the congregation. Frustrated pastor confronted with all the hot young college boys forced to go to church with their families and can't wait to get them out back for a bit of personal ministering. Would that work as a plot idea?

 

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I've been thinking of a plot where the pastor wants to fuck men in the congregation. Frustrated pastor confronted with all the hot young college boys forced to go to church with their families and can't wait to get them out back for a bit of personal ministering. Would that work as a plot idea?

I don't see why not. Gay male is not my thing, but it has an audience here, just judging by the number od stories that get posted.

 

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What about a small group of college students forced to write a make up exam on a Sunsay, because it is the only date available before marks need to be in so they can graduate (and their prof forced to proctor it).
Prayers before and an orgy after?

 

[Zionisacat]

Sally gets called the priests office. She thinks it's to talk about the letter of recommendation he's going to write her so she can get into college. Really it's about how he saw her palm the Eucharist rather than eat it. She confesses to a few swear words but when pressed she admits to giving her bf a blowjob. Thankfully the priest can forgive her if she tells and shows him exactly what she did ...

 

[ericrodman101]

Sally gets called the priests office. She thinks it's to talk about the letter of recommendation he's going to write her so she can get into college. Really it's about how he saw her palm the Eucharist rather than eat it. She confesses to a few swear words but when pressed she admits to giving her bf a blowjob. Thankfully the priest can forgive her if she tells and shows him exactly what she did ...

And he insists sally makes her BF come in for confession too. The priest wants to talk to him about showing sally his cock

 

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And he insists sally makes her BF come in for confession too. The priest wants to talk to him about showing sally his cock

and the priest needs to see it to know just what Sally was talking about...

 

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An unexpected rainburst as parishoners dash from cars to the doors renders clothes see through...

 

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An unexpected rainburst as parishoners dash from cars to the doors renders clothes see through...

or the storm starts during the service, which trsults in the 18 year old seeing Mopm as if she was naked. Or the parents get a better sense of just how grown up 18 yr old Cindy has become...

 

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no storms this Sunday, but the bright sunlight makes it clear to all that Sally is wearing nothing under that sundress....

 

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with all the gusnands being gone away for opening of fihing seasob weekend, only the wives are at church.
Do they get someon'e 17 year old daughter to child watch while they hold an orgy instead of a service? Or is it "same time next year?" individual lesbian affairs replacing after church luncheons?

 

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One Sunday, MC's car is not working, so he phones the Chair of the Men's Club to see if Chair will pick MC up & drive MC to church. But this weekend, chair is gone fishing. His 18 yr old daughter, who teaches sunday school, offers to pick up MC. Do they make it to the service, or does the hilarity ensue on the way home?