Sunday Special

[sirhugs]

At this Fall's audition for The Messiah, 18 yr old Domingo whose balls never dropped figures he will be singing soprano again.

Except this year when he sees the love of his life, 18 yr old Isabella, and her 40 yr old Mom Isadora , warming up, bosoms heaving, something happens and he becomes a lead tenor.

and they all sing "Hallelujah".

 

[sirhugs]

What happens at coffee after the service when Full Moon Madness reigns?

 

[sirhugs]

to maintain social distancing, instead of coffee, the meet and greet after church is in the ancient churchyard cemetery.

 

[sirhugs]

to maintain social distancing, instead of coffee, the meet and greet after church is in the ancient churchyard cemetery.

"Do ghosts like coffee?"

"I don't know, but I hear that they like sex."

 

[sirhugs]

to maintain social distancing, instead of coffee, the meet and greet after church is in the ancient churchyard cemetery.

"Do ghosts like coffee?"

"I don't know, but I hear that they like sex."

little do they know that the coffee spilt on the tombstone unleashes an ancient curse...

 

[dondd]

These Christian women who experience surprise pregnancies in their dating relationships with the nonChristian men they see...
... they were shocked because they thought they took all the precautions.

She went on BC pills, after all. Well, she took the pills religiously (mostly) )

She didn't really think much about protection that second time he penetrated her and fucked her hard. She held him closely and kissed him passionately as he pushed in and out... and delighted her with his passionate thrusts...

She made her man wear condoms -- except that time when they went a second round. As her guy had filled the condom that first time, what harm could there be if she let him go in without protection?

They didn't realize the guy cummed again.... a weaker and smaller flow than the first time he filled the condom, but still.... his sperm-laden cum was potent and when it filled the depths of her Christian innocence... she conceived..

Now she has to face the startling reality...

 

[sirhugs]

These Christian women who experience surprise pregnancies in their dating relationships with the nonChristian men they see...
... they were shocked because they thought they took all the precautions.

She went on BC pills, after all. Well, she took the pills religiously (mostly) )

She didn't really think much about protection that second time he penetrated her and fucked her hard. She held him closely and kissed him passionately as he pushed in and out... and delighted her with his passionate thrusts...

She made her man wear condoms -- except that time when they went a second round. As her guy had filled the condom that first time, what harm could there be if she let him go in without protection?

They didn't realize the guy cummed again.... a weaker and smaller flow than the first time he filled the condom, but still.... his sperm-laden cum was potent and when it filled the depths of her Christian innocence... she conceived..

Now she has to face the startling reality...

definitely niche.

I'm not clear on rules and expectations in interracial, but this would at least be controversial if not rejected.

 

[sirhugs]

At one time, before online dating, they used to say the most likely place to meet a spouse was at work or church.

What if instead of a social, the church runs a speed dating event?

would some horny celibate hook up right after, to heck with waiting for marriage?

 

[sirhugs]

At one time, before online dating, they used to say the most likely place to meet a spouse was at work or church.

What if instead of a social, the church runs a speed dating event?

would some horny celibate hook up right after, to heck with waiting for marriage?

"But Billy, I thought we were supposed to meet our perfect spouse."

 

[sirhugs]

It is the week of the big congregational meeting to select a new pastor. There is a contest between the traditionalists who want an old school fire and brimstone preacher and a more progressive 'peace and love your neighbour' sort.

What will the two factions do to recruit votes?

 

[sirhugs]

rehearsals for the Christmas pageant through together an odd couple...

 

[sirhugs]

What special attention does the birthday boy or girl get at church? maybe it is their 18th or another post-18 milestone?

 

[sirhugs]

two random youth just barely over 18 are assigned together to watch the nursery. except the babes and toddlers all fall asleep, so the watchers decide to exorcise their hormonal demons. Hallelujah.

 

[sirhugs]

two random youth just barely over 18 are assigned together to watch the nursery. except the babes and toddlers all fall asleep, so the watchers decide to exorcise their hormonal demons. Hallelujah.

the next Sunday it is not their turn to watch the babies, so they pull excuses to stay home- homework for her, a sniffle for him - and meet up for more hilarity.

What if they lose track of time and parents walk in?

 

[sirhugs]

All snowed in

only a handful of folks made it to church this Sunday, what with the blizzard warning.

By the time service is over, the roads are closed. So they hunker together for warmth (after sending the under 18s off to watch the wee ones in the nursery).

 

[sirhugs]

The Soprano's Throat

She is no longer as young and pliable as she once was. To prepare to reach those high notes in the Christmas cantata, she lubricates her throat with as many loads of sperm as she can find...

 

[sirhugs]

Christmas Eve Midnight Mass

just makes me think of high jinks in the nursery. Or maybe a babysitter story, after the adults return from church?

 

[AahhWhattheHell]

What special attention does the birthday boy or girl get at church? maybe it is their 18th or another post-18 milestone?

What kind of adult Confirmation/ initiation did you have in mind?
How personal does the HAWT new female pastor get with these initiates?

 

[Zionisacat]

She is no longer as young and pliable as she once was. To prepare to reach those high notes in the Christmas cantata, she lubricates her throat with as many loads of sperm as she can find...

In days gone by, there was only one source of sperm was allowed to activate her vocal cords, her husband. Alas now she's a widower* but the Bishop is coming to visit and she needs to impress.

*Alternatively hubby could be stuck in a snow storm/work.

 

[sirhugs]

She is no longer as young and pliable as she once was. To prepare to reach those high notes in the Christmas cantata, she lubricates her throat with as many loads of sperm as she can find...

In days gone by, there was only one source of sperm was allowed to activate her vocal cords, her husband. Alas now she's a widower* but the Bishop is coming to visit and she needs to impress.

*Alternatively hubby could be stuck in a snow storm/work.

I was thinking more like every tenor and baritone in the choir, the choir director, and a pastor or two.

But adding the wrinkle that traditionally, she just swallowed a load from hubby before the big concert is good.

 

[sirhugs]

Boxing Day cantata.

But what if no one shows up?

Could be a choral orgy...

 

[sirhugs]

It is a cold Sunday in January.

After church, the widow Smith's car won't start.

Mrs. Jones volunteers her hubby to boost the widow's car.

Once he gets it started, Mrs. Jones instructs him to drive the widow home, taking long enough to get the battery really charged up good. "Maybe you should park it with the engine running for a bit up at the scenic lookout, just like we used to do when we were dating," she suggests. "After you het her home, call me and I will come pick you up."

For the first time. Mr. Jones notices that Widow Smith is far from ancient, and not unattractive. The Lookout is where he and his girlfriend now wife used to make out, and had their first sex together. He wonder if this is a hint, or if his wife just thought of that spot as a convenient place to let the car idle...

 

[sirhugs]

It is a cold Sunday in January.

After church, the widow Smith's car won't start.

Mrs. Jones volunteers her hubby to boost the widow's car.

Once he gets it started, Mrs. Jones instructs him to drive the widow home, taking long enough to get the battery really charged up good. "Maybe you should park it with the engine running for a bit up at the scenic lookout, just like we used to do when we were dating," she suggests. "After you het her home, call me and I will come pick you up."

For the first time. Mr. Jones notices that Widow Smith is far from ancient, and not unattractive. The Lookout is where he and his girlfriend now wife used to make out, and had their first sex together. He wonder if this is a hint, or if his wife just thought of that spot as a convenient place to let the car idle...

What does Mrs. Jones ask when she picks him up?
How does he answer?
How does she react?

 

[sirhugs]

Post 200

The church attendance rewards come to mind... for 200 consecutive attendances, you get to swap with any other couple in the congregation.

 

[sirhugs]

How did I miss last week?

Good thing a church visitor did not come by to check on me & end up having sex...