Sunday Special

[sirhugs]

Sex (with anyone 18+), drugs (including ergot fungus), rockin' music (even if played on panpipes) -- ringing-in the dawn, hey? Deities are naked and horny so their worshippers should be, too. Why wait till a calendrical Sunday?

then it's just naked tai chi. not that this would be a bad thing.

 

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then there is that Sunday after church where the magic mushrooms ended up on the buffet...

 

[Hypoxia]

then there is that Sunday after church where the magic mushrooms ended up on the buffet...

Someone was in the pasture harvesting fungi from cow patties, eh? Kewl...

 

[sirhugs]

Someone was in the pasture harvesting fungi from cow patties, eh? Kewl...

the pastor was in the pasture?

 

[Hypoxia]

the pastor was in the pasture?

The psilocybin-loving shepherd, leading his flock to perdition, sure. We know what shepherds do with their flocks. (Can't describe that on LIT.) High on mushrooms, the flock are even easier.

Some pre-modern Western art depicts holy scenes loaded with mushrooms. So let's have a primitivist Adamite sect cavorting naked in a fertile cow pasture, harvesting 'shrooms on a beautiful midsummer Sunday. The evening communal feast will be mind-blowing.

 

[sirhugs]

The psilocybin-loving shepherd, leading his flock to perdition, sure. We know what shepherds do with their flocks. (Can't describe that on LIT.) High on mushrooms, the flock are even easier.

Some pre-modern Western art depicts holy scenes loaded with mushrooms. So let's have a primitivist Adamite sect cavorting naked in a fertile cow pasture, harvesting 'shrooms on a beautiful midsummer Sunday. The evening communal feast will be mind-blowing.

they flock them?

 

[Hypoxia]

they flock them?

Deep-fried in savory batter leaves them looking flocked, sure. Like chicken wings before smothered in hot sauce. Hey, there's a Sunday Special plot bunny: After services, the flock / congregation gathers to fuck, then are breaded and thrown into the deep-fryer. Or deep friar, even worse. Anyway, they can be fed to eager ET aliens, the carnivorous sort. So special!

 

[Carnevil9]

Maybe instead of Sunday Special it's Sundae Special. A gluttonous lover covers his paramour with ice cream and chocolate sauce, then proceeds to devour the concoction. When he gets down to her lady bits, he keeps licking and licking until she explodes. For a darker twist, he never switches from eating to licking and devours her, too.

Of course you can mix and match the genders all you like.

 

[sirhugs]

Maybe instead of Sunday Special it's Sundae Special. A gluttonous lover covers his paramour with ice cream and chocolate sauce, then proceeds to devour the concoction. When he gets down to her lady bits, he keeps licking and licking until she explodes. For a darker twist, he never switches from eating to licking and devours her, too.

Of course you can mix and match the genders all you like.

don't forget the pineapple bits and coconut.

 

[Hypoxia]

don't forget the pineapple bits and coconut.

Candy sparkles, too. Caramel melted on top. Yum.

Try an American Graffiti setting at a drive-in diner with waitresses in short-shorts roller-skating to wiry customers in hotrods and woodies, lean high-school seniors and dropouts with packs of unfiltered cigarettes rolled up in their sweaty t-shirt sleeves and their Brylcreamed hair carefully combed into duck's-asses. It's a time when miniskirted airline stewardesses offered "coffee, tea, or me". Here, the Sundae Special offerings are "vanilla malt, banana split, or Marlene and me". Extra charge for creampies.

 

[sirhugs]

Candy sparkles, too. Caramel melted on top. Yum.

Try an American Graffiti setting at a drive-in diner with waitresses in short-shorts roller-skating to wiry customers in hotrods and woodies, lean high-school seniors and dropouts with packs of unfiltered cigarettes rolled up in their sweaty t-shirt sleeves and their Brylcreamed hair carefully combed into duck's-asses. It's a time when miniskirted airline stewardesses offered "coffee, tea, or me". Here, the Sundae Special offerings are "vanilla malt, banana split, or Marlene and me". Extra charge for creampies.

how much for whipping cream?

 

[Carnevil9]

how much for whipping cream?

Are you turning this into a BDSM story?

 

[sirhugs]

Are you turning this into a BDSM story?

only if you don't have strawberries to add.

 

[Hypoxia]

only if you don't have strawberries to add.

Orgasmic creampie with strawberries -- is that a Sundae Special? It probably won't get health dept approval but should please fetishists.

 

[sirhugs]

Orgasmic creampie with strawberries -- is that a Sundae Special? It probably won't get health dept approval but should please fetishists.

the husbands and wives, not married to each other, at the church picnic, having special desserts in the woods, would make it special indeed.

 

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I'm exhausted. Is this topic?

Please say it ain't so..

not dead yet... it was a Full Moon, the Blue Moon- that means that all those couples that offer gall passes "once in a Blue Moon" are extra horny at church... leading to some (in)discrete swapping.

 

[SteelPoint]

Has anyone noticed the price of eggs lately?

 

[Hypoxia]

Has anyone noticed the price of eggs lately?

In a Mexican resort town, they were US$0.09 per dozen. YMMV.

Meanwhile, a Sundae Special at Orange Julius will be orange juice frothed with a fresh egg, and just a dash of psilocybe mushrooms added. To fix the colors.

 

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In a Mexican resort town, they were US$0.09 per dozen. YMMV.

Meanwhile, a Sundae Special at Orange Julius will be orange juice frothed with a fresh egg, and just a dash of psilocybe mushrooms added. To fix the colors.

look at that rainbow....

 

[Hypoxia]

look at that rainbow....

"It's not the electric light, my friend
It is your vision that is dim..."
--L.Cohen

Whiteman: "The color TV is broke. How can you fix it with magic mushrooms?"
Shaman: "Me no say me fix TV. Me say me fix colors. Here, eat these."
--G.Shelton

Then there's that favorite party gift: peyote-flavored toothpaste. Listen to the screams of recognition.

But I digress. Or do I? Dose that Vanilla Sundae with mescaline or LSD and behold the holy experiences. "I see Gawd! And hey, She's Black! Nice tits, too."

 

[dondd]

And the choir has had extra rehearsals for the "all carols concert" service. this has led to a bulding up of lust that must explode in the robing room; the restrooms; the back row of the choir loft... an orgy ensues.

Lots of ejaculations.... filling of sweet Christian pussies with the spermy cum...

 

[dondd]

And after church this Sunday, the annual 4th of July picnic results in lots of babies in nine months.

What sort of fireworks occur?

Like how many Christian women are shocked to discover surprise pregnancies...

 

[Hypoxia]

Like how many Christian women are shocked to discover surprise pregnancies...

Biblical miracles, fucked by Gawd, yada yada. Why does Baby look like Preacher? Must be a miracle.

Do Adventist men carry Saturday Specials?

 

[sirhugs]

There could be a whole other train of ideas surrounding the upset caused when the new pastor is not just female, she is HAWT.

 

[sirhugs]

Labour Day Sunday is always such a quiet day at the church, there is lots of room for sneaky sex, unlikely pairings.