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Pamela said:
Okay....how the hell did I post the same thing twice?? Very bizzare!

Once for you and once for Horny Hippie Girl!
 
Mr. Furball? Mr. llee Furball, please meet your party in the death of a guru thread on the first page of the General Board....
 
LukkyKnight said:
Mr. Furball? Mr. llee Furball, please meet your party in the death of a guru thread on the first page of the General Board....

Scuse, me.

My public awaits!
 
You can't please all the people all the time

Hello good people, new people, and lurkers. I'm sorry to see bender so upset. Believe me, if anyone knows how hard one of these things is to keep going, fun and peacefully, it's me. *chuckle* This is no easy task. Some folks like a quick wit, and others think it's being a smart-ass. If what you say pleases you, than that is all that should matter. Now I understand in theory this is easy. No wanted to see a dead mouse more than me! LOL Still he had his thoughts and by them we could all see who this person really was inside. Honestly after a time I just stopped reading his posts the moment I saw his name. It's so hard when you want to express yourself and no one understands. So sometimes sad folks do some sad things, because of a lack of social ability. I've found many times that someone who really is young on line will use very mature words to try to seem older. Believe it or not some 50+ year olds will more often be the ones saying, "Show me you tits bitch!" Now not always and there's many wonderful older men on line whom I've played with until my pussy was glistening. I'm just saying somethings may seem youthful in words, but it may not always be a kid who's posted them. I think it's just fine to let loose those who don't want to stick around and embrace them if they come back. One thing that always made me a bit sad about AFS is once that e-mail address is gone, it's gone and won't be allowed back in. I still say that's crazy as hell! Ahh but the "suits" over there could sometimes care about my thoughts. Honestly sometimes, *sigh* ya'll, I felt like my pussy was on a fucking billboard. This is wonderful to participate on a equal level. Syn, I did get your wonderful long story and I haven't been the same since. *grin* Hippie, Pam, and Missy I'm so glad to see that my favorite "brat pack" is still strong! :devil: MISS YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
SaraEast
 
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SaraEast said:
Hello good people, new people, and lurkers. I'm sorry to see bender so upset. Believe me, if anyone knows how hard one of these things is to keep going, fun and peacefully, it's me. *chuckle* This is no easy task. Some folks like a quick wit, and others think it's being a smart-ass. If what you say pleases you, than that is all that should matter. Now I understand in theory this is easy. No wanted to see a dead mouse more than me! LOL Still he had his thoughts and by them we could all see who this person really was inside. Honestly after a time I just stopped reading his posts the moment I saw his name. It's so hard when you want to express yourself and no one understands. So sometimes sad folks do some sad things, because of a lack of social ability. I've found many times that someone who really is young on line will use very mature words to try to seem older. Believe it or not some 50+ year olds will more often be the ones saying, "Show me you tits bitch!" Now not always and there's many wonderful older men on line whom I've played with until my pussy was glistening. I'm just saying somethings may seem youthful in words, but it may not always be a kid who's posted them. I think it's just fine to let loose those who don't want to stick around and embrace them if they come back. One thing that always made me a bit sad about AFS is once that e-mail address is gone, it's gone and won't be allowed back in. I still say that's crazy as hell! Ahh but the "suits" over there could sometimes care about my thoughts. Honestly sometimes, *sigh* ya'll, I felt like my pussy was on a fucking billboard. This is wonderful to participate on a equal level. Syn, I did get your wonderful long story and I haven't been the same since. *grin* Hippie, Pam, and Missy I'm so glad to see that my favorite "brat pack" is still strong! :devil: MISS YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
SaraEast


Well I am glad to read this post saraeast.

It pissed me off that bender got pissed off at nothing. (but it got me off my lazy ass to do some painting, so that is good!)

If he wanted to speak up he could have at any time. To each his own. I am and always will be me. Nothing more and nothing less.

I cant be a biker cause that pic I just saw totally made me thing about 1 thing! (ok a about 69 things actually...

If I could just find that damn cable to hook up my digi camera I could share some for the ladies who are graceous enough to post for me:D
 
Getting back to the basics, like SEX!

The Way to a Woman


Guys, let me let you in on a little secret. Us girls like having our pussy licked. If you're willing to put the time and effort into pleasing us down there, then you're halfway home. We'll be much more willing to let you stick your dick in our mouths or to get it on with our best girlfriends. It's all about getting us ready to rumble, and the A number one way to do that is eat us out.
Of course, knowing how you guys are, I know that there aren't that many of you who are as willing to crunch carpet at the drop of the hat. After all, if you had your choice between getting a blowjob or eating your girl out, which would you choose? Right, sure you would.

Well, I'd gone through my share of guys who seemed promising in bed but just weren't willing to please me down there. They seemed way more interested in getting their rocks off than mine. That all changed when my friend Dorothy set me up with an old friend of hers from college. "He's really nice," she said to me. "And he's got a tongue that's to die-for." Well, that certainly grabbed my attention.

Well, I met Andre at a party thrown by Dorothy and her husband Tom. At first glance, I wondered why Dorothy would want to set me up with him; he didn't seem like my type at all. But over a couple drinks, I warmed up to him. I found that he had traveled all over the world, was quite articulate and funny. At the end of the night when he asked for my phone number, I gave it to him without hesitation.

Several days later he called and we met for coffee, and I discovered that Andre was delightful to be with. I laughed at his funny stories and gazed at his handsome face. And all throughout, Dorothy saying that he gave good head was running through my head.

Our date, if you could call it that, ended much too soon and we promised to get together that next weekend for dinner. I couldn't wait to get him between my legs.

Our date was electric; the sexual tension could be cut by a knife. Afterwards, we went for a drink and then I invited him back to my place.

We were sitting on my couch enjoying a glass of wine when he made his move. He approached to kiss, and I didn't back away. Before long our tongues were passionately darting back and forth, and his hand dropped down to cup my right breast. The strength of his grip on me was intoxicating and I was soon groping for his hardness.

We continued playing with each other for what seemed like hours. My underwear was completely drenched, I was so hot. He unbuttoned my blouse, sliding his hand underneath my bra to roll my erect nipple between his fingers. He was firm yet gentle and I was melting.

Andre gently eased me onto my back, gently raising my short skirt above my knees. Deliciously slow, he pulled my underwear and hose down to the floor. He smiled at me and then started kissing up the inside of my legs. It was absolute heaven! The anticipation he created as he little by little moved the light touch of his lips from calf to thigh and above was delight, pure and simple delight. I moaned softly as he drew nearer and nearer my sex.

When he finally reached my pussy, I almost creamed right then. I was so wet and wanting, and as he lightly kissed the top of my mound, I felt like I was going to die. Then, with the same firm and gentle grip he evidenced with my breasts, he pushed that godlike tongue against my folds. Down one side and up the other, Darting gently in my hole before it pressed up against my throbbing clit. He was driving me completely insane with that tongue of his and I was completely in love. I don't know if it was Andre I loved or just that masterful tongue of his.

Andre continued pleasing my pussy, licking me to one delicious orgasm after another. He'd swirl that tongue against my clitoris, flicking the tip against my sensitive spot. My pussy was on fire, and the heat of the tension and release shot through my entire body. I quivered and moaned and lost all control, powerless before Andre's mouth.

I lost track of time and how many times I'd climaxed when Andre looked up from between my legs. His face was glistening from my juices. I was physically worn out, but wanted to feel him inside me. I told him to get a condom, which he quickly did and put on. He climbed on top of me as his dick slid effortlessly inside me.

He started thrusting slowly, with long deep strokes. If his tongue had been talented, his cock was even more so. I floated away on a cloud of pure lust as he hammered into me. I came again before I felt his body tense and hold against me.

We remained still for what seemed like hours before I asked if he wanted to move to the bedroom. He just smiled.
 
Wow

:devil:
Way to go Sara. That is enough to make a fly on the wall rejoice. Good story.

By the way, check your private messages. There is one waiting
 
100

:devil:
This is a meaningless, Gratuitous posting to celebrate 100. Now where is that damn AV I was thinking of using.
 
Chapter Three

Chapter Three


Blondie and the two boys were laughing as they disappeared into their car and drove out
of the parking garage.

I was finally able to get my wits about me and went to my car. I was on my way home
when I saw the club where Peggy worked and I said to myself, “what the hell, nobody at
my house anyway”, so I pulled in for a drink and to pass a little time with old friends
whom I had not seen for quite awhile.

I passed my keys to the valet and told him to keep it up front I wouldn’t be long. Robert
said, “yes sir, we haven’t seen you for sometime now sir, I trust all is well”. I assured him
it was and passed through the outer door and parted the heavy red plush curtain to enter
the club.

Pausing to allow my eyes to adjust to the subdued lighting I looked around and saw a few
familiar faces and many unfamiliar ones. At that moment Ma was suddenly at my side
saying, “Hey lover, where you been? I tried to keep it hot for you but you been gone sooo
long I had to get help to put the fire out”.

Now, you must understand, at about two hundred forty pounds it seems impossible for Ma
to do anything suddenly. But there she was. I laughed and told her that it was OK, I knew
there was enough to go around.

We exchanged pleasantries as she led me through the club to my favorite table. Following
her I was again impressed by the grace of movement possessed by this aging woman. She
was a dancer herself in bygone years and still had the ease of movement demonstrated by
the best of the best. Ma said to me one time that she once opened for Gypsy Rose Lee,
and worked for a while with Tempest Storm. If you have lived a decent Synful life you
will recognize the names of two of the best strippers to come out of vaudeville.

I ordered Three fingers of Jack, neat, with seven back when the waitress walked up to the
table. Then I heard a familiar voice saying, “Something’s never change”. I turned to look
into the big brown eyes of Annie. Annie was a dancer / waitress. She did not need to
dance because the tips she made at the tables were plenty but Annie loved the dance, not
to mention the tease.

I said, “Well hello Annie, how’s tricks”? To which she replied, “looking up now that you
are back”. I said it was a short visit and for her not to get her hopes up. Laughing Annie
went to get my drink.

The rest of the time there was mostly uneventful. Oh yeah, I saw a good variety of T&A
and one or two quick glimpses of pussy as one of the dancers would slip ( wink, wink )
and show a little more than allowed.

Leaving the club after about an hour and only two drinks I drove home. Christy’s car was
not in the garage. I didn’t really expect it to be but I was hopeful.

Great, here I am, turned thirty today, Got turned on by my secretary, was teased half to
death by a few horny teenagers, sat through several sets at the strip club and getting ready
to go to bed alone. Sometimes life just plain sucks. I puttered around a little and went to
bed.

While setting the alarm for morning I heard the garage door go up. Since the bedroom
faced the back of the house I knew Christy couldn’t see the light was on so I quickly
turned it out. Actually I was pouting and feeling sorry for myself because she forgot my
birthday. I crossed the room and closed the drapes over the French doors leading to the
pool and then I crawled in under the sheets and pretended to be asleep. I would show her
it didn’t matter at all.

I heard the door open and Christy entered the room. Then I heard her trip over the chest
at the foot of the bed and a muffled curse. I almost laughed but managed to keep silent.
The drapes over the doors shut out all the light coming from the pool which we kept lit for
safety’s sake. Chris had closed the bedroom door behind her making the room very dark
so I guess she misjudged where she was at and hit the chest.

There were the quiet sounds as Chris got out of her clothes and pulled back the sheet to
get into bed. In my minds eye I saw her. She appeared, as she often did for me, the way
she was when I first saw her nude. We were both just sixteen and neither one of us had
much first hand experience. The sun was bright that day and Christy appeared out of the
brush where she had gone to remove her clothes in preparation for a cooling swim at the
lake. You could have knocked me over with a feather. I had expected her to show up
wearing bra and panties as she had before when we went swimming.

She stopped by a tree and leaned one hand against it and said, “You like”? What’s not to
like. Golden hair falling softly on her shoulders framed the face of an angel. Skin which
had me thinking of peaches and cream. A light tan accenting the alabaster breasts and
proud nipples. Stomach so flat and firm you could bounce quarters off of it. Light golden
curls framing her pouting pussy lips. And those legs. God almighty those gorgeous legs.
Long without making her appear too tall. The picture still makes an imposing presence in
my mind.

I bent and removed my shorts releasing my hardening manhood to the afternoon breeze. I
held out one hand and she approached and took it. We just stared into each others eyes for
a few moments. Then I said, “We are not going swimming, are we”. In answer she smiled,
shook her head side to side very slowly, and lowered herself into the thick grass growing
up from the lake.

That however, is a story for another time. I felt a slight give to the mattress as Chris got
on the bed and pulled the sheet up. She slid across the king size bed and nested against my
back as she sometimes did when she was feeling horny. I had every intention of ignoring
her.

Chris was not going to be ignored. Her hand came up and swirled the hair on my chest
before lightly pinching both nipples in turn. She softly massaged my chest before running
her hand across my stomach and into the hair above my resting penis. So far my body had
not betrayed the fact I was awake.

Chris continued downward but avoided my manhood and traced her fingers across my
thighs. Lightly tickling down to my knees. As her hand rose towards my groin her nails
left a soft trail behind. Up, up went her fingers until they raked lightly over my balls and
my now awakening cock.

The pretense was over. My body was betraying me. I rolled on to my back, sort of
stretching to continue the illusion. Looking across at the clock I saw it was only nine
thirty. I said, “You are home early. Did you enjoy the play”? Mmmmm she murmured
and raised herself only to lay down on me and busy her mouth and tongue on my nipples.

Time for conversation was gone for the moment. Chris kissed her way across my stomach
and immediately took my cock into her mouth and sucked it all in. Gentlemen, I don’t
have to tell you how great it feels to have your woman take your soft cock in her mouth
and bring it to full ready without letting go. Heaven on earth is all I can say. Give it a try
ladies, he will love it and to feel him awaken in such an intimate way, well, I bet it helps
make your day also.

Chris was now really going to town on my cock. She withdrew completely and blew a soft
breath over me. That, combined with the wetness of her mouth caused a cool but delicious
chill to go through me. Her head lowered again and took only the head of my now
engorged member between her lips and sucked. Her tongue bathed me and teased me to
the boiling point. She released me only to run her tongue along the bottom side all the way
to my balls which she sucked into her mouth one by one.

This lady was outdoing herself. I mean she was normally good at sucking cock but tonight
she was inspired. I mean sensation after sensation went through me and I could only pray
for more. She licked her way back to the top and bit the head before engulfing me
completely. Did I say completely? I was all the way in her mouth. Her lips resting on the
base of my cock at the pubic hair. The head of my dick firmly planted in her throat. This
was a first for Chris. Never before had she been able to do this although she had often
tried. I thought I had indeed died and gone to heaven.

I reached for her but before my hands barely touched her hair she softly but firmly placed
my hands at my sides. Then it began. Sweet torture. Up and down my length she traveled.
Slowly at first, then increasing the tempo only to slow down again. Over and over, faster
and faster. My hips raised off the bed on their own hoping to stay deeply imbedded in that
clasping mouth. My every nerve was taut as a bowstring. I felt a swelling in my nuts and
then every muscle in my body began twitching as I unloaded into that hungry throat. I
think I yelled out loud but I can’t be sure. The pent up frustration of the whole day was
pouring out of me and she didn’t miss a drop.

That was the first time I had been able to cum in her mouth. Chris always said it wasn’t
very lady like. I was deflating and still she sucked. Softly now, lovingly as if she were
nursing. I was so relaxed I didn’t think I would have the strength to move.

I was about to speak, to tell Chris how beautiful that had been. From across the room I
heard Christy say, “Happy birthday darling, Was that good for you? I enjoyed the show”.

What the fuck was going on. Chris was beside me but talking from across the room. I
knew it, I had lost my mind. At that moment the drapes opened and Chris was silhouetted
in the soft light from the pool. A body left the bed and crossed to Chris. They embraced
and kissed, a long seemingly passionate kiss. All I could see was two great bodies pressed
together but the only light came from behind them. I couldn’t make out any details.

The kiss broke and one of the ladies left the bedroom. I started to rise but Chris said,
“Relax lover, she will be back”. I laid back on the pillow in a semi state of shock. This was
more than I could comprehend.

Chris then told me that she didn’t know what to get for my birthday and then she
remembered a long ago discussion of fantasies where I had said having two ladies at once
was every man’s fantasy.

At that precise moment I heard a car start out front and drive away. “You said she would
be back”. I almost cried. To which she replied “Yes my darlin, but I didn’t say when”.
“But I really didn’t have two at once”. “No,” she said, “but just imagine what you have to
look forward to”.

The end. Or is it?

Damn, I can’t wait for Christmas.


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Breathless

...and weak in the knees. That's what your stories do to me!

Fabulous as always!!
 
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Why thankyou. Kind of you to say. I have one other to post but will put it in the stories on this site. Maybe a final polishing and then I need to figure out how. It doesn't seem too difficult to post a story here. I did take a quick look see.

There are some good stories here and they are sort of listed by subject. There is even a non-erotic section. Of course I have no idea what's in it, will check it out someday, maybe.
 
Re: Re: Yeah

Synnerman said:


:devil:
Good to see you here. Jump in, the waters fine. And we don't bite..... Well, there is Pam, but we will tell her to be gentle. Oh, I nearly forgot, just when you think you got it made Missy will zing you so watch out for it. :D
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:kiss: Thanks for the welcome (and the warnings..I'll go back to my wallflower status) ... and your story was WELL worth the wait..drip drip.....:kiss:
 
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OK Missy, today is Monday. Where are you?
Do you need any asprin? Have a nice trip?
 
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Mizfitkid said:
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:kiss: Thanks for the welcome... and your story was WELL worth the wait..drip drip.....:kiss:

Glad you enjoyed it. Writing it down made me relive it and it is a delicious memory.
 
I am all impressed with the stories!! Both of you should post your stories in the story section, too. Its really quite painless, I assure you. I am sure I will be writing again as soon as my Roxy gets her gorgeous little arse home. Thank you for making my morning, er, afternoon (I hate the fucking time change, ugh!!!) lovely. :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
 
GOOD MORNING!!

Hi Synner!I'm back.I was wading through the pages to see what I've missed.Not much it seems.Lots of bike talk.When it's nice out--I'm on the boat!


What happened with Pipebender?


HEY BENDER-----DON'T YOU LEAVE ME HERE----I CAME BACK WHEN YOU ASKED----PLEASE RETURN THE FAVOR!!!!


I just flew in from Milwaukee -and boy are my TITS tired!(close enough)
Glad to be back.Hope you're feeling better Lips---always remember no matter how bad you feel----you'll always feel good to someone!!

Pam & Hornygirl---it's nice to be reminded of how beautiful you guys are everytime you post!
I felt a little tingling last post,and the moisture is starting to pool now---I must be getting close!:D
 
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missy2 said:
Hi Synner!I'm back.I was wading through the pages to see what I've missed.Not much it seems.Lots of bike talk.When it's nice out--I'm on the boat!
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:devil:
I didn't know you were a boat person. I have been living aboard my boat for years. It really is a better way for me to live than on land.
Talk about a water bed, this is it.
 
Pulchritudinous porn person

Hey, HHG

Thanks for posting that pix. It should persuade all of our shy friends that they have a right and duty to post!
 
Bob,
You know, I realized recently that you and I are practically neighbors! Probably between 3 and 4 hours apart, maybe not even that much. Maybe I should visit sometime, or vice versa.
 
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