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[Synnerman]

Number 30

YES!!--OH GOD!!--OH YEAH!!--OH THAT FEELS SO GOOD!!--PLEASE LEAVE IT IN JUST A BIT LONGER!!--OH GOD YES!!

FINALLY--NUMBER 30!

NOW I CAN GET BACK TO FUCKIN' WITH EVERYONE AGAIN!!

Missy, you are too much. I have been laughing so hard I can barely type. I mean those two are priceless.

By the way, thanks for sharing with your friends your so personal moment. Please advise when the video comes out. I want an autographed copy.

 

[Synnerman]

Hey you, yeah you the unregistered guest. Register and sign in. We need a resident MD. Do you make house calls?

 

[Synnerman]

Re: phone number

Don't you worry my dear Pamela, I am sending you a telegram with specific instructions. I can't afford to have you get lost. Just look for the return address, it will come from Perverts Unanimous.

 

[Synnerman]

A sobering thought.


This thread was established 3/30/02. Since that date over 2,400 people have registered with Lit. That's only 10 days folks. The vast majority have not made a single post to date. That doesen't even include the number of unregistered guests.

How does it feel to have such a large silent audience?

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

Thank you, who ever you are, for the info!


Synnerman,
I can't speak for everyone else, but I have long since come to terms with the fact that everything I do online is visible to everyone that has access to a computer. I would imagine that this is the way celebrities feel all the time, on display. I just try not to think about it. They don't know me and I don't know them, so I am not worried. Its not like I expect to be stopped in the street by someone saying, "Hey aren't you Horny Hippie Girl? I recognized you from your AV!" How likely is that? Even if it did happen, I haven't said or done anything that I would be ashamed of under other circumstances. I wouldn't let it bother you, if I were you.

 

[missy2]

WOW!THAT'S ALOT OF PEOPLE!

Hi everybody that's watching!Even if you have nothing to say,say hello!We haven't been here too long yet,either,but it's fun to get in pool and paddle around a little bit!

PIPEBENDER--GET BACK HERE NOW!!

Hey SYNNER-- I saw an article about a baby that was born with no eyelids,so they used his foreskin to make him some.They said the operation went fine except now he's cockeyed!

 

[missy2]

 

[Pamela]

I have!!!

Good Morning All!
Woke up with a killer sinus headache today. I can see taking care of the kids is not going to be fun.

I was wondering...I have a friend that is just starting a job with a company called Ann Summers (thats @ www.annsummers.com, for all of you), they sell lingerie and sex toys and shite like that. It is one of those deals where the rep goes to someone's house to sell the stuff like a tupperware party. So, anyway, I was wondering if any of you have ever been to one of these sort of selling parties, maybe not for this company, but something similar? I know Kama Sutra has party reps, too. Lips should be familiar with Ann Summers, since it is a british company. Have you, or anyone you know, ever bought items from a party rep? I used to work in a proper sex store, in fact, I was the managing pervert! So, I know what sort of clientel they get. I was just curious about what sort of people buy their naughty items this way.

Any thoughts...

I've been to a few! They are so cool!! You can taste the oils...play with the toys!!! There was one KILLER vibrator....but it was $100!!!

The kind of people there?? Horny wives!! They ranged in age from about 23 to 50. It was so much fun!!

I need to go to another!!!

 

[Pamela]

Re: WOW!THAT'S ALOT OF PEOPLE!

Hi everybody that's watching!Even if you have nothing to say,say hello!We haven't been here too long yet,either,but it's fun to get in pool and paddle around a little bit!

PIPEBENDER--GET BACK HERE NOW!!

Hey SYNNER-- I saw an article about a baby that was born with no eyelids,so they used his foreskin to make him some.They said the operation went fine except now he's cockeyed!

*chuckle* *snort* *giggle*

Fuck you kill me missy!!!

 

[SaraEast]

Better Nude Than Screwed

Playboy is doing it again--reminding us that there's a playful side to much of what drives us crazy, and that sex can often be part of it. They also have a genius for puncturing pomposity--after they raise its ire.

The magazine wants to create a Women of Enron feature and is inviting female employees to pose. Yes, women who have been laid off and robbed of their life savings will be offered money to take off
their clothes and entertain others. Some people will instinctively condemn the horror of these women being "exploited." But exactly how much did those high-minded citizens yell about these women being exploited by Enron? No, anti-porn crusaders only care about women as bodies--bodies to be covered up, to be used as political vehicles, bodies whose eroticism must be controlled by laws, because the brains attached to them can't be trusted.

And which of these anti-sex faux feminists will offer the Enron women the kind of money that Playboy will? I say the second you offer any of these women a job that pays $100,000 a year, you get to sit in judgment about their choice.

Meanwhile, pity the poor middle manager Men of Enron who can't score some big money as easily as the women. Ask any of them how much they'd love to be "exploited" for that kind of cash.

 

[Synnerman]

Thank you, who ever you are, for the info!


Synnerman,
I can't speak for everyone else, but I have long since come to terms with the fact that everything I do online is visible to everyone that has access to a computer. I would imagine that this is the way celebrities feel all the time, on display. I just try not to think about it. They don't know me and I don't know them, so I am not worried. Its not like I expect to be stopped in the street by someone saying, "Hey aren't you Horny Hippie Girl? I recognized you from your AV!" How likely is that? Even if it did happen, I haven't said or done anything that I would be ashamed of under other circumstances. I wouldn't let it bother you, if I were you.

I wasn't worried about that. It's just no mater how long I have been online It still amazes me the ever increasing number of people involved. I think of 2400 here on only one site and then I try to imagine what the total number could be.
You know I am no stranger to opening mouth and inserting foot.
We try to put things in a clear way when said. Unfortunately someone else looks at the same words and says it's clear as mud. Even worse saying one way and being heard another. It really doesn't pay to have a thin skin when speaking publicly.

 

[peteruncle]

Sara's: Better Nude Than Screwed !

TOUCHE !...Sara.

MORE POWER TO WOMEN !

SCREW THE SELFRIGHTEOUS SUITS !

SCREW THEIR DOUBLE STANDARDS !

Respectfully,
Peteruncle.

 

[Synnerman]

Foreskin


Hey Missy, did you hear about the guy who saw the Dr. toss the foreskin in a bucket after
the circumcision so he asked the Dr. why he did that. The Dr. said after he gets enough he
is going to have it tanned and make a suitcase. Several years later the guy saw the Dr. and
asked if he ever made the suitcase. The Dr. pointed to a briefcase on the chair and said
there it is. Guy sez that it is only a briefcase. Dr. sez stroke it once or twice and it
becomes a two suiter.

 

[missy2]

Atta Boy Synner!

Good ol' foreskin humor in the morning!Ya can't BEAT it!

Interesting stuff SARA--the women may be photgraphed,but Enron is FUCKED!

OK guys,here you go--

Little Johnny walked into his parent's bedroom and saw his father putting on a condom.Being somewhat embarrassed,he jumped down and started looking under the bed.Johnny asked"what ya doin' dad?" His father replied "I just saws a mouse go under here"To that,Little Johnny replied
"What are you gonna do---fuck him?"

 

[Bob NN]

Boats

My boat, a weekender Cape Dory Typhoon sail boat, was perfect for getting out a little ways, and getting naked as fast as possible. Nothing like the wind caressing you all over, and surprizing the occasional boater who spots you.

Alas, I had to sell her a few years ago.

Well, that's another rung on the ladder to Experienced. This "virgin" stuff is demeaning!

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

Good Morning, all you perverts out there!!!

This should be a question that mot of the guys out there won't mind answering...


How old were you when you lost your virginity and what were the circumstances?


I'll start...I was 15. One of my best friends had a boyfriend that was coming over for a visit. He was bringing one of his friends and I was invited to go along and meet him. I knew we were going to be meeting them at a motel room and I knew what my friend had in mind to do with her boyfriend. I was really just curious. I had heard so many girls talk about sex and what it was like and I just wanted to see for myself. So, I made up my mind that if he turned out to be at least reasonably good looking, I was going to do it. I told him I was older, because he was 21. We smoked a joint and ended up doing it in the bed next to the bed my friend and her boyfriend were in, doing it. It seems amusing to me now thinking back about it. My first sexual experience was in a group sex situation, sort of!! It certainly spoke of things to come in my sexual life!

Now your turn...

 

[SaraEast]

answer to how I lost my cherry

He told me to close my eyes and lay on the bed, he wouldn't hurt me - actually, he said, it would feel very good. So, I closed my eyes and felt him tugging at my shorts! He pulled them completely off and started to rub his hand between my legs. He moved on up to my private parts and started moving a finger along the slash line of my tiny hairless pussy. I don't know why I just lay there - I was kind of scared...but, it also felt good to me. I was very naive. Then I heard the sound of a zipper and he told me to just lie still and continue to keep my eyes shut. So I did!! He spread my legs open wide and bent over me and began to lick my cunt! (I found out much later that he'd watched a bunch of stag movies at a friend's house - that's how he knew what to do.) He started fingering me more intimately, trying desperately to get a finger inside of me, as he continued to lick my slit. I peeked just a little and saw that he was naked from the waist down and I saw something long, pink and rigid, about the same size as a hot dog, sticking up from between his legs and I knew that it must be his "thing". He was kind of dry humping the edge of the bed as he finally got a finger inside of me. It didn't hurt! I kind of liked it, especially when he slid his finger in and out of my tight little pussy, already wet with the beginning of my first orgasm. He was making this kind of moaning sound. I felt his finger slide out of my snug wetness, not penetrating me again. I sneaked another quick look to see what was going on and I saw him stroking the length of his hard on, which now looked to me like a cooked hot dog, it was swollen to almost a purplish color now and the tip of it was a lot darker and bigger than the shaft. He was leaning way over on the bed with his "thing" just inches away from the opening of my spread-eagle vagina. Very slowly he lowered himself onto me, sinking his hot, stiff dick between my upper thighs, right up against my very lubricated vulva. I was stunned. I couldn't believe this was happening, but at the same time - I was very stimulated - I had never experienced anything like this before! My labia was enlarged and was contracting involuntarily, I was having these strange spasms deep inside of me, I was dying for something and I had no idea what it was, so I sort of did what came naturally and wriggled my bottom up to his hardness and moved up and down on it to relieve my sexual need. He moaned louder and to my surprise, I reached between my legs and pulled his dick straight up and somehow the head of it became lodged just inside of my pulsing cunt. We were both breathing very hard and I delivered some soft groanings of my own! He started moving inside of my taut, slippery channel, gently at first. Then when I started lifting myself to meet his thrusts he worked his dick so furiously into my slippery, little, pink cunt - I almost thought I wouldn't be able to withstand the sensations of it. In my innocence, I didn't know this was soon going to end - this was the best feeling in the world. I didn't know what you called this "game" but I wanted to play it again and again! I moved my tight, little hole all over his hard-on. All of a sudden, I felt him quiver and his dick started to convulse with his shattering orgasm. Of course, I had no idea what he was doing and just kept my same rhythm. As I did so, i could feel the hot jets of his ejaculation spurt against my pussy walls and warm semen gushed out of me and I cried out! He told he in a whispered sigh that he'd just "shot his load into me". Well, I just kept on pumping his semi-hard dick with my pussy because I didn't want to stop, I was still cumming! He ended up with another hard-on real quick and we both came again!

 

[peteruncle]

Hello Guys & Dolls !

Hi HHG,

How's your headache?

Did you hear from Roxy?
When will she be back?

Thanks again for notifying me about
this site !
I had visited before and read your
stories, when you mentioned it on
the playground. Fabulous writing !

It seems like this thread slowed
down some.

Hope enough people wrote Sara, ask-
ing to revive the free pic post.

Where is crack-up Missy this AM ?

Love you guys, Pete.

 

[lipscum]

HIGH SPEED ASDL

Lips

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

Re: Hello Guys & Dolls !

Hi HHG,

How's your headache?

Did you hear from Roxy?
When will she be back?

Thanks again for notifying me about
this site !
I had visited before and read your
stories, when you mentioned it on
the playground. Fabulous writing !

It seems like this thread slowed
down some.

Hope enough people wrote Sara, ask-
ing to revive the free pic post.

Where is crack-up Missy this AM ?

Love you guys, Pete.

Headache is getting better, not gone, but getting better. Roxy will be home next week. I can tell you I am REALLY looking forward to it, too!! You are such a sweetheart, really! A few kind words are certainly appreciated today!

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

Sara's story

Very interesting, my dear Sara...Is that fiction or non-fiction? It was sexy, either way.

Okay, gang...spill it!! Sara and I have been brave enough, are we the only ones??

 

[harleyhog]

just read sara's story,,,,,damn,,,,,,,,,,,got to go change my shorts now,,,,,,,,damn,,,,,,,, how old were you at the time ???????????? Hi Lips,,good to SEE you again,,,missed ya....

 

[SaraEast]

harleyhog, I'd rather not say how old I was as it's a bit shocking. LOL
It's all me HHG

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

Sara, you mean to tell me that you actually came the first time you had sex???? I don't even think I knew I was capable at 15. I dare say, by the sounds of it, you were younger than that. Not disputing anything, just surprised.

 

[Mizfitkid]

Re: Good Morning, all you perverts out there!!!

This should be a question that mot of the guys out there won't mind answering...


How old were you when you lost your virginity and what were the circumstances?


I'll start...I was 15. One of my best friends had a boyfriend that was coming over for a visit. He was bringing one of his friends and I was invited to go along and meet him. I knew we were going to be meeting them at a motel room and I knew what my friend had in mind to do with her boyfriend. I was really just curious. I had heard so many girls talk about sex and what it was like and I just wanted to see for myself. So, I made up my mind that if he turned out to be at least reasonably good looking, I was going to do it. I told him I was older, because he was 21. We smoked a joint and ended up doing it in the bed next to the bed my friend and her boyfriend were in, doing it. It seems amusing to me now thinking back about it. My first sexual experience was in a group sex situation, sort of!! It certainly spoke of things to come in my sexual life!

Now your turn...

Unfortunately, mine was way too uneventful and I was dumb and naive, so there is no way I can compare to yours or Sara's. I was a senior in highschool ........ and still regret my first..... boy I've learned a lot since then (THANK GOODNESS!!!)