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ginslinger
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hey gang...
Hi all... just came on site to say hello and wish all a great week... i have been down with a bug all weekend and still feel like shit, but just can't ignore my pals... so t/c u all. see ya soon i hope...
and mayb this time i'll remember to close the tags (doh!)
Hi all... just came on site to say hello and wish all a great week... i have been down with a bug all weekend and still feel like shit, but just can't ignore my pals... so t/c u all. see ya soon i hope...
and mayb this time i'll remember to close the tags (doh!)
missy2
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Boating
Hey Synner! Yeah,you have to have a boat in the "land of 10,000 lakes!Not big enough ta stay on,though.Just a 19' Bayliner with a V6 IO--great for skiing!!Ice should be off this week.I always enjoy "putting it in"!!!
Thanks again BOBNN for the mail--YOU'RE A SWEETHEART!!!
That's enough about boats--don't want this to go like the bike thing did!Bikes are alright,but a top down,some loud tunes & good conversation are good for me!It's a hell of a lot easier to pass the bong,too!
Hey Synner! Yeah,you have to have a boat in the "land of 10,000 lakes!Not big enough ta stay on,though.Just a 19' Bayliner with a V6 IO--great for skiing!!Ice should be off this week.I always enjoy "putting it in"!!!
Thanks again BOBNN for the mail--YOU'RE A SWEETHEART!!!
That's enough about boats--don't want this to go like the bike thing did!Bikes are alright,but a top down,some loud tunes & good conversation are good for me!It's a hell of a lot easier to pass the bong,too!
A good person to contact and some news.
Hi Troops and Tramps!
Below is a letter that just tugged so hard at my heart strings I knew that the rest of his on line loved ones or lovers would want to see it. I do hope that you contact this person as he and his wife sound so healthy and loving. More good news! Please please PUH LEEES set down and send me an e-mail to the address below on why you think the uploader should come back. *shivers* I'm pretty scared about this ya'll. I have to talk to the "suits" on the 12th if not Monday about some of what's going on with the site. If you ever read ask sara then you know I don't mind telling people how life is, but when I'm spending someone else's money to do it the stress tends to rise a tad! *LOL* I miss you guys so much, it's as though I have something missing in my coffee or I don't have an inner monologe of wit and humor during the dull mundane hours. Any way something like "Miracle on 54th Street" is probably out of the question, the part when they bring in tons of bags of mail. Any way *sighs* sometimes it's like being in a cannoe with a soup tin for bailing out water that is rising by the bucket. For so many reasons it is good that I work from home, the one main concern is my health, and I feel if I don't have enough ammo when I go to talk to these people it'll show in how I feel. I love Syn for this place and in many ways I have far more real freedom of speech here then I ever will have at AFS and I know it. I actually get rather tired of playing Sweden and never getting involved. *giggle* and on many occasions I would love to just scream, "it's a user name and password how fucking hard can it be putz!" Ah yes the glamorus fun filled action packed life of a cyber slut in customer service. Wow I haven't opened up like this on line for a long time. *breaths out really slow*
Sorry for the rant. LOL
To: asksara@absolutefreesmut.com
Subject: free pic posting
Hi Sara!
Very sorry to hear that the free pic posting has been pulled. It had become my favorite site. But thanks to you guys for the short time it was up. I really enjoyed it and hope maybe you guys can find a way to bring it back some day.
Also, read your post about your experience with Matt and the "other woman" at the swing club. Matt doesn't know how incredibly lucky he is to be with an incredibly intelligent woman as you!! As someone said on the pic posting site, you are wise beyond your years. Hope Matt comes to his senses and tells you he loves you many times a day along with whispering those "sweet nothings" in your ear after lovemaking or any other time for that matter.
My wife of 27 years and I were into swinging at one time, up to about 15 years ago. I was always so grateful that she was willing. We had many wonderful experiences and I was aware that at the time she really was only doing it because I wanted to, although she did tell me she enjoyed it. I always made sure that I expressed my love and appreciation to her for that. Now, she is at that stage in life where many women have more desire for sex and has said she could really get into swinging. But we have grown children and grandchildren and she and I both worry that if we got back into the swinging lifestyle it would be devastating to them if they found out. So, we just make love to porn videos from time to time and act out the fantasy of being swingers.
Best wishes to you Sara and thanks for your work on the site.
ivrytcklr_2000@yahool.com
Hi Troops and Tramps!
Below is a letter that just tugged so hard at my heart strings I knew that the rest of his on line loved ones or lovers would want to see it. I do hope that you contact this person as he and his wife sound so healthy and loving. More good news! Please please PUH LEEES set down and send me an e-mail to the address below on why you think the uploader should come back. *shivers* I'm pretty scared about this ya'll. I have to talk to the "suits" on the 12th if not Monday about some of what's going on with the site. If you ever read ask sara then you know I don't mind telling people how life is, but when I'm spending someone else's money to do it the stress tends to rise a tad! *LOL* I miss you guys so much, it's as though I have something missing in my coffee or I don't have an inner monologe of wit and humor during the dull mundane hours. Any way something like "Miracle on 54th Street" is probably out of the question, the part when they bring in tons of bags of mail. Any way *sighs* sometimes it's like being in a cannoe with a soup tin for bailing out water that is rising by the bucket. For so many reasons it is good that I work from home, the one main concern is my health, and I feel if I don't have enough ammo when I go to talk to these people it'll show in how I feel. I love Syn for this place and in many ways I have far more real freedom of speech here then I ever will have at AFS and I know it. I actually get rather tired of playing Sweden and never getting involved. *giggle* and on many occasions I would love to just scream, "it's a user name and password how fucking hard can it be putz!" Ah yes the glamorus fun filled action packed life of a cyber slut in customer service. Wow I haven't opened up like this on line for a long time. *breaths out really slow*Sorry for the rant. LOL
To: asksara@absolutefreesmut.com
Subject: free pic posting
Hi Sara!
Very sorry to hear that the free pic posting has been pulled. It had become my favorite site. But thanks to you guys for the short time it was up. I really enjoyed it and hope maybe you guys can find a way to bring it back some day.
Also, read your post about your experience with Matt and the "other woman" at the swing club. Matt doesn't know how incredibly lucky he is to be with an incredibly intelligent woman as you!! As someone said on the pic posting site, you are wise beyond your years. Hope Matt comes to his senses and tells you he loves you many times a day along with whispering those "sweet nothings" in your ear after lovemaking or any other time for that matter.
My wife of 27 years and I were into swinging at one time, up to about 15 years ago. I was always so grateful that she was willing. We had many wonderful experiences and I was aware that at the time she really was only doing it because I wanted to, although she did tell me she enjoyed it. I always made sure that I expressed my love and appreciation to her for that. Now, she is at that stage in life where many women have more desire for sex and has said she could really get into swinging. But we have grown children and grandchildren and she and I both worry that if we got back into the swinging lifestyle it would be devastating to them if they found out. So, we just make love to porn videos from time to time and act out the fantasy of being swingers.
Best wishes to you Sara and thanks for your work on the site.
ivrytcklr_2000@yahool.com
And now for somether completely different...and woman with a throbbing clit!
Female Masturbation Techniques
Ok ladies, let’s have a look at some different techniques that will work to get you off. The majority of women, myself included can only attain orgasm through manual stimulation. There are a few who can achieve orgasm through intercourse alone and I’m jealous of them. Anyway, here are some techniques that might add a little variety to your masturbation play.
Direct clitoral stimulation:
Rolling, rolling, rolling – ok, for this technique you need to place your thumb and forefinger around the clitoris and gently roll it in between your fingers. You can start off with a slow gentle roll and then gradually pick up the pace and the pressure according to what feels good to you.
Circular rub – I generally find that if I am in a hurry this technique works wonders. Just take your first two fingers from either hand and place them over top of you clitoris. Then begin moving them in a circular motion over top of the clitoris. You can vary the speed and pressure easily with this technique. I find that if I use this one I can reach orgasm in under a minute. If you want to change the feel slightly just add your favorite lube and everything becomes very slippery.
Tapping – This technique is a little different and it’s not for everyone, as with anything some things will work for some people and not for others. For this one I use my left hand to pull the pussy lips back out of the way so that the clitoris is very exposed. Then with my index finger on my right hand I lightly begin tapping the fingertip gently on the clitoris. It results in a very delicious sensation that builds to a point where you just can’t hold it back anymore.
Combination – There is nothing that gets me wetter faster than using a combination of both hands. Have your fingers from one hand playing with your clitoris, stimulating it however you wish. Take the other hand and place two or three fingers inside your vagina and begin thrusting. Basically you’re simulating intercourse with this action and it works rather nicely in tandem with the clitoral stimulation and can bring you to a rocking orgasm!
Waterworks:
Water is your friend. It can be used in a multitude of ways to get you off! Try these out. Please avoid sending strong streams of water directly into your vagina as that can be potentially dangerous.
Running Water – I’m sure you’ve all stuck your hands under the water flow when you’re filling the tub for your bath to check the temperature of the water. Now, just imagine that same water flow landing on your clitoris. It’s a wild feeling. This is the first way that I ever got off, before I even realized what it was that it was doing. The only thing you need for this one is some time and a bathtub. Hopefully your bathtub will be shaped properly so that you can slide your butt down against the end of the tub and position yourself so that the water flow will land on your clitoris. It’s best to start of with a lighter water flow and gradually work up to a higher pressure flow. Make sure that you test the warmth of the water before sticking your pussy under it, wouldn’t want to get scalded in that area!
Water Spray – this on is just a bit of a variation on the one above. In this instance just place your thumb or finger over the faucet and then direct the spray so that it falls directly on your clitoris.
Shower Massage – this is a great one if you’ve got one of those Shower Massage devices because you can pick whether it pulses or comes out in a steady spray. There are many options. You’ll have to experiment with them to see what works best for you. Here again, you can adjust the pressure and temperature of the spray to whatever you’d like them to be. I’ve found on occasion that using cold water produces a different feeling than the warm water.
Jacuzzi Jive – If you’re lucky, you will have private access to a Jacuzzi and you’ll be able to take advantage of the water flow from the jets! This is one to be careful with since the flow of water from the jets has considerably more pressure behind it than that from the shower or bathtub. My recommendation is to start a fair distance back from the jets and then move yourself closer to find the pressure level that works for you. All you need to do is position yourself so that the water flow lands directly on your vagina and clitoris. Once you’ve found the right spot let yourself go and enjoy the warm water and indulge in a little fantasy.
Good Vibrations:
Vibrators are handy little gadgets and in my opinion every woman should have one tucked away in a drawer for those moments when you really need it. Vibrators are primarily used for clitoral stimulation but can also be used vaginally or anally if you prefer. You can try different combinations out to see which you like best.
Clit rub – Vibrators are great for clitoral control since you can change alter the speed of the vibration easily and bring yourself to the edge and then slow it down again. Pressure is a key factor as well. You may also want to try rubbing the vibrator over your inner thighs and around your pussy lips and even up over your nipples. Masturbation doesn’t have to be confined to just the clitoral area.
Dildos:
A good dildo will provide you with hours of entertainment for when you’re going solo or even when you’ve got a partner to play with. It’s well worth the money to spend and get a good one that’s going to last for a long time. You want to make sure that the surface is easily cleaned. Some of the latex ones had pores in them which made them very difficult to keep clean. There’s some really cool gel dildos on the market these days. Check out your local love shop and see what they have to offer. Don’t be afraid to ask questions.
External Stimulation – using the dildo on the outside of your body is probably the easiest way to do things to start off with. Here are a couple of ideas to get you started, first of all apply some lube to the dildo and lay it flat on a hard chair. Then if you position yourself above it and sit down so that the dildo runs the full length from the crack of your ass all the way up to your clit and slide yourself back and forth on it. This will provide all kinds of stimulation.
Head – You can also use the head of the dildo, it’s shaped pretty much like the real thing, and rub it against your clitoris. By applying pressure and moving the head over your clitoris in an up and down or circular motion you can provide great stimulation to the clit. The more pressure you apply the faster you will come. On the other hand just using light pressure will take you longer to reach the climax but the result will be a more intense orgasm. For better control, you may find it easier to use two hands to grip the dildo.
Internal Stimulation – The dildo also does a wonderful job when inserted into the vagina as well. Such a multipurpose kind of toy. <smile> One of the things you need to consider is the size of your dildo, it doesn’t have to be a huge monster to be effective. Simply find one that is wide enough to be snug inside your vagina and longer than what you need to insert as you have to have something to hold onto. Find a comfortable position to be in while you play. Insert the dildo into your vagina and then begin moving it in an in and out fashion. Depth of the thrusts is entirely dependent on how you feel, and the sensation will be different at different depths. Once you’ve established a bit of a rhythm start rubbing or stroking your clitoris in time with the strokes. If you want something a little different try positioning the dildo so that when it moves in and out it will pull a bit and stimulate the clitoris that way.
Double Up – Dildos come in many shapes and flavors so you can get whatever you’d like. You might want to consider purchasing a dual dildo. This will enable you to insert one end into your vagina and the other end into your anus. This way you have double the thrusting pleasure while you stimulate your clit. You can also combine the use of a vibrator in one spot and a dildo in the other. If you were feeling adventurous you could place a vibrating butt plug in your anus and a vibrator in your vagina and stimulate your clit with your fingers. The combinations are only limited by your imagination.
Odds N Ends:
Accessories – Some are other accessories that you would have lying around the house that can provide some interesting stimulation are pieces of furniture and cushions or pillows. An ottoman works nicely for example if you position yourself over it so that a corner of it pushes on your clitoris when you move back and forth. For an extra buzz, trying lifting your hands and feet off the ground when you cum. I haven’t personally tried this although it’s supposed to give you the feeling of flying
Thigh Squeeze – There are women out there who can achieve orgasm by simply squeezing or rubbing their thighs together. This stimulates the clitoris indirectly. It would be a great skill to have, then if you were out in public and found yourself getting horny you could just take care of it by squeezing your thighs together, no one would be any the wiser, except maybe those people who are reading this. So the next time you see a woman with her legs crossing and perhaps kicking her foot to hide the fact that she’s grinding her thighs together you’ll have to wonder what she’s really doing.
This technique will take a bit of practice to get it down to a fine art, but that’s half the fun of learning new stuff is the practice. When you masturbate at home, make it a habit to press your thighs together when you have an orgasm. After you’ve done this a few times it will become second nature to you. Once you’ve mastered this then try pressing your thighs together when you’re ready to orgasm and won’t be able to stop it but haven’t actually climaxed yet. Take your hands away and leave it to your legs to ride yourself over the top. This isn’t going to work instantly, you may have a few attempt that die painfully but eventually it will all come together and you will be pleased with the results. Sooner or later with the help of fantasy and association you should be able to proceed using only your thighs from earlier and earlier in the masturbation. Sounds like fun to me!
This is from one of my readers.
I just wanted to say that I have been one of those lucky ones who can cross her legs and come and I have an extra tip for those who like that exhibitionistic thrill of having an orgasm in public with all sorts of people around - this technique works much better when your bladder is full!. It increases the "inside pressure" on the clitoris. Beware though, after the orgasm, you really feel the need to pee!
(many thanks to leoK for this extra tip)
Tennis Anyone? - This one was sent in to me by one of my readers and it's so cool. I'm just going to paste in her description for you. The way I have gotten myself off since as far back as I can remember, is by using a tennis ball. I lay on my stomach and place the ball between my legs pressing against my clitoris. My legs are together and crossed at the ankles. I then begin to squeeze my inner thighs together and work the ball in a humping motion so that it is pressing against my clitoris. As I climax I continue to squeeze with my thighs. This is a very quick way to get off and I usually get multiple orgasms this way.
(many thanks to Baynut38)
Panties for You? - This is another great suggestion from one of my readers. Once again I am just going to paste in her description for you rather than paraphrasing it.
All my life (after the very first time when I used the backside of a tablespoon) I've used my panties to masturbate. Basically I tug them up into my crack, both front and back, and then tug on the front just over my clitoral area. Positioning of the cloth is important- it needs to be spread rather evenly over the clit so it doesn't become painful- and of course the cloth itself. I've torn up quite a few pairs of panties! There are some advantages to using panties. Tugging really creates a sensation of pushing against the clit, and around back the cloth is being pulled against the anus, stimulating it as well. The same applies to, say, masturbating with slacks or even jeans.
Female Masturbation Techniques
Ok ladies, let’s have a look at some different techniques that will work to get you off. The majority of women, myself included can only attain orgasm through manual stimulation. There are a few who can achieve orgasm through intercourse alone and I’m jealous of them. Anyway, here are some techniques that might add a little variety to your masturbation play.
Direct clitoral stimulation:
Rolling, rolling, rolling – ok, for this technique you need to place your thumb and forefinger around the clitoris and gently roll it in between your fingers. You can start off with a slow gentle roll and then gradually pick up the pace and the pressure according to what feels good to you.
Circular rub – I generally find that if I am in a hurry this technique works wonders. Just take your first two fingers from either hand and place them over top of you clitoris. Then begin moving them in a circular motion over top of the clitoris. You can vary the speed and pressure easily with this technique. I find that if I use this one I can reach orgasm in under a minute. If you want to change the feel slightly just add your favorite lube and everything becomes very slippery.
Tapping – This technique is a little different and it’s not for everyone, as with anything some things will work for some people and not for others. For this one I use my left hand to pull the pussy lips back out of the way so that the clitoris is very exposed. Then with my index finger on my right hand I lightly begin tapping the fingertip gently on the clitoris. It results in a very delicious sensation that builds to a point where you just can’t hold it back anymore.
Combination – There is nothing that gets me wetter faster than using a combination of both hands. Have your fingers from one hand playing with your clitoris, stimulating it however you wish. Take the other hand and place two or three fingers inside your vagina and begin thrusting. Basically you’re simulating intercourse with this action and it works rather nicely in tandem with the clitoral stimulation and can bring you to a rocking orgasm!
Waterworks:
Water is your friend. It can be used in a multitude of ways to get you off! Try these out. Please avoid sending strong streams of water directly into your vagina as that can be potentially dangerous.
Running Water – I’m sure you’ve all stuck your hands under the water flow when you’re filling the tub for your bath to check the temperature of the water. Now, just imagine that same water flow landing on your clitoris. It’s a wild feeling. This is the first way that I ever got off, before I even realized what it was that it was doing. The only thing you need for this one is some time and a bathtub. Hopefully your bathtub will be shaped properly so that you can slide your butt down against the end of the tub and position yourself so that the water flow will land on your clitoris. It’s best to start of with a lighter water flow and gradually work up to a higher pressure flow. Make sure that you test the warmth of the water before sticking your pussy under it, wouldn’t want to get scalded in that area!
Water Spray – this on is just a bit of a variation on the one above. In this instance just place your thumb or finger over the faucet and then direct the spray so that it falls directly on your clitoris.
Shower Massage – this is a great one if you’ve got one of those Shower Massage devices because you can pick whether it pulses or comes out in a steady spray. There are many options. You’ll have to experiment with them to see what works best for you. Here again, you can adjust the pressure and temperature of the spray to whatever you’d like them to be. I’ve found on occasion that using cold water produces a different feeling than the warm water.
Jacuzzi Jive – If you’re lucky, you will have private access to a Jacuzzi and you’ll be able to take advantage of the water flow from the jets! This is one to be careful with since the flow of water from the jets has considerably more pressure behind it than that from the shower or bathtub. My recommendation is to start a fair distance back from the jets and then move yourself closer to find the pressure level that works for you. All you need to do is position yourself so that the water flow lands directly on your vagina and clitoris. Once you’ve found the right spot let yourself go and enjoy the warm water and indulge in a little fantasy.
Good Vibrations:
Vibrators are handy little gadgets and in my opinion every woman should have one tucked away in a drawer for those moments when you really need it. Vibrators are primarily used for clitoral stimulation but can also be used vaginally or anally if you prefer. You can try different combinations out to see which you like best.
Clit rub – Vibrators are great for clitoral control since you can change alter the speed of the vibration easily and bring yourself to the edge and then slow it down again. Pressure is a key factor as well. You may also want to try rubbing the vibrator over your inner thighs and around your pussy lips and even up over your nipples. Masturbation doesn’t have to be confined to just the clitoral area.
Dildos:
A good dildo will provide you with hours of entertainment for when you’re going solo or even when you’ve got a partner to play with. It’s well worth the money to spend and get a good one that’s going to last for a long time. You want to make sure that the surface is easily cleaned. Some of the latex ones had pores in them which made them very difficult to keep clean. There’s some really cool gel dildos on the market these days. Check out your local love shop and see what they have to offer. Don’t be afraid to ask questions.
External Stimulation – using the dildo on the outside of your body is probably the easiest way to do things to start off with. Here are a couple of ideas to get you started, first of all apply some lube to the dildo and lay it flat on a hard chair. Then if you position yourself above it and sit down so that the dildo runs the full length from the crack of your ass all the way up to your clit and slide yourself back and forth on it. This will provide all kinds of stimulation.
Head – You can also use the head of the dildo, it’s shaped pretty much like the real thing, and rub it against your clitoris. By applying pressure and moving the head over your clitoris in an up and down or circular motion you can provide great stimulation to the clit. The more pressure you apply the faster you will come. On the other hand just using light pressure will take you longer to reach the climax but the result will be a more intense orgasm. For better control, you may find it easier to use two hands to grip the dildo.
Internal Stimulation – The dildo also does a wonderful job when inserted into the vagina as well. Such a multipurpose kind of toy. <smile> One of the things you need to consider is the size of your dildo, it doesn’t have to be a huge monster to be effective. Simply find one that is wide enough to be snug inside your vagina and longer than what you need to insert as you have to have something to hold onto. Find a comfortable position to be in while you play. Insert the dildo into your vagina and then begin moving it in an in and out fashion. Depth of the thrusts is entirely dependent on how you feel, and the sensation will be different at different depths. Once you’ve established a bit of a rhythm start rubbing or stroking your clitoris in time with the strokes. If you want something a little different try positioning the dildo so that when it moves in and out it will pull a bit and stimulate the clitoris that way.
Double Up – Dildos come in many shapes and flavors so you can get whatever you’d like. You might want to consider purchasing a dual dildo. This will enable you to insert one end into your vagina and the other end into your anus. This way you have double the thrusting pleasure while you stimulate your clit. You can also combine the use of a vibrator in one spot and a dildo in the other. If you were feeling adventurous you could place a vibrating butt plug in your anus and a vibrator in your vagina and stimulate your clit with your fingers. The combinations are only limited by your imagination.
Odds N Ends:
Accessories – Some are other accessories that you would have lying around the house that can provide some interesting stimulation are pieces of furniture and cushions or pillows. An ottoman works nicely for example if you position yourself over it so that a corner of it pushes on your clitoris when you move back and forth. For an extra buzz, trying lifting your hands and feet off the ground when you cum. I haven’t personally tried this although it’s supposed to give you the feeling of flying
Thigh Squeeze – There are women out there who can achieve orgasm by simply squeezing or rubbing their thighs together. This stimulates the clitoris indirectly. It would be a great skill to have, then if you were out in public and found yourself getting horny you could just take care of it by squeezing your thighs together, no one would be any the wiser, except maybe those people who are reading this. So the next time you see a woman with her legs crossing and perhaps kicking her foot to hide the fact that she’s grinding her thighs together you’ll have to wonder what she’s really doing.
This technique will take a bit of practice to get it down to a fine art, but that’s half the fun of learning new stuff is the practice. When you masturbate at home, make it a habit to press your thighs together when you have an orgasm. After you’ve done this a few times it will become second nature to you. Once you’ve mastered this then try pressing your thighs together when you’re ready to orgasm and won’t be able to stop it but haven’t actually climaxed yet. Take your hands away and leave it to your legs to ride yourself over the top. This isn’t going to work instantly, you may have a few attempt that die painfully but eventually it will all come together and you will be pleased with the results. Sooner or later with the help of fantasy and association you should be able to proceed using only your thighs from earlier and earlier in the masturbation. Sounds like fun to me!
This is from one of my readers.
I just wanted to say that I have been one of those lucky ones who can cross her legs and come and I have an extra tip for those who like that exhibitionistic thrill of having an orgasm in public with all sorts of people around - this technique works much better when your bladder is full!. It increases the "inside pressure" on the clitoris. Beware though, after the orgasm, you really feel the need to pee!
(many thanks to leoK for this extra tip)
Tennis Anyone? - This one was sent in to me by one of my readers and it's so cool. I'm just going to paste in her description for you. The way I have gotten myself off since as far back as I can remember, is by using a tennis ball. I lay on my stomach and place the ball between my legs pressing against my clitoris. My legs are together and crossed at the ankles. I then begin to squeeze my inner thighs together and work the ball in a humping motion so that it is pressing against my clitoris. As I climax I continue to squeeze with my thighs. This is a very quick way to get off and I usually get multiple orgasms this way.
(many thanks to Baynut38)
Panties for You? - This is another great suggestion from one of my readers. Once again I am just going to paste in her description for you rather than paraphrasing it.
All my life (after the very first time when I used the backside of a tablespoon) I've used my panties to masturbate. Basically I tug them up into my crack, both front and back, and then tug on the front just over my clitoral area. Positioning of the cloth is important- it needs to be spread rather evenly over the clit so it doesn't become painful- and of course the cloth itself. I've torn up quite a few pairs of panties! There are some advantages to using panties. Tugging really creates a sensation of pushing against the clit, and around back the cloth is being pulled against the anus, stimulating it as well. The same applies to, say, masturbating with slacks or even jeans.
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Rant and Rave anytime Sara!!
Bitch and whine all you want to!! I can only imagine the tremendous dose of daily bullshit you have to deal with!! I'll do my best to write a decent letter to the "suits" for you! I'll just have to learn to watch my mouth!! If it was a recording...I'm sure you would just hear a bunch of sequential "beeps"!!!!! But for the Playgroud...I'll clean up my act!
That was a beautiful email you received. I'll be sure to pass along my well wishes.
You know...I do have to say...even if the Playground was up again...I would keep coming back here! Horny Girl mentioned it a few times in her postings a while ago. So I had to check it out. But I could never make it past those stories!! Yummy! I didn't even sleep some nights! I had no idea what else this sight had to offer. And I must admit...the waters nice....the natives aren't too restless!! I will always check this place out!
Bitch and whine all you want to!! I can only imagine the tremendous dose of daily bullshit you have to deal with!! I'll do my best to write a decent letter to the "suits" for you! I'll just have to learn to watch my mouth!! If it was a recording...I'm sure you would just hear a bunch of sequential "beeps"!!!!! But for the Playgroud...I'll clean up my act!
That was a beautiful email you received. I'll be sure to pass along my well wishes.
You know...I do have to say...even if the Playground was up again...I would keep coming back here! Horny Girl mentioned it a few times in her postings a while ago. So I had to check it out. But I could never make it past those stories!! Yummy! I didn't even sleep some nights! I had no idea what else this sight had to offer. And I must admit...the waters nice....the natives aren't too restless!! I will always check this place out!
Synnerman
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Re: Boating
Right you are on all counts. What's a bong? We here in the golden state wouldn't know about such things. Sara, help, they at it again. Splain to Synner about cannabis and stuff.
Would I put you on, not me.
missy2 said:Hey Synner! Yeah,you have to have a boat in the "land of 10,000 lakes!Not big enough ta stay on,though.Just a 19' Bayliner with a V6 IO--great for skiing!!Ice should be off this week.I always enjoy "putting it in"!!!
Thanks again BOBNN for the mail--YOU'RE A SWEETHEART!!!
That's enough about boats--don't want this to go like the bike thing did!Bikes are alright,but a top down,some loud tunes & good conversation are good for me!It's a hell of a lot easier to pass the bong,too!
Right you are on all counts. What's a bong? We here in the golden state wouldn't know about such things. Sara, help, they at it again. Splain to Synner about cannabis and stuff.
Would I put you on, not me.
Synnerman
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Sara and AFS
Sara, I read your posts above and have sent a e-mail to ask Sara using the link provided. Hope they help.
I also sent e-mail to the couple from the letter inviting them here and told them how to get here. Just like an old friend I told them to e-mail me if they had a problem finding us.
Sara, I read your posts above and have sent a e-mail to ask Sara using the link provided. Hope they help.
I also sent e-mail to the couple from the letter inviting them here and told them how to get here. Just like an old friend I told them to e-mail me if they had a problem finding us.
Synnerman
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Re: And now for somether completely different...and woman with a throbbing clit!
SaraEast said:Female Masturbation Techniques
Ok ladies, let’s have a look at some different techniques that will work to get you off. . . . . . . . .
Now Sara, I do hope it was an oversite in not informing the ladies that the above mentioned techniques are only a substitute for the real thing. I mean the label on that package should read: "open in case of emergency only".
Step 1. Be certain your SO really did go to sleep.
Step 2. Call 1 (879) 663-7626 Ask for emergency TLC.
That # is 1 8Synnerman Ask for Syn's TLC special.
Step 3. Lay back and enjoy to the fullest.
Step 4. Remove satisfied smile before SO awakens.
If # is busy leave call back # and the Original Synner will return your call as soon as possible.
If all else fails, open package containing Sara's helpful hints.
Doesn't that sound better? Rumor has it Syn gives mustache rides to ladies in need, or want, or just for the fuck of it.
missy2
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Hello--I'm soooo close
I'm hot,wet,and starting to tremble---I'm on the verge--I feel it building!rolling - rolling- faster - HARDER-FASTER- HARDER--OH GOD!!!------OH GOD------OH SHIT-----FASTER --------HARDER!!!!!!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I'm hot,wet,and starting to tremble---I'm on the verge--I feel it building!rolling - rolling- faster - HARDER-FASTER- HARDER--OH GOD!!!------OH GOD------OH SHIT-----FASTER --------HARDER!!!!!!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
peteruncle
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missy's "antics?"
Hey missy!
Welcome back!
Didn't you get any or enough action
on or near the Bayliner?
Would you consider sometimes trading
that cute sucking smurf for an older
guy with a willing, talented tongue
and a slow-but-sure-recovery 7"dick?
Guaranteed, you won't have time or
need to "be fuckin' with everyone!
Enjoyed your posts, wish I could hear the audio of the last 2.
Hey missy!
Welcome back!
Didn't you get any or enough action
on or near the Bayliner?
Would you consider sometimes trading
that cute sucking smurf for an older
guy with a willing, talented tongue
and a slow-but-sure-recovery 7"dick?
Guaranteed, you won't have time or
need to "be fuckin' with everyone!
Enjoyed your posts, wish I could hear the audio of the last 2.
peteruncle
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Old joke I just heard again !
The old Indian chief on the reserva-
tion was severely constipated and
the cure of their medicine-man did
not work.
So he sent his only son for help
from the doctor at the near fort.
Son told doctor: Big chief NO shit!
So doctor gives son small bottle of
medicine.
Next day son tells dr.: Big chief
still No shit!, so dr. gives son a
medium bottle of medicine.
Third day son tells dr.: Big chief
No shit!, so dr. gives son the large
bottle of medicine.
Fourth day son tells dr.: Biiig shit Nooo chief!
The old Indian chief on the reserva-
tion was severely constipated and
the cure of their medicine-man did
not work.
So he sent his only son for help
from the doctor at the near fort.
Son told doctor: Big chief NO shit!
So doctor gives son small bottle of
medicine.
Next day son tells dr.: Big chief
still No shit!, so dr. gives son a
medium bottle of medicine.
Third day son tells dr.: Big chief
No shit!, so dr. gives son the large
bottle of medicine.
Fourth day son tells dr.: Biiig shit Nooo chief!
Horny Hippie Girl
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Good Morning All!
Woke up with a killer sinus headache today. I can see taking care of the kids is not going to be fun.
I was wondering...I have a friend that is just starting a job with a company called Ann Summers (thats @ www.annsummers.com, for all of you), they sell lingerie and sex toys and shite like that. It is one of those deals where the rep goes to someone's house to sell the stuff like a tupperware party. So, anyway, I was wondering if any of you have ever been to one of these sort of selling parties, maybe not for this company, but something similar? I know Kama Sutra has party reps, too. Lips should be familiar with Ann Summers, since it is a british company. Have you, or anyone you know, ever bought items from a party rep? I used to work in a proper sex store, in fact, I was the managing pervert! So, I know what sort of clientel they get. I was just curious about what sort of people buy their naughty items this way.
Any thoughts...
Woke up with a killer sinus headache today. I can see taking care of the kids is not going to be fun.
I was wondering...I have a friend that is just starting a job with a company called Ann Summers (thats @ www.annsummers.com, for all of you), they sell lingerie and sex toys and shite like that. It is one of those deals where the rep goes to someone's house to sell the stuff like a tupperware party. So, anyway, I was wondering if any of you have ever been to one of these sort of selling parties, maybe not for this company, but something similar? I know Kama Sutra has party reps, too. Lips should be familiar with Ann Summers, since it is a british company. Have you, or anyone you know, ever bought items from a party rep? I used to work in a proper sex store, in fact, I was the managing pervert! So, I know what sort of clientel they get. I was just curious about what sort of people buy their naughty items this way.
Any thoughts...
ginslinger
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A joke for missy...
an old man is sitting on a bench at the bus station, when a young man sits down next to him... the old man sees the young man has that punk look, his hair is spiked and multi colored red, blue, green, yellow, orange, purple... so the old man can't help but stare at this... the young man soon becomes irritated by the stare and he turns to the old man and says... "hey old man why are u staring at me, haven't u ever done anything wild and crazy in ur life?"
the old man leans close and says... "oh yes i have, i once fucked a parrot, and i was just wondering if u were my son...
an old man is sitting on a bench at the bus station, when a young man sits down next to him... the old man sees the young man has that punk look, his hair is spiked and multi colored red, blue, green, yellow, orange, purple... so the old man can't help but stare at this... the young man soon becomes irritated by the stare and he turns to the old man and says... "hey old man why are u staring at me, haven't u ever done anything wild and crazy in ur life?"
the old man leans close and says... "oh yes i have, i once fucked a parrot, and i was just wondering if u were my son...
peteruncle
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Congrats Missy!
How sweet!
Never to be a virgin again.
I love using backdoors, just as
sweet to taste and love as other
doors and appendages!
Have you ever had a gentle, slow
tongue bath with lots of kisses
all over, at your direction?
Very nice!
Thanks for the invite, Sweetie.
How sweet!
Never to be a virgin again.
I love using backdoors, just as
sweet to taste and love as other
doors and appendages!
Have you ever had a gentle, slow
tongue bath with lots of kisses
all over, at your direction?
Very nice!
Thanks for the invite, Sweetie.
Horny Hippie Girl
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What is the deal??
I know you can see me!! Why are you ignoring me??? Didn't anyone ever tell you that Leo's don't like to be ignored?
I know you can see me!! Why are you ignoring me??? Didn't anyone ever tell you that Leo's don't like to be ignored?
missy2
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HI Horny Hippie Girl!!
There sure is alot going on around this place.How do you know where to go?I'm sure sooner or later,someone will tell me where to go!I have been wandering out a little today;sure are lots of serious topics and strange things--great diversity!
Anyway,just wanted to say hi!LOL
Missy2(can't forget that damn 2)
How do you get that picture on all your stuff--you sure are HOT!!
You too,Pam - wherever you are!
Hey guys--how 'bout some more weiners for me?please?
There sure is alot going on around this place.How do you know where to go?I'm sure sooner or later,someone will tell me where to go!I have been wandering out a little today;sure are lots of serious topics and strange things--great diversity!
Anyway,just wanted to say hi!LOL
Missy2(can't forget that damn 2)
How do you get that picture on all your stuff--you sure are HOT!!
You too,Pam - wherever you are!
Hey guys--how 'bout some more weiners for me?please?
peteruncle
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Toy and Lingerie home party.
Hi Horny H Girl,
Sorry you have a killer headache!
How about some "Advil"?
Works well for migraine.
I once was drafted to be the (only)
male/server at a party a girlfriend
was giving, where the hostess invite
d her "close" neighbors and friends.
Just a bunch of women, having fun,
exploring (& some modeling) lingerie
and toys, to spruce up their sexlife
Quite tame, and everybody buys some-
thing. Nothing like the clientele in
a sextoy store.
They sure had fun trying to embarras
s me and succeeded a few times.
Hope this helps.
Hi Horny H Girl,
Sorry you have a killer headache!
How about some "Advil"?
Works well for migraine.
I once was drafted to be the (only)
male/server at a party a girlfriend
was giving, where the hostess invite
d her "close" neighbors and friends.
Just a bunch of women, having fun,
exploring (& some modeling) lingerie
and toys, to spruce up their sexlife
Quite tame, and everybody buys some-
thing. Nothing like the clientele in
a sextoy store.
They sure had fun trying to embarras
s me and succeeded a few times.
Hope this helps.
G
Guest
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Horny Hippie Girl said:
This is for HHG:
Sinus Headache
What is a sinus headache?
A sinus headache is a headache that occurs because your sinuses are congested. Sinuses are bony air-filled cavities in the head and face that connect with the nose through small openings. The sinus lining, like the nasal lining, normally produces mucus. Mucus drains through these small openings to the nose. If you have a cold or allergies, the openings of your sinuses may be blocked by excess mucus or a swelling of the tissue that lines the sinuses. When the sinus cavities are blocked, they may become infected.
How does it occur?
If a cold or allergy causes your sinuses to become congested, you may get a sinus headache.
You may also get a sinus headache if you have sinusitis (inflammation of one or more sinuses). Sinusitis often develops after a cold. Bacteria, viruses, and allergies can cause sinus infection.
If you have injured the bones in your nose or have a deformity of the nose that causes the sinuses not to drain properly, you may be more likely to get sinusitis.
What are the symptoms?
Some symptoms of a sinus headache include:
pain or pressure in the forehead or around the eyes and cheek(s)
tender skin and tender bones over and under the eyes.
Stooping down, jarring your head (including with exercise, such as jogging or aerobics), or blowing your nose may make your headache feel worse.
How is it diagnosed?
Your health care provider will check your medical history and give you a physical exam. If your provider suspects you have sinusitis, he or she may confirm the diagnosis by taking an x-ray and possibly a CT (computed tomography) scan. The x-ray or CT scan can show swelling or fluid in the sinus tissue.
How is it treated?
Aspirin, acetaminophen, or ibuprofen are helpful for temporary relief of pain. Your health care provider may prescribe a decongestant. If your provider suspects you have a sinus infection, he or she may also prescribe an antibiotic. Antihistamines may also help if allergies are causing sinusitis.
How long will the effects last?
Your headache should disappear when the sinuses are clear.
If you continue to have the headache a few hours after you start taking decongestants or antihistamines, you may have an infection, or you may need additional treatment for allergies. In this case you need to talk to your health care provider again.
How can I take care of myself?
If your headache is not relieved by the medication and your symptoms do not go away in 3 to 5 days, tell your health care provider. Other reasons to call your provider include:
oral temperature over 102 degrees F (38.9 degrees C)
bleeding from the nose
increased swelling over the forehead, eyes, nose, or cheek
blurred or double vision, or balance problems.
What can be done to help prevent sinus headaches?
Treat underlying problems such as allergies.
Treat headaches promptly.
Use oral or nasal decongestants before you fly or travel to high altitudes or swim in deep water.
See your health care provider for persistent headache, especially if you have the headache when you wake up each morning.
Use a humidifier in your home if the air is particularly dry (for example, if you awake in the morning with a dry mouth).
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