Synner Hangout

[peteruncle]

Hey Missy 2,
I just came back. No backdoor tho.
Read your story. Very stimulating !!
BTW, there is nothing wrong with
your writing--far above average and
easy reading !!
Oh,..What do you call a girl with 2
ponytails, one on each side ?
Would you believe...A blowjob with
handles ?

Hello Horny Hippie,
Thanks for the compliment. I don't
think I deserve it. You're too
generous !
Read your story too. Into the group
thing first shot eh? Very exciting !
BTW, Here they're TV advertising
that M.D.s have free samples of
Imitrex (Sumatriptan) & prescription
only. Try it, You like it.

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

Thanks for the thought, Peter, but believe me when I say the last thing I need is to be MORE medicated. You know what I mean? I am not really very big into taking medication. I'm a hippie, go figure! Its just allergies that will go away by summer. Nothing too tragic...

 

[roybot]

Its making this difficult

 

[missy2]

WAY TO GO ROYBOT!!

Thanks for the pic Roybot! 'Bout time we had some weiners on here again.Sure isn't like the old site.There were plenty to go around there. Usually,I'd give you a nasty comment here,but since I got what I asked for, I'll take it easy on you and just say thanks again.You made my day!

 

[roybot]

Hey you just made MY day!! I'll try harder next time. Just dont mind the mess I just moved last month & everything aint all out of the boxes or were it belongs yet.
Is it better'n bike & boatin talk? That is everyday here in fla

 

[Pamela]

Re: Good Morning, My Lovelies!

Pam,
I really loved reading your story!! TOO FUNNY, GIRL!!!! You amuse the hell out of me! Why is it that we are never on at the same time lately?? You must need a day off work or something!! I feel like we are but two ships passing in the night...

I know!! That stinks! I do need a day off! Oh boy!! Do I ever!! I hope to see you "live" again someday!!!! I miss my Horny Girl!!! Hey....it should only be a few days until Roxy's return!! I'm excited for you!!!

Come on guys, do you need a written invitation? Okay, fine...Harley, Synnerman, BobN...

I especially would like to hear BobN's story! What about you, ladies? Don't you think these guys need to fess up??

Yes they do!!! Come on you guys!!! I especially want to hear from those three!!! Let's hear it already!!

 

[Pamela]

Re: Re: My first time

Originally posted by Pamela

So...that's my first time! In a nutshell....a dead fuck that said OW!!!

LOL

I take it you've improved over time?

I sure as hell hope so!!!!

 

[Pamela]

Sorry missy babe!!!

Where is everybody today?Stop by and say hi!It's lonely around here!

Bender--still waiting...................

At that time I was at work....miserable!!! Wishing I was playing with you instead!!

 

[peteruncle]

Careful now,....Missy,

Don't be too nice, or we may not
recognize ya !
Or like ya anymore.

 

[roybot]

Not me, but boy do I wish I was him!
From 1 of those 10 free a day shits.

 

[roybot]

OOPS!! I fucked up. sorry. but if it werent for this alky stuff,,,,,, well I dont know?

 

[Synnerman]

Sounds like a command performance.
I will tell all soon. I just too tired now. I just stopped by here on my way to bed.

 

[Pamela]

UGH!!!!

I am so pissed! I'm trying to register for AOL's instant messenger. Everytime I submit a screen name....its been taken. So I keep trying.

Then I get a message that says I can only register one name per day! So what name actually "took"????????

I have never received a confirmation email!!! So.....how the hell is one supposed to register?????


BTW sexy Synnerman....clean out your inbox!!!

 

[missy2]

I finally woke up--better check my bedpan!

Good morning everyone!

OK,hang on a minute--It's so hard to talk to you before I get my teeth in.Now,where are my reading glasses?Oh;here they are-next to my walker.
It's tough getting old.Looks like I'm going to hit 100 today!What's that? Speak up sonny! I'm no Spring chicken anymore!Back in my day-we didn't have all these great on-line friends--we were too busy plowing the field & walking 6 miles to school in raging blizzards!We were happy with our stone soup for dinner.
Even though times were tough when I was a young whippersnapper,I remember my dear mother used to rock me every night------- she used the big round ones!
Well,I better go now--the prune juice is kicking in and I don't want to soil my clothes before I hit 100!LOL

Grandma Missy2

 

[peteruncle]

Hi Pam Beautiful !

How are ya,...Gorgeous !

I just so happen to have 2 AOL
manuals, I got from a friend;

The 6th ed. Tour Guide and
the 4th ed. Internet Guide.

Step by step on everything AOL.

If you like, I'd be happy to read
about IM for you, they're about
500 pages each, softbound.

Hell, I might even learn something.

Pete.

 

[missy2]

There! I feel much better.Damn that prune juice!Where's my hearing aids and my magnifying glass?Seems I'm getting older by the post.Damn near 100!
I taped my vibrator to my toothbrush--saves alot of work!Cleanest teeth in town---just wish I would have remembered to take the toothbrush off before putting it to other uses.Had to teach my pussy to rinse and spit--that's tough when your almost 100!
What was I saying?My mind wanders a bit these days.Well it's off to the garage sales and after that--Bingo at church!I promise I'll take it easy-hell ,at this age ,you take it anyway you can!
My new boyfriend(he's 102)is a horny old coot.It's easy to satisfy him though.I just grab his dick,and the Parkinsons takes over!
Oh yes,before I forget,Have a great day everyone!

OOPS!GOTTA RUN!--------------------FUCKIN' PRUNE JUICE!!!

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

Greetings, Earthlings!

(Singing) Its Friday, Its Friday!! Let's have a party and drink some beer and smoke some grass!

Well, I never said I was a good song writer! I am happy today cause its Friday and tonight is Friday night Trekathon on TNN! Yay! I have the next two days with my gorgeous hubby and on Monday, my Roxy comes home!!! And to top it all off, my new show opens tomorrow night!! Big party at the gallery tomorrow night and then it officially starts on Monday. This isn't when it was going to be, but it got bumped up a couple of weeks cause there is some big high-falootin' New York artist that is going to show after me, and changes must be made before he gets here. In other words, we ain't got time for you woman! Your lucky we are even showing your sorry-ass SOUTHERN art!! God, some of those people really piss me off! Anyway, its all good. Maybe I will sell something and be HAPPY. HAPPY, HAPPY! Then I will get another show at this gallery!

Hey, Pam, once you get your AOL messenger going let me know and I will PM you my handle, so you can find me.

Talk to you Cats and Kittens later!! (has anyone seen that verizon commercial?)

 

[Bob NN]

First times and all

Due to the overwhelming demand for wieners and first time accounts, I'm going to satisfy both requests, but the history lesson (I bet I antedate you, missy, though I loved your characterizations of old age) (I think you're just putting us on Missystyle) will have to wait til after 4/15/02. We started a new LLC and a relative died whom I have to do the taxes for, so I am balls deep in TurboTax, but here is a pic of my weiner enjoying hammock time in the warm Georgia sun.

 

[missy2]

HI BOB!!!

First of all,sorry to hear about the passing.



Now,on to happier things--your weiner!
Thanks for the pic--looks like you and Mr. Happy got the life.Sunshine;hammock-- I bet there's even a refreshment hiding nearby--great way to spend an afternoon!
Looking forward to your story.You're right on the age thing--I'm just funnin'--my next post will be 100!Boy,that came up quicker than I thought!
Talk to you soon BobNN--don't forget,if you're driving in the inside lane--turn that damn left turn signal off!!LOL

Missy2(2old!)

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

Talk to you soon BobNN--don't forget,if you're driving in the inside lane--turn that damn left turn signal off!!LOL

Missy2(2old!) [/B]

Missy,
You are such a hoot!!


Bob,
I am also very sorry to hear of your lose and all the work! It sucks to be a responsible, level-headed person sometimes. It means you get all the work when everybody else can't be arsed or are too bereaved. My thoughts and prayers will be with you.

 

[Bob NN]

Condolences

Thanx, but no need for sorrow. She was old, tired, and sick, and had a faith that would get into any heaven she wanted, if any exist, and she wanted to go.

 

[SaraEast]

please light a candle

Hello All,
Some of you know about my health and others do not. I've taken a bit of a downward turn and was in the hospital over night, due to complications from surgery I had on Feb 21. Please don't think that I don't enjoy being here or that I'm not paying attention. Honestly I just love you all so very much, and each of you has added to my happiness. I may not post a couple of days so please don't take it as a lack of interest. However if you have any candles laying about I would love to have one lit.
Thanks,
Sara

 

[Bob NN]

All our thoughts and prayers.

Don't worry about us. Take especial good care of your self. Complications are a bitch. I had a procedure done in August 2000. It wasn't right until November 2001. But it's all right now.

Hang in there, we're praying for you.

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

Sara

You, too, will have a special place in my thoughts and prayers. Get Well Soon, Love!!! All of us here will be pulling for you!

 

[Pamela]

Re: Hi Pam Beautiful !

How are ya,...Gorgeous !

I just so happen to have 2 AOL
manuals, I got from a friend;

The 6th ed. Tour Guide and
the 4th ed. Internet Guide.

Step by step on everything AOL.

If you like, I'd be happy to read
about IM for you, they're about
500 pages each, softbound.

Hell, I might even learn something.

Pete.

Oh Peter!!! I'm great!!! My hero!!! You don't have to read everything...but maybe you can help! I've downloaded AIM 4.7. But I can't register a screen name!!! I mentioned the problems up there ^^^!!!! I won't repeat it!!! It is the stupidest thing!! Was AIM invented by a blonde??? Good greif!!!

But good gravy!! Don't read 500 pages for lil ol me!!!!