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[missy2]

Losin' it (the first time)

WOW! After reading Sara's post,I had to stop and relieve myself!

Well,I waited until the ripe old age of 17.One of my friend's older brothers was getting married.I must say I looked pretty good all dressed up!Anyway,late into the night,there were probably only about 20 people left dancing;one was a very cute usher from the wedding.He was 23,and his girlfriend was out of town.He finally asked me to dance(I,d been waiting all night).We spent about an hour dancing and he asked me up to his room(at the hotel).It just seemed right,so off we went.
We were both pretty nervous,but we talked for a while,and things just progressed.I was pretty wet when I finally got my panties off.He had his fingers in me pretty quick.I had to ask him to slow down a bit,but only once-he was very considerate.
When we got to the bed and got our clothes off,we kissed for quite a while more,wrapped around each other but still just using hands and tongues.
I had had a few cocks in my hands before,but never in my mouth,and I was very curious and ready to try it.I spent the next 10 minutes licking,sucking,and gagging--experimenting really;and the next thing I knew,I had swallowed my first load!It wasn't bad like I had heard,but more than that,I was kinda proud of myself for getting him off.He never did go down on me,but I wasn't really counting on it,so there was no disappontment on my part.
By this time,it was about 1:45,and I knew I would be in trouble,but everything was going the way I had always wanted it to,except I thought it would be with someone I knew better.
We started making out again,and I started playing with him and once again he stood at attention.He had some condoms with him,so he put one on and away we went!
He just rubbed against me at first,finally entering and taking his time.After a couple minutes,he suggested I might like to be on top- he was right-it was great having control over the movement and feelings I was enjoying!After a few more minutes of grinding on top of him,he started pumping really hard;it was starting to get a little uncomfortable,but that was OK.It didn't take too long for him to fill the condom and pull out.We hugged for a while,had a beer and some cold pizza and then showered together.He ended up driving me home at about 4:00,and my parents didn't have a clue what time I had gotten home.We saw each other around occasionally,but never enjoyed again what we did that night.
Pretty long and boring,huh?Wish I could write like some of you guys do--I'll just stick to the humor--you wanted it--you got it!

 

[missy2]

ALMOST FORGOT

I almost forgot!I neverdid cum,but I was satisfied with the way things went.I did get off thinking about the nights' events,masturbating in the safety of my own room.

There ya have it!

 

[lipscum]

OBSERVATION

I DO FIND IN THE MAIN THAT THE PEOPLE THAT TALK ABOUT SEX ARE THE PEOPLE THAT ARE'NT GETTING ENOUGH OF IT. THATS MY POINT OF VIEW.I PREFER THE PLAYGROUND. COME ON SARA BRING IT BACK.

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

Missy,
Thank you for your candor! I think that most people's first time doesn't live up to what we might have hoped for. I found alot of common ground with you in that story, believe it or not. Thank you for sharing that with me.


Lips,
I am sure you did not intend to sound bitchy in that post, but it was a bit. I can't speak for everyone, but I get it EVERY NIGHT, baby, so maybe you need to rethink your position. If you don't feel the need to discuss your life with us, so be it. However, I do not think it is your place to make disparaging comments about what other people choose to discuss.

 

[SaraEast]

response

Thanks for saying how you feel about the playground, Lips. It means so much to me to know that I may have helped some people connect with each other. Now it hardly seems to matter where that connection takes place just as long as it exsists.

HHG, Yes I really didn't know it was rare to climax during ones first time until I set around and spoke with a few other ladies one day. I was actually pretty shocked.

And now on to more interesting exploits in human sexuality!
S.E.

 

[Pamela]

Re: Boats

Well, that's another rung on the ladder to Experienced. This "virgin" stuff is demeaning!

Hey Bob....I'll pop your cherry!!!

 

[Nathon_88]

Re: Re: Boats

Hey Bob....I'll pop your cherry!!!

*idly chuckling* Just post more.....I left at 345, about 2 days ago.......then found a bunch of people on Personal Ads to flirt with.

Oh....I'm still a virgin, so don't worry about not being experienced enough for the board.

 

[SaraEast]

new that pisses in my cheerios

You may have heard about Danielle Van Dam, the 7-year-old taken from her San Diego home last month and apparently murdered. It's an awful story. What makes it worse, however, is the way Newsweek and other media have turned this into a lewd morality tale.

Danielle's parents are swingers--they are non-monogamous and have sex with other couples. Incredibly, some commentators blame this lifestyle for Danielle's disappearance. If her parents weren't distracted by a sex party, opines Newsweek, they would have somehow known she was being kidnapped, and could have prevented it.

How sleazy can "journalism" get? Three hundred children are abducted from their homes each year. The majority have parents who are not swingers. How do Newsweek, Frontpagemag.com, and other holier-than-thou's account for those cases? If 80% of the parents of abducted kids are monogamous, should we blame their "repressed lifestyle" for their inability to protect their children? While we're at it, let's remember that most of the parents of molested, beaten, and unhealthy kids are (or claim to be) monogamous too. Clearly, monogamy puts children at risk. There's a hot "lifestyle trend" story for USA Today.

 

[Pamela]

My first time

Okay Horny Girl...you asked for it...you got it!

Mine, of course, was almost comical! When my friends and I sit and talk about their first times, everone laughs at me!!!

I was 15. I probably would have waited until I was a little older....but I was always the geeky fat kid that changed schools quite a bit! At 15, I finally started to "blossom" and the cutest guy was interested in me! In retrospect it was probably my cherry he loved...but oh well!! I'll never forget him! All my friends were so jealous. He had dark brown hair, gorgeous blue eyes, and a sweet baby face!

I was at home. My friends were all downstairs. We were upstairs in the spare room. Oh! I should mention...I led a very sheltered life! At this point in time...I probably couldn't even tell you what a blow job was! Never watched a porno, or even looked in dirty magazines!

We were sitting at the edge of the bed...making out pretty heavy. He gently pushed me back and started sliding my shirt up. This was the first time I had been felt up too! It was electrifying!! He pulled my shirt off and started unbottoning my jeans. He slid his hand down, and I just started shaking! I was so nervous! He nibbled on my ear and asked if I was ready to do this. My mind was racing! My friends are downstairs...did I really want to lose it this way? Ummm...YEAH! He pulled off my jeans, then took off his clothes. I had straightened myself out on the bed and laid there waiting. He crawled onto the bed and started kissing me again. His hand wandered down to my soaking wet pussy. He started fingering me slowly. He moved on top of me and was rubbing his cock against my pussy. Whenever he rubbed against my clit...my body would just spasm (actually...it still does!). He asked again if I was ready...and I said yes. He was so gentle.....but as soon as it was all the way in....my eyes bugged out of my head...and all I could say was..."owww...don't move!". (I'm laughing my ass off as I type this!)

He said that the more he moved...the more the pain would subside. He kept moving...very slowly. He was so gentle! But everytime he would make it all the way in....I said Ow!!

So...you have to picture this! The faster he moves...the faster I say Ow!! I couldn't even move! I just laid there! What a dead fuck I was!!!

When he came...I felt that wonderful warmth creep through my body. He collapsed on top of me and we just laid there for a while. I have no idea if I orgasmed! Probably not!! But I tell ya.....you could not beat the HUGE smile off my face!!!

Of course all my friends heard what happened....and I was teased for an eternity!!!

So...that's my first time! In a nutshell....a dead fuck that said OW!!!

 

[Pamela]

Re: Re: Re: Boats

*idly chuckling* Just post more.....I left at 345, about 2 days ago.......then found a bunch of people on Personal Ads to flirt with.

Oh....I'm still a virgin, so don't worry about not being experienced enough for the board.

Hey Nathan! How the hell are ya??? Welcome to our cosy little thread!

I just had to say hi to a fellow canuck!!!

 

[Pamela]

Re: new that pisses in my cheerios

You may have heard about Danielle Van Dam, the 7-year-old taken from her San Diego home last month and apparently murdered. It's an awful story. What makes it worse, however, is the way Newsweek and other media have turned this into a lewd morality tale.

Danielle's parents are swingers--they are non-monogamous and have sex with other couples. Incredibly, some commentators blame this lifestyle for Danielle's disappearance. If her parents weren't distracted by a sex party, opines Newsweek, they would have somehow known she was being kidnapped, and could have prevented it.

How sleazy can "journalism" get? Three hundred children are abducted from their homes each year. The majority have parents who are not swingers. How do Newsweek, Frontpagemag.com, and other holier-than-thou's account for those cases? If 80% of the parents of abducted kids are monogamous, should we blame their "repressed lifestyle" for their inability to protect their children? While we're at it, let's remember that most of the parents of molested, beaten, and unhealthy kids are (or claim to be) monogamous too. Clearly, monogamy puts children at risk. There's a hot "lifestyle trend" story for USA Today.

NO SHIT!! That is awful. I would like to take a poll of all the parents that had children disappear. See what kind of lifestyle they're into! John Walsh from America's Most Wanted should be able to help with that!! I wonder if he was a swinger when Adam disappeared???

Just bullshit!

 

[roybot]

I'm not a regular(somewhat), & almost wrote,earlier. till read of the kid. That hurt my (stuff )side. I can only imagine the nutcase I would be. My sister almost did this to me.


out of new jersey!!

 

[roybot]

about the 1st. I dont mind because I've LEARNED since then. We met at the pin ball hall. nothing spectacular. But she kept talkin stuff. Hey my mom at school I have partieis over all time , BETHERE!! She was. Other than her sucking me when I didnt want to her because of her braces,& she did it REAL GOOD!! let me tell you!!!!!
So this is what I'm geting at. so she says she has to get going cause her guy is getting ready to pick her up at my place(what of a downer or punctuation could you possibilly use here?)

 

[roybot]

Ok I messed the whole thing up. my mom was gone. But her dude dropped her off & came back to get her after a time.,,, now if I had known, that would have been different. right guys????

 

[Pamela]

Bender! You little shit!

I saw you online and was about to PM you! To try and get your ass back here!

Then you were gone!!! Come on! Enough is enough!!

Come back already!!!

 

[Synnerman]

just read sara's story,,,,,damn,,,,,,,,,,,got to go change my shorts now,,,,,,,,damn,,,,,,,, how old were you at the time ???????????? Hi Lips,,good to SEE you again,,,missed ya....

Harleyhog, Sara gave you a pretty good clue to her age in the story. Within the first few lines she refered to her tiny hairless pussy. Unless she was shaving at a very young age I wouls say Sara told on herself fairly well.

Even if I guessed wrong it's a good story. For you Sara.

 

[SaraEast]

shorn but not shaven

Syn,
You're pretty much right on the money. LOL What can I say I started life as a slut and god willing I'll go out the same way!

 

[SaraEast]

this is not an orginal but it's damn hot

"Oh, no," Belinda groaned to herself, "not now, please not now, I don't have time for this right now!!!" But no amount of pleading or denial would change the basic facts, she was a lesbian fem who although she lived alone and all of her lesbian friends were fems, once every two or three months the uncontrollable urge to be taken by a bull dyke and just plain be dominated!!! When the urge struck her, her frilly panties would be drenched with a flow of pussy juice that was almost overwhelming!!! She looked at the clock on her office wall and commented, "Shit, still two hours to go until five," as she dabbed the sweat from her forehead, "please, clock go," she pleaded!!!

The bar was so dark that is took Belinda a few seconds to let her eyes get used to its dimness! She wished desperately that she didn't had to come here, it was such a dive, but it was the only place she knew of where she could get quick relief for her problem, so instead of stopping at the bar, she made a bee line for the lady's john at the far end of the room! Before entering she took a deep breath to help buck up her courage, because what she was about to do was definitely not rated PG!!! Gingerly pushing open the door, light streamed out onto the floor as she stepped inside! What she saw was at the same time both revolting and arousing, a pretty young fem was being brutally fucked by chunky dom wearing a long thick black strap on dildo!!! The fem was begging for the dyke to take it easy on her, but that of course was like waving a red flag in front of a bull, and only resulted in a more vicious fucking!!! Over in the corner was a leather clad biker who was sprawled in a large stuffed chair with her legs spread and a cute little blonde nursing at her swollen cunt!!! With the aroma female sex filling her nostrils, Belinda momentarily wobbled back and forth on unsteady legs while leaning against the wall for support! It was at that moment that the dyke dildo fucking the fem first noticed her and said harshly, "Well, it's been a while you little puke, whatcha need bitch, a good fuckin' from Bobbi!?!" Belinda was too overcome with fear and lust to answer immediately which of course resulted in a verbal assault from the fat dyke, "Cat got your tongue you little whore, every few months you come to Bobbi for a good fucking, so when I ask you a question you answer me you fucking bitch, got it!?!" A visibly shaken Belinda finally mumbled, "Y-yes, I need you to fuck me!!!" "Well, you're gonna have to wait a few minutes, cuz I already got me a little slut to fuck, isn't that right honey!?!" The sweet little brunette with the murderous dildo shoved into her cunt just gritted her teeth and replied, "Y-yes, that's right, you're fucking me first!!!"
The brunette's orgasm was loud and long as she writhed around while her cunt was pummeled into submission by the hard driving dildo, and when Bobbi jerked it out viciously, it made a popping sound as the air rushed into the now gaping pussy!!! Now turning to face Belinda, Bobbi ordered, "Come over here, cunt and kiss me!!!" With her head bowed Belinda made her way over to Bobbi who immediately forced her mouth open and stuck her tongue deep into the shaking fem's throat, while the taste of stale cigarettes and bourbon filled her mouth and momentarily gagging her!!! Bobbi's hands roamed all over Belinda's body, while finally coming to rest, one on her breast and the other on her full ass!!! "Mmmmmmmm," Bobbi hummed, "you still have a nice fucking ass, you should come around more often so Bobbi can have some!!!" Bobbi then shoved her away and said, "Okay, cunt, you know what to do now, so get to it!!!" Now very aroused, Belinda began removing her clothing with shaking hands while the bitch dyke watched with an almost drooling mouth!!! When she was down to her panties, the dyke stopped her, and instead, reached out and tore them off of her hips, leaving Belinda standing there totally naked in a public rest room waiting to be fucked by the fat dyke!!! "Before I fuck you I have a job for you," Bobbi laughed sickly, "I want you to suck my cunt and get me off first, so get on your fucking knees and do it!!!" As revolting as it all seemed, this is exactly what Belinda wanted, to be completely degraded and used in every way possible, so as Bobbi pulled her dildo aside, she exposed a hairy cunt with large fat lips that smelled of urine and cum!!! At this moment Belinda wished she was anywhere but here, but it was too late for that as Bobbi grabbed her by the hair and jammed her mouth hard into her snatch!!! "Oh, yeah," the fat dyke sighed, "you little fems always know just how to suck a pussy, oh, yeah, that's it, right there, yeah, do mama's big clitty!!!" As awful as it tasted, the overt power of Bobbi's pussy was incredibly addictive, attracting the young fem's tongue like a magnet to metal!!! They say that no man can suck a pussy like a woman, and Belinda proved that once again as she brought the dyke to a hard quick orgasm with her very talented tongue!!! For the first time Bobbi showed Belinda a bit of kindness when she said, "Nice work cunt, and just to show you what a good guy I am, I'm gonna let you pick how you get it!!!"

By now creaming in her pussy and in desperate need of a good fucking, Belinda silently turned away from Bobbi and leaned face first over the back of the chair, exposing her plump ass and cunt to the big dildo!!! "So," Bobbi intoned evenly, "you want it from the back, huh, well I'm gonna fuck you within and inch of your fucking life!!! "Oh, jesus," Belinda whispered, as the dyke pushed just the head of the satisfier into her pussy, "p-please be gentle!!!" "Gentle," Bobbi spat, "you gotta be fucking kidding, you came here to get fucking reamed and that's exactly what you're gonna get," as she out of the blue thrust forward, burying the thick piece of latex deep inside of her helpless cunt!!! "Oweeeeeeeeee," Belinda yelped when her cunt was brutally filled with cock, "t-take it easy, oooohhhhhhhhhhh, shit that feels good, do it, harder, do me, do me harder!!!" Bobbi smirked to herself and replied, "You little cunts are all alike, acting like you're so fucking dainty when all along you want the big one shoved in as hard and as fast as I can give it to you, am I fucking right or not!?!" "Y-y-you're right," Belinda moaned, "I need it hard, fast, and deep, give it to me you fucking dyke!!!" That did it!!! These little fem cunts come to Bobbi to get the edge taken off, and before you know it they're talking trash and giving all the fucking orders, well this time she'd had it, as her ass turned into a pile driver and her dildo into a battering ram!!! Belinda couldn't believe her cunt could be so assaulted and yet want it more and more!!! Her orgasm was building like a tidal wave deep inside of her as she met each one of Bobbi's thrusts and begged for more!!! Finally it happened, the pent up sexual energy boiled over in her cunt as a massive climax tore through her loins, leaving her shaking in a collapsed heap over the back of the chair!!!

On her way home, she could feel the cool night air on her bare pussy as she walked the six blocks to her apartment! It was a mixture of pain and relief that oozed out of her cunt, satisfied for now, her need to be taken and used slaked for the time being!!! She knew, as did every other fem, that it was of course only a temporary cure, as in a month or maybe two, the little itch deep inside of her would bubble to the surface and demand attention!!! And again, she would seek out the low lifes of her kind to quell her burning passion!!!


THE END

 

[missy2]

GOOD MORNING!!

Just wanted to say hi.It's raining again today.Looks like the laundry will finally get done.Hope it clears up soon.I'd like to get my bike out.Relax,it's a Schwinn---unless the seats off--then it's a SCHWING!

HAVE A GREAT DAY MY FRIENDS!!

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

Good Morning, My Lovelies!

Pam,
I really loved reading your story!! TOO FUNNY, GIRL!!!! You amuse the hell out of me! Why is it that we are never on at the same time lately?? You must need a day off work or something!! I feel like we are but two ships passing in the night...

Roybot,
Thanks for being brave enough to share...

Come on guys, do you need a written invitation? Okay, fine...Harley, Synnerman, BobN...

I especially would like to hear BobN's story! What about you, ladies? Don't you think these guys need to fess up??

Missy,
You are too silly, girl!

 

[SaraEast]

Missy do you ever watch "South Park"?

Hey Missy,
Do you ever watch South Park? Once there was this story on it where Mr Garison invented a motorized sort of bike like thing that could go really really fast. It was sort of circle, and to operate it you needed to suck the driving rod and insert the directional probe in the anus. Is that a double duty Schwin?
S.E.

HHG, yes I totally agree that the men need to be a bit more revealing.

 

[missy2]

Hi Sara!

I haven't seen it in a while,but that sounds pretty humorous!Have you heard the CD?Chef singing about his salty chocolate balls is hilarious!LOL


Hey guys,where are your stories?If I can do it with my shitty writing ability,you can too!


Also-----WEINER PICS!!

Now for today's bad humor-----

The teacher gave the class a homework assignment to find something exciting to relate to the class.
Little Johnny walked up to the blackboard and made a small,white dot.
The teacher,being puzzled,asked him what it was.

"It's a period"replied Johnny

"Okay",said the teacher,"but what is so exciting about a period?"

Little Johnny said"Damned if I know,but this morning my sister was missing one,dad had a heart attack,mom fainted,and the man that lives next door shot himself!

 

[RawHumor]

Re: My first time

So...that's my first time! In a nutshell....a dead fuck that said OW!!!

LOL

I take it you've improved over time?

 

[missy2]

Where is everybody today?Stop by and say hi!It's lonely around here!

Bender--still waiting...................

 

[Horny Hippie Girl]

I'm still around, but you probably already knew that, Missy. But, hi anyway!