Tan's Tittie Bar

[AngelicaS1780]

Great flash A. Glad you are finding a bit of time for the requisite activities.

Thank you, MissS. It's actually a pic from the before times.
Before I forget again, I might have a pic that would pair well with your Covid bra shower pic here. If you are interested, send me a copy of your pic. With some cropping, I think we might have a very good match of pose.

 

[missswannie]

Thank you, MissS. It's actually a pic from the before times.
Before I forget again, I might have a pic that would pair well with your Covid bra shower pic here. If you are interested, send me a copy of your pic. With some cropping, I think we might have a very good match of pose.

I'll send it off the laptop in the morning. Look forward to seeing the pair.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Thank you, MissS. It's actually a pic from the before times.
Before I forget again, I might have a pic that would pair well with your Covid bra shower pic here. If you are interested, send me a copy of your pic. With some cropping, I think we might have a very good match of pose.

I'll send it off the laptop in the morning. Look forward to seeing the pair.

(looking forward to seeing two pairs...)

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

Hell, if you're handing our Macallan...

#1:
A Roman walks into a bar and flashes the peace sign.
Bartender says, "Five beers, coming up."

#2

So, umm, about that Macallan??

So, two shots of the Magellan then...I'd never let s lady drink alone

 

[SweetnsugarE]

Thank you all for stopping by. This looks like it may just work

So far we have lots of exposed flesh, hot chicks in lingerie, gents baring furry bits, a boob flash (thanks Moochie) and at least one official cocktail. We'll call it the Highland Double: A shot of neat Scotch served between boobies.

Anybody have an alternate tittie bar cocktail? Maybe something rum-based?

Appleton's

How about an Appleton Titty Daquiri, Mr. Tan? A sweet frozen drink keeps the nipples deliciously hard.

 

[Todger65]

How about an Appleton Titty Daquiri, Mr. Tan? A sweet frozen drink keeps the nipples deliciously hard.

https://i.imgur.com/C0HmlNs.jpg?1

https://i.imgur.com/MycFEb9.jpg?1

Yummeee, to both the drink and your titties.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Gets the Lady a wee dram of the Macallan, neat and an ice-cube.

So, two shots of the Magellan then...I'd never let s lady drink alone

So, Tan, apparently I'm no lady after all???

That's ok, I'm just fine being one hell of a woman.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

And apparently a thread killer as well!?!?!?

I thought I was just teasing. Sorry if it came across as anything other than that.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

I laughed.

Let me get the bottle

And two glasses

Now, tell me about your week while I look for a single ice cube and put up the closed sign for a bit.

 

[NomDePlay]

I laughed.

Let me get the bottle

And two glasses

Now, tell me about your week while I look for a single ice cube and put up the closed sign for a bit.

I'm hoping that the ice cube isn't for the Scotch ...

 

[Todger65]

I'm hoping that the ice cube isn't for the Scotch ...

I agree, good scotch is to be taken neat, not watered down by anything.

The ice cube should be for ‘playtime’.

 

[Wld1936]

How about an Appleton Titty Daquiri, Mr. Tan? A sweet frozen drink keeps the nipples deliciously hard.

Very sexy!

 

[Smoothshavendad]

A neutron walks into a bar. How much for a beer?
For you? No charge

Ty and gd night source..google

Beautiful!!!

 

[AngelicaS1780]

I laughed.
Let me get the bottle
And two glasses
Now, tell me about your week while I look for a single ice cube and put up the closed sign for a bit.

Not much to tell, handsome. Keeping busy and missing having *any* alone time whatsoever.

I'm hoping that the ice cube isn't for the Scotch ...

I agree, good scotch is to be taken neat, not watered down by anything.
The ice cube should be for ‘playtime’.

Never fear, gentlemen. The only water touching my single malt would be a wee drop or two of spring water.

and very nice that is too !

Thank you.

 

[Jennyfromtheblock83]

What does a termite say when he walks into a bar?
"Is the bar tender here?"

I'll take a shot of whiskey, please. Actually, make it a double...

 

[Beardpositive77]

What does a termite say when he walks into a bar?
"Is the bar tender here?"

I'll take a shot of whiskey, please. Actually, make it a double...

Love the joke and adore the picture!

A Scottish farmer walks into the neighborhood pub, and orders a whiskey.
"Ye see that fence over there?" he says to the bartender. "Ah built it with me own two hands! Dug up the holes with me shovel, chopped doon the trees for the posts by me ownself, laid every last rail! But do they call me 'McGregor the Fence-Builder?' No..."
He gulps down the whiskey and orders another. "Ye see that pier on the loch?" He continues, "AH built it me ownself, too. Swam oot into the loch to lay the foondations, laid doon every single board! But do they call me 'McGregor the Pier-Builder?' No."
"But ye fuck ONE sheep...."

A bit of flash for the bar: https://imgur.com/a/o6NgAZS

 

[draconus_infernus]

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of a joke?”

Just some water for me. I’m the designated driver.

 

[Mtnmike]

What does a termite say when he walks into a bar?
"Is the bar tender here?"

I'll take a shot of whiskey, please. Actually, make it a double...

Make mine a double of her ludicrous Tits.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

How about an Appleton Titty Daquiri, Mr. Tan? A sweet frozen drink keeps the nipples deliciously hard.

So, drinks on the menu:

Guinness

Neat Whisky

Appleton's Titty Daiquiri

Neptune Sunrise

Sounds good.

I may have to feature a Pangalactic Gargleblaster next week.

Oh, and no, no ice in the whisky, just a wee drop of soft water (search through some of the threads and you'll understand...)

Drink up!

 

[missswannie]

Hey barkeep,
Could you turn the aircon down a bit.

 

[HotChef1970]

How about an Appleton Titty Daquiri, Mr. Tan? A sweet frozen drink keeps the nipples deliciously hard.

Beautiful stunning lady, you can make me one of those any day......... and the drink would be nice too.

I’m not sure it would need the sweet frozen drink to keep the nipples hard if I were there

 

[Todger65]

Hey barkeep,
Could you turn the aircon down a bit.

Nice pic, as the barkeep turns the aircon up to Give a more upstanding view.

 

[TANSTAAFL58]

HUGE CELEBRATION ALL WEEKEND!!!

Tan's Tittie Bar has re-opened. Time to celebrate

From now until Sunday:

All topless patrons get a free drink on the house (BYOB). Please present your credentials to the bartender.

Today is Canada Day! Canadian Beer on special all day (well, I have some pretty nice stuff in my fridge...)

Tan's retirement party!

I retired officially today (I suppose yesterday at end of business). Lots of time on my hands. Let's see how many titties I can tally (like during the tittie awards) between now and Sunday at closing time.

Full Moon Fever: The next full moon is Sunday. Let's see if we can force a full moon by Saturday. Yep, I will also resurrect the Bonus Bum Count. Can we get to 100?

Beach Party Friday: Wear your favourite bathing suit and show it off for a free cocktail: A Sex on the beach, a Fuzzy Navel or a Long, Slow Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall (A Long Island Iced Tea with Sloe Gin, Southern Comfort and Galliano; practically undrinkable). I know you pervs, so I figure skinny dipping is normal here...

Independence Day Saturday. We need fireworks. An convertibles, and bikinis (or no bikinis: even better). A Free Jack and Coke to every naked person that shows up. (Remember that BYOB policy). (And from the remnants of the Empire: Happy Treason Day lol).

 

[Rt127]

Hey barkeep,
Could you turn the aircon down a bit.

mmmm those look tasty!!!

 

[TandT69]

Damn its cold in here! Swannie was right! I seemed to have popped a hole in my top! I will have a Golden Gimlet on the rocks please! Thats your best golden tequila with just a dash of lime! Congrats on your retirement, you will love it!!
Make it with a hefty amount of lime for me please.