Television or Movie Quotes

SweetBrie

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When ever I'm watching TV or a movie I always hear things I find quotable. So I thought this thread would be a good place to put the quotes.

Put the name of the show or movie and who said it.



example:
Numbers:

Sinclair: "Why do they always run?"
Granger:"Because we wear suits, they always think they can out run the guy in the suit"
 
"I want you to get swept away. I want you to levitate. I want you to sing with rapture, dance like a dervish."
from the movie "Meet Joe Black"
 
"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with a person, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."
Billy Crystal, from the movie "When Harry Met Sally"
 
From the "Wild At Heart" episode of "Buffy, The Vampire Slayer" tv series:


Willow (desperate): "Oz.... don't you love me...?

Oz: "My whole life, I've never loved anything else."


When Oz left Willow it broke my heart...
 
Anchorman

Ron Burgundy: If you want to get a classy lady like that, you have to get her two tickets to the gun show (flexes arms)

Brian Fantana: I'm the stylish one of the group, and I know what you're thinking "Do I have a nickname for my penis?" I do, I call it the octagon. I also named my testes, the left one is James Westphal, and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater, if you ladies play your cards right, you may be able to meet the whole gang
 
Moxon4 said:
Ron Burgundy: If you want to get a classy lady like that, you have to get her two tickets to the gun show (flexes arms)

Brian Fantana: I'm the stylish one of the group, and I know what you're thinking "Do I have a nickname for my penis?" I do, I call it the octagon. I also named my testes, the left one is James Westphal, and the right one is Dr. Kenneth Noisewater, if you ladies play your cards right, you may be able to meet the whole gang


LOL! I love that movie. So fucking funny. :D
 
"The best love is the kind that awakens the soul and makes us reach for more; that plants a fire in our hearts and brings peace to our minds .... That's what you've given me and that's what I hope to give to you forever."
from the movie,"The Notebook"
 
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