Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[SherlockianMan]

I regularly have sex. Sometimes more than once a day.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm the nicest person

 

[Gamine67]

I only post after bible study.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’m happy & healthy.

 

[Strixaluco]

My life and health are very predictable, it is easy to do plans months ahead.

 

[Coyote100]

I have never hurt a woman's feelings.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm a kick ass bad biatch and idgaf about anything.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I think I prefer penis over pussy.

I'm a kick ass bad biatch and idgaf about anything.

I call bullshit on one part. You are kick ass.

I still have the bruises!

 

[ICantLeafYou]

I'm lonely and despairing to find the love of my life.

 

[hulmule]

I'm lonely and despairing to find the love of my life.

Just remember, you can be married and alone or you can be single and alone. but single its easy to be open to find someone.

 

[SmokingFap]

I am not a smartass at all.

 

[BDA73]

I don't enjoy feeling a woman's chest

 

[ICantLeafYou]

Just remember, you can be married and alone or you can be single and alone. but single its easy to be open to find someone.

[This is not a lie, my previous post was.] I'm aromantic and relationships and love disgust me. I'm alone and perfectly happy, I'm not lonely at all.

 

[hulmule]

[This is not a lie, my previous post was.] I'm aromantic and relationships and love disgust me. I'm alone and perfectly happy, I'm not lonely at all.

ok got it.

 

[SmokingFap]

[This is not a lie, my previous post was.] I'm aromantic and relationships and love disgust me. I'm alone and perfectly happy, I'm not lonely at all.

[This is not a lie. I first read that as you were aromatic. Was wondering how smelly you really are.]

 

[cactusjack0584]

I post constantly because I am super self confident and love showing off my amazing body!