Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[mortis]

All the pocket pussy toys are too small for me.

 

[Qky75]

I would never own a sex toy.

I have never sold sex toys... like ever

Liar liar pantalones enfuego!!!

 

[Taegul]

I donate all my sex toys at the end of every year to a holiday toy drive.

 

[Qky75]

I donate all my sex toys at the end of every year to a holiday toy drive.

Eewwwwww

 

[Qky75]

Some nights I'm torn between doing the Dougy or the Boot scoot boogie

 

[Coyote100]

I believe anyone who visits Literotica is a sinner and is going to hell.

 

[Taegul]

Whenever I'm bored, I just swim over to Catalina for the weekend. The mermaids out there are so friendly.

 

[Trubbycat]

I get so many PMs from beautiful women I pass them off to my friends.

 

[EctoJohn]

I am an internationally known world leader.

 

[Gatliss123]

I toppled a south American government.

 

[Lost_Writer01]

I’m easy to please and laid back. I don’t know what I want but I can find it very easily. My humour’s enjoyed by a broad range of people.

 

[Justabaldguy70]

I really enjoy the political thread on lit, I go on there every day and think what a great idea to have politics in a place to go to escape the outside world

 

[Boat1]

I am NOT a Masochist!

 

[F3x0r]

I'm completely normal

 

[Lord Pmann]

I love talking politics on the forum.

 

[HollyS]

I have a pet Komodo Dragon I call Leonard. He lives in the bathtub.

 

[EvaLane]

I never need more, never crave the things I shouldn't. Explicit words don't tempt me, twisted scenarios don't pull me under. I'm satisfied, always

 

[Lost_Writer01]

I never need more, never crave the things I shouldn't. Explicit words don't tempt me, twisted scenarios don't pull me under. I'm satisfied, always

I believe every word of this
(that’s my blatant lie…)

 

[Lord Pmann]

I never need more, never crave the things I shouldn't. Explicit words don't tempt me, twisted scenarios don't pull me under. I'm satisfied, always

I think all of us at Lit are here because we are completely at homeostasis.

 

[redsnowbunny]

I am very good at resisting temptation.

 

[Taegul]

I'm in the middle of a Twilight movie marathon. This is my 158th time watching all the movies.

Team Edward, bitches!

 

[Suntimefuntime]

I hate when sex is sweaty and messy…

 

[chapter6plan]

I'm so sad it's Friday. I'll miss my job all weekend. But I am excited to go in an hour earlier on Monday! First day of Daylight savings time is my favorite day of the year!

 

[SherlockianMan]

I regularly have sex. Sometimes more than once a day.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm the nicest person