Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Coyote100]

I have never hurt a woman's feelings.

 

[Wand3rlust]

I'm a kick ass bad biatch and idgaf about anything.

 

[AWonkyDonkey]

I think I prefer penis over pussy.

I'm a kick ass bad biatch and idgaf about anything.

I call bullshit on one part. You are kick ass.

I still have the bruises!

 

[ICantLeafYou]

I'm lonely and despairing to find the love of my life.

 

[hulmule]

I'm lonely and despairing to find the love of my life.

Just remember, you can be married and alone or you can be single and alone. but single its easy to be open to find someone.

 

[SmokingFap]

I am not a smartass at all.

 

[BDA73]

I don't enjoy feeling a woman's chest

 

[ICantLeafYou]

Just remember, you can be married and alone or you can be single and alone. but single its easy to be open to find someone.

[This is not a lie, my previous post was.] I'm aromantic and relationships and love disgust me. I'm alone and perfectly happy, I'm not lonely at all.

 

[hulmule]

[This is not a lie, my previous post was.] I'm aromantic and relationships and love disgust me. I'm alone and perfectly happy, I'm not lonely at all.

ok got it.

 

[SmokingFap]

[This is not a lie, my previous post was.] I'm aromantic and relationships and love disgust me. I'm alone and perfectly happy, I'm not lonely at all.

[This is not a lie. I first read that as you were aromatic. Was wondering how smelly you really are.]

 

[cactusjack0584]

I post constantly because I am super self confident and love showing off my amazing body!

 

[Taegul]

My OnlyFans page has made me more money than that "cash me outside, how 'bout that" chick. My parents are so proud.

 

[fakingadulthood]

i am very happy to somehow still be wired when I’d like to have been asleep to hour already. I’m definitely not going to take a gummy and smoke a bit so that when everything hits me all at once I’ll have no option except to fall asleep immediately

 

[bunny4med]

I have to get the latest Trump merchandise.

 

[mortis]

I keyed a Honda because of WWII.

 

[alwaystheguy1983]

I hate when my wife makes me watch her fuck other men. I'm probably going to have to leave her

 

[Tessinwales]

I'm 5'10" tall, long blonde hair, very curvy with big natural breaststroke. In addition to being a millionaire I'm a virgin.

 

[vibes]

I'm 5'10" tall, long blonde hair, very curvy with big natural breaststroke. In addition to being a millionaire I'm a virgin.

I guess no more than one lie or two here

I am in my 20's

 

[Tessinwales]

I guess no more than one lie or two here

I am in my 20's

I'm 56 no lie

 

[Taegul]

I make pigs in a blanket using hot dogs and Twinkies. On average, I eat about 2 1/2 pounds of it per day.

My doctor says my immune system has never been stronger.

 

[HollyS]

I have hundreds of pounds of gold buried in my backyard. Oh, and a couple of skeletons, too, but I don't usually like to talk about those.

 

[Jordan90]

I hate chocolate chip pancakes...

 

[BusDee276]

My boobs are small and fake!!!

 

[sussisub]

I have a 6" penis that gets hard

 

[cactusjack0584]

I have found a home here on lit… and am well liked and appreciated…