Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[EctoJohn]

I am the first person to own the game Tetris other than the original creator.

 

[ALovelyNudist]

I’m shy

 

[Ljufi]

I'm asexual...

 

[EctoJohn]

I have an IQ too high to measure by the standard IQ test.

 

[MarilynMonroeFan]

I’m a 24 Hours Fly, damn and now my 24hours are over…..

 

[Taegul]

My dick is every woman's cure for sex addiction.

 

[Sexydrana]

I did not just masturbate all weekend just with my hands.

 

[Bloodandglitter]

I wear a cape covered in glitter

 

[EricaAnna]

I wear a cape covered in blood, and Ihave fangs .

 

[smtst5]

I exhausted from having so much sex over the weekend.

 

[Sexydrana]

I am not a slut, I’m the whore at your favorite chicken ranch

 

[Ratchetman1982]

I don't even like cuddling

 

[JerseyJade]

I think licking pussy is just as gross as sucking on a dick.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Talking (typing) with people is a waste of time.

 

[lil_jenni]

I think licking pussy is just as gross as sucking on a dick.

I think tasting my own juices, or another woman's, while sucking a hard cock is the worst of all.

 

[JerseyJade]

I think tasting my own juices, or another woman's, while sucking a hard cock is the worst of all.

Oh, now I feel sick!

 

[Sexydrana]

I don’t taste my own juices either when I’m aroused. I don’t get the hype

 

[MrMikelobe1952]

I don’t taste my own juices either when I’m aroused. I don’t get the hype

I'm smart enough to figure out whether this is a lie or not.

 

[jason28053]

I think licking pussy is just as gross as sucking on a dick.

I think you’re telling the truth.

 

[JerseyJade]

I think you’re telling the truth.

I think you know what you're talking about.

 

[kreemi_pi]

I'm a bot. Please give me your credit card number.

 

[jason28053]

I'm a bot. Please give me your credit card number.

3.14159

 

[kreemi_pi]

3.14159

Hahaha

 

[PotNoodle79]

I am WHOLLY confident that the thread I am thinking of starting will be a success.

 

[jason28053]

I think @AmberLGreen real name is Debbie