Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

Wand3rlust · 2026-02-14T00:53:23+0000

I am sober.

NudieUser · 2026-02-14T01:27:18+0000

I am like a Duracell bunny…. Never ever out of energy

nowisthetime · 2026-02-14T03:50:13+0000

I sleep with a muu muu on.

DaddyLovesKitten · 2026-02-14T04:10:03+0000

I love living in the middle of a bunch of wheat fields that calls itself a town!

SandraMaus · 2026-02-14T04:13:25+0000

People who know me said it for years. Okay I admit it. Im the secret child of Tinkerbell and Chandler Bing

EctoJohn · 2026-02-14T05:52:05+0000

I have something to sell to the right customer.

Nightbird · 2026-02-14T05:57:49+0000

I'm awesome

EctoJohn · 2026-02-14T18:18:41+0000

I have the highest IQ ever recorded.