Tell me something.

[sigh]

It poured rain earlier. Big thunder-boomers too. Now it's damp and warm and foggy.

 

[JinSun]

It poured rain earlier. Big thunder-boomers too. Now it's damp and warm and foggy.

Same for me, minus the warm and fog. It's brisk and windy, but hopefully no more rain. We've had that all week.

 

[thør]

I'm on the front side and it's been an incessant 30 gusting to 50+ all day long.

Ishmael

Keeps the yard clean.

 

[Noor]

It is colder here than it is at home.

 

[Ishmael]

Keeps the yard clean.

More like undocumented debris. The crap that's blown out is only replaced by the crap that blows in.

Ishmael

 

[AnnieBonneau]

I am in cahoots with some hooligans and we intend to bamboozle you.

 

[thør]

More like undocumented debris. The crap that's blown out is only replaced by the crap that blows in.

Ishmael

I don't have to worry about leaves on the lawn.

 

[AnnieBonneau]

Expect lots of shenanigans.

 

[Ishmael]

I don't have to worry about leaves on the lawn.

Cleaned up the leaves a few weeks ago. With winds like this, crap travels far.

Ishmael

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Ishmael]

I quite like the idea of naming a dog "Mother".

No dog should half a name.

Ishmael

 

[Hypoxia]

I quite like the idea of naming a dog "Mother".

Friends had a cat named Mama Fuck-Fuck. She followed me everywhere, even down San Francisco streets. Not my fault.

Meanwhile, y'know that Columbus set sail with four ships, not just three. Alas, the Santa Cruz fell off the edge.

 

[lovetoread]

I am officially off call today.

Figures I'd get 2 calls this weekend, though I should get extra $$ for working on one at 10 last night.

 

[butters]

i like to think des is Q from skyfall

 

[Hypoxia]

I am officially off call today.

There was a time I was on-call 24/7 for a desert ambulance service because nobody else was available. Might only get one call a day but I had to be ready full-time. Very wearing. (Someday I'll tell the tale of the big gals known as Flop-N-Chop.)

 

[oggbashan]

One of our local museums received a phone call from a caller who insisted on speaking to the former curator, long retired. The current curator wouldn't do as a substitute.

The caller was told that the former curator no longer worked there.

"Can I have his current phone number, then?"

"No. Not only is that against out personnel policy, but he doesn't have a current phone number."

"How do I contact him, then?"

"You could try a medium. He's been dead four years. But he'd probably tell you the same as I do - Fuck off!"

The current curator put the phone down.

 

[Lancecastor]

i want you to tell me something.

You're lazy.

 

[Aphro]

My car needs $500 worth of work.

For some reason, everything they need to do to that fucking car costs at least $500.

 

[pensivepoet]

I hate all green vegies.
Never eat salad
Rarely eat fruit
Hate tomatoes
And I don't feel very healthy.

 

[Aphro]

I hate all green vegies.
Never eat salad
Rarely eat fruit
Hate tomatoes
And I don't feel very healthy.

And you don't see a correlation here?

 

[ratherabsurd1]

You are funny and make me smile

 

[pensivepoet]

And you don't see a correlation here?

Yeah, but I have a lot of German in me.
My body ain't the boss of me.

 

[La damnee elle la licorne]

 

[Lancecastor]

My car needs $500 worth of work.

For some reason, everything they need to do to that fucking car costs at least $500.

Have a look at what you spent in Repairs over the past 12 months.

Add it up, divide by 12.

Then compare to see what that number buys per month for a new one.

If a new one is cheaper than your monthly repair costs on the old one...it's time to replace it.

 

[pensivepoet]

.

To it all.

You sY you don't eat fruit, not that you don't like it......could you try eating some more.....please?

Chopped salads always seem less over facing to me.....more like a relish?

What about raw carrots?

Nope, don't like carrots either.
Pizza, cheeseburgers, fries.
Fruit is ok but just too damn much work.
Ya gotta peel that stuff and it makes your fingers sticky.