Tell me something.

You do not have to peel apples, pears, berries. If they are clean the skins of figs can be eaten. Mini true kiwis can be eaten whole, but are hard to find. Physalis ( and they are so lovely and zingy!...but they still are a little sticky).

Apples are one of my preferred things in the world. They are transportable, refreshing, have a huge variety of flavours, and are easy to eat without getting messy.

I wish fruit, vegetables and food would last in the post :mad: I'd send that with a gift if you'd eat it. :mad:

I don't like peaches or pears.
Apples are ok, but if ya get em off a tree they have worms.
If you get em from wal mart, they have monsanto and you get cancer.
 
I'm not excited bout next Sunday, but I am excited about upcoming projects.
 
I don't like peaches or pears.
Apples are ok, but if ya get em off a tree they have worms.
If you get em from wal mart, they have monsanto and you get cancer.

HI. I like to introduce you to a friend of mine. This is Type 2 diabetes. I'm sure the two of you will become good friends soon.
 
It's 4-40am and howling a gale outside. The weather reporter described it as a mini-cyclone.
Which sux as today I have to drive to my oncologist to have yet another spot biopsied (it started bleeding and scabbing randomly this past week.)
My little baby car is going to be thrown around on the road like a discarded plastic bag :(
 
I went to the dentist this morning to have repaired a bridge that cracked in half last week. My dentist is talented but I have the devil's tongue and my mouth is full of trouble for the likes of him. It was a long appointment like most of them are.
That's not really what I wanted to comment on though. No...what I want to talk about is the alluring dark embrace of nitrous oxide. Sweet morning-star....that little mask goes on and before I know it... I descend deep into the planet between the molecules themselves and land gently in a thousand skilled hands, supporting me effortlessly, each finger its own unique affection tracing over my every bare, naked, inch.

It was a creative trip, I had several song ideas and still have some recollection of them in my brain even though I was having a sexually charged experience and having my head drilled at the same time. An erection at the masseuse should at least not be a surprise to anyone. But the dental assistant hadn't been aquainted. You now what they say, one person's pleasure is another person's pain. But now it's all over and my face hurts. I'm going to need a whiskey.

Signed...
The Friendly Heretic
 
I've never had nitrous oxide. You make me want to have dental 9done now after reading that!
 
I've never had nitrous oxide. You make me want to have dental 9done now after reading that!

It's not always like that. Once on gas I couldn't stop laughing hysterically about lifting my leg up in the air and pretending I didn't realize it. Then when the dental assistant or anesthesiologist would say chuckling, "OK, let's put that down..." I would lift my opposite arm up as my leg was put down and laugh all over again. I was like some one-man three stooges routine on the operating table.
 
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