ten reasons why you should surrender to me without a fight.

[Guest]

let me join your club.

Aw, he's begging.

p.s. prove you're not from Texas.

 

[Guest]

BTW: Shit from Penthouse Forums does not count as literature.

 

[killallhippies]

Then post a link to them. Prove you are worthy.

Or get the fuck out.

HERE! EAT ME!

 

[oggbashan]

but i wrote three stroke stories. let me join your club.

and i'm still not from texas. moron.

Three?

You are an amateur, a dilettante, a trifler.

Come back when you have written 30 at least.

You could write three more by accepting Jeanne's challenge.

Og

 

[killallhippies]

Three?

You are an amateur, a dilettante, a trifler.

Come back when you have written 30 at least.

You could write three more by accepting Jeanne's challenge.

Og

it's not my fault i hate typing up my stories and can only write them out on paper! BLAME GOD!

 

[Guest]

Insolent fool! Start taking responsibility for your own short comings. No god is to blame for your weakness.

Now get out.

 

[killallhippies]

Insolent fool! Start taking responsibility for your own short comings. No god is to blame for your weakness.

Now get out.

make me.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Children, we are refined and dignified artistes, I am ashamed. I still wanna stake some heads and you're making it difficult.

 

[killallhippies]

BTW: Shit from Penthouse Forums does not count as literature.

how do you spell arrogant?

 

[Guest]

HERE! EAT ME!

My god it was like a train wreck. I tried to look away but the horrors.... I... I.....

I couldn't stop laughing.

 

[killallhippies]

My god it was like a train wreck. I tried to look away but the horrors.... I... I.....

I couldn't stop laughing.

as long as you voted i'm happy.

 

[oggbashan]

as long as you voted i'm happy.

He must be part of the diaspora. He's begging for votes.

That is a sign of a true AH member.

Og

 

[ABSTRUSE]

He must be part of the diaspora. He's begging for votes.

That is a sign of a true AH member.

Og

Hmmm from a shameless plugger like you, that's a compliment...lol.

 

[Guest]

I'm with Ogg. Let's give him probationary status. I'm so easy. P.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

I'm with Ogg. Let's give him probationary status. I'm so easy. P.

Okay, I'll second the motion. All in favor?

 

[killallhippies]

only if you make me your unquestioned leader.

 

[Guest]

1 - John Traborta pitching for a movie.

2 - Roman Deities.

3 - Buttery nipples.

4 - Old lady porn.

5 - Meaty ass & droopy tits - in short: Linda.

6-11 - League of its own/special unit for macho gay militia (think of the time Ace Ventura went to a psychiatric hospital)

 

[Guest]

only if you make me your unquestioned leader.

Jeeze, the kid blew it. What a surprize.

 

[killallhippies]

Jeeze, the kid blew it. What a surprize.

i'm really a good leader. you should check my list and visit my nation.

 

[killallhippies]

Aw, he's begging.

p.s. prove you're not from Texas.

prove you're not from colombia.

 

[Guest]

prove you're not from colombia.

You're the applicant, bubba. I don't need to prove nada here. Just ask around.

Perdita Mexicana

 

[destinie21]

only if you make me your unquestioned leader.

Do you actually have to be a leader or just a figure head? Did that count as a question?

 

[rgraham666]

1. i'm really cool
2. i'm super smart.
3. my penis is extremely friendly.
4. i'll share my cigarettes, beer and marijuana.
5. i really love your stories.
6. i'm better than you.
7. if you ever need a friend, i'll be there for you, man.
8. i'm a ninja.
9. i'm better than you.
10. i'll let you borrow my porn.
11. i can't count.
    [/list=1]
    
    SURRENDER NOW!!

1. 
   
   Hahahahahahahaha! Giggle. Snort. Hahahaha.
   
   (Turning dead serious)
   
   Get bent.

 

[killallhippies]

You're the applicant, bubba. I don't need to prove nada here. Just ask around.

Perdita Mexicana

i'm not the one asking people to prove negatives, sweety.




destinie21, leader and yes.

 

[Guest]

i'm not the one asking people to prove negatives, sweety.

Now you're boring me. Ta.