ten reasons why you should surrender to me without a fight.

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Oh, so the GB can attack us with penises, and everything turns out hunky-bell-dory, but let some guy attack us through his cheek with his tongue, and we vivisect him.

He's like, one guy being funny.

Those were like, 900 unasked for cocks bobbling in our proud (patrician) AH faces...

bleeding heart,

mlle

 

[Shock Chick]

That's exactly how I've taken him, Mlle. Oh, and take him I shall.

Those cocks were a picnic, this guy is a snack.

 

[killallhippies]

Ya know, dude, if you hadn't tried to invade the place like a spoiled child thinking you could just kick everyone out of the sandbox, you mighht have got a different reception.

Had you come in, politely introduced your self a said you had written a few stories and wanted an oppinion. We'd have prob'ly welcomed you. Hell I might have even bought you a drink at ABs place.

But why would we want you here now?

Now go away son, you bother me.

it's not my fault you lack a sense of humor.

 

[oggbashan]

He claims to be leading an army.

I think they have deserted.

General Og (retiring to his tent with a glass of port. The rest of you can fight on if you like - or offer the intruder some tea and sticky buns while you watch a game of cricket)

 

[Guest]

Shocky's gone into the tent with you Og. Well, no, that's not strictly true, I put her back in her box, for now.

I'm going for the tea and sticky buns.

 

[killallhippies]

He claims to be leading an army.

I think they have deserted.

General Og (retiring to his tent with a glass of port. The rest of you can fight on if you like - or offer the intruder some tea and sticky buns while you watch a game of cricket)

i'm an army of one.*









*copyright u.s. army.

 

[Guest]

it's not my fault you lack a sense of humor.

I... I ... Lack a sense of humor??

ROFPMSL

I'm pretty sure anyone here could dispute that and win in court.

 

[killallhippies]

I... I ... Lack a sense of humor??

ROFPMSL

I'm pretty sure anyone here could dispute that and win in court.

you seem to be having a problem finding it today.

 

[Guest]

I beg to differ. I just haven't found anything funny. Besides your lame attempt to make friends.(That is what you were trying to do, isn't it?)

Well that and some things I posted at ABs place in the wee ours of the morning. Dr. Seusse always cracks me up.

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Aren't there any captives for me to torment yet? I'm getting bored. I want to flog someone.















(And, yes, KAH is just having fun, guys.)

 

[Guest]

My, how I love testosterone. Such a turn on.

Dranoel, come here sweetie, let's have one of those special cuddles.

 

[killallhippies]

I beg to differ. I just haven't found anything funny. Besides your lame attempt to make friends.(That is what you were trying to do, isn't it?)

Well that and some things I posted at ABs place in the wee ours of the morning. Dr. Seusse always cracks me up.

you need to take another drink, buddy.

 

[Guest]

With you, Katie? Anytime.

 

[cloudy]

I beg to differ. I just haven't found anything funny. Besides your lame attempt to make friends.(That is what you were trying to do, isn't it?)

Well that and some things I posted at ABs place in the wee ours of the morning. Dr. Seusse always cracks me up.

I'd like one of those cuddles, too....and I don't mind sharing with Lou at all.

 

[Guest]

Aren't there any captives for me to torment yet? I'm getting bored. I want to flog someone.

I've almost got him right where I want him. Although, I must admit, he has got me where he wants me in the GB right now... on my back, having my belly smacked.

 

[Guest]

With you, Katie? Anytime.

*swoon*



Katie-Lou

 

[Guest]

you need to take another drink, buddy.

Dammit, dude, I've been trying to tell you but you're just not getting it, are you.

That attitude ain't gonna fly here.

Now come back when you can act like an adult.

 

[killallhippies]

With you, Katie? Anytime.

now i understand everything. someone was getting jealous. nana nana booboo!

Dammit, dude, I've been trying to tell you but you're just not getting it, are you.

That attitude ain't gonna fly here.

Now come back when you can act like an adult.

right now you seem to be the only one with a problem.

 

[Guest]

you need to take another drink, buddy.

My belly's gone past pink. It's now bright red.

 

[MlledeLaPlumeBleu]

Oh Jesus Christ on a pop-tart barge...

Is sarcasm not one of the flavors in Marlboro Country?



(I was talking to Dranoel's range-ridin' jeans-clad ass, not referring to your cigarette, Copernicus...)

 

[killallhippies]

Oh Jesus Christ on a pop-tart barge...

Is sarcasm not one of the flavors in Marlboro Country?

i'm a camel smoker.

and i thought pop tarts came in boxes.

 

[Guest]

I'd like one of those cuddles, too....and I don't mind sharing with Lou at all.

Done. And done again, my sweet little love muffin.

 

[Guest]

now i understand everything. someone was getting jealous. nana nana booboo!

Now that's fuckin' funny.

LMAO

 

[cloudy]

Done. And done again, my sweet little love muffin.

 

[Liar]

Damn, you guys have all the fun when I'm out for a day. What's this squeaky toy up to? Invading? Oh joy. Can I flog someone too?

Why the sour faces? He's just taking the piss. Nuffin to get all grumpy about.

Killall, we've got a King already. And he says you make readable poem (and he's right too). Thou shouldeth rejoice, and join us other humble minions in groveling at this royal throne. Or whatever.

#L, hippie