Collar_N_Cuffs
Clink Kink
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I got lost!
Well it seems that at least you had your phone
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I got lost!
Well it seems that at least you had your phoneGlad you're found!
It's raining!
Yay rain!

I never pass up a chance to make a complete fool of myself. It sucks being an incomplete fool, yanno.See now, I wouldn't be the last bit surprised if you did the Naked in the Front Yard dance, even in winter![]()
I never pass up a chance to make a complete fool of myself. It sucks being an incomplete fool, yanno.
Incomplete fool.... Interesting. For some reason my brain cannot grasp the concept of those two words in tandem.
Back to weather.It rained but not enough. I'll be dancing naked in the morn.
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Just to make sure, you DO know that the whole dancing naked thing was total bullshit on my part, right? Just, I'd feel guilty if you got arrested![]()
I once drove 6 hours to commune with nature at midnight on a Halloween Blue Moon. Honey, you don't know who you're dealing with!I once drove 6 hours to commune with nature at midnight on a Halloween Blue Moon.
Dancing naked in the front yard holds no qualms. Well, except for the 80 year old neighbor.![]()

Honey, you don't know who you're dealing with!I once drove 6 hours to commune with nature at midnight on a Halloween Blue Moon.
Dancing naked in the front yard holds no qualms. Well, except for the 80 year old neighbor.![]()
Well he deserves to die happy, doesn't he?![]()

Excuse my manners...
"Hello to all my neighbors in Texas."
I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss the neighbor!
As a man from Texas, I know I'll still be knockin' and rockin' well into my 90's![]()


I wouldn't be so quick to dismiss the neighbor!
As a man from Texas, I know I'll still be knockin' and rockin' well into my 90's![]()
LOL This is true! I've known some pretty raunchy older men here in Tx the five years I've lived here! lmao!!!

Lookie here, fresh meat!
S'up, nerd-girl?
So, What would you prefer for a space battle: A Republic Victory II-class cruiser or a Federation Constitution-class star ship? This would also include onboard fighters, X & A wings for the Republic and Phantom fighters for the Federation.

(This is such a no-brainer, surely she nails it on the first go round)![]()
Lookie here, fresh meat!
S'up, nerd-girl?
So, What would you prefer for a space battle: A Republic Victory II-class cruiser or a Federation Constitution-class star ship? This would also include onboard fighters, X & A wings for the Republic and Phantom fighters for the Federation.
(This is such a no-brainer, surely she nails it on the first go round)![]()
Well, damn. First 1sickbastard thinks I'm a dude (still haven't quite recovered from that one) and now I have no idea the right answer to this question.
~ retires to weep in corner ~
Hey, not my fault you didn't bother to use pic of your bewbs for yer av, or that you haven't wasted uncounted hours pondering just such a question.
But you could still send me a selfie of yer jugs.
Just sayin'...

I'm not sure if she's looking to be nailed on the first go-'round.
It's just a question...

Faceless persona on the interwebz=guy. Everyone on the internet is a fat, balding, middle-aged man until proven otherwise. If I'd been less clueless, I might've picked up that you were, in fact, a woman, but I am a guy, so picking up on glaring hints isn't really my thing. Guys don't do hints after all.Sooo no breasts = guy???![]()
Define 'a little nicer'. Also, you might want to show me that seeing your tits would be worth the effort. It'd be foolish to go to an effort just to see some sweaty man-boobs, and you know how much I dislike making an incomplete fool of myself.You're gonna have to be a little nicer to me first. Just saying.![]()

How are you always right?
Well except for that time you called EN a guy?![]()