Thank you :)

BLK_ROUGH_BRUTE said:
:) you can think of me anyway that works for you Ms. , the "rough" just comes from my football antics.

All sex writers are so nice, wonder why they dont promote sex writing as an academic suject.

PS: :( I knew i shudnt have put that pic, makes me look like a porn star. pls. remind me to change it ;)
don't fuckin' change that picture! Actually, if you would change it for a larger version of the same thing, that would be okay ;)

Welcome!
 
Stella_Omega said:
don't fuckin' change that picture! Actually, if you would change it for a larger version of the same thing, that would be okay ;)

Welcome!
It would make a great AV. Just a suggestion from this good little witch. ;)
 
Stella_Omega said:
Actually, if you would change it for a larger version of the same thing, that would be okay ;)
And one that shows even more wouldn't be amiss either. ;)
 
elizabethwest said:
And one that shows even more wouldn't be amiss either. ;)

My Photographic Preservation Society has just announced (do you think he's believing any of this?) that it has branched out to include photographic services. Please let us know when I - er, I mean WE - can send a representative by.
 
LonelyMom said:
My Photographic Preservation Society has just announced (do you think he's believing any of this?) that it has branched out to include photographic services. Please let us know when I - er, I mean WE - can send a representative by.
:D I think it looks quite official. I think he'll be happy for a home visit.
 
elizabethwest said:
:D I think it looks quite official. I think he'll be happy for a home visit.
I think we need an entire visiting committee. Ladies?
 
elizabethwest said:
...
And may I say, :catroar: to your pic!

...

Damn! I'll have to third that :catroar: (or wherever I end up in the line ;) )

Welcome to the AH, and thank you!
 
Girls! Please remember that we are Ladies and Ladies should be shy and demur. I was simply attempting to extend a welcome to this new young man. My intentions were nothing but pure. So, as president of The Photographic Prevervation Society, I have decided that he is MINE! All MINE! Get your claws off of him right now!

Rough - I'm sorry that you had to witness this unpleasantness. Here, at The Society, we try to uphold the highest standards of decency and propriety. You can rest assured that our conduct will be of the most professional and moral quality. Honestly! These other women act as if they've never seen such smooth, chocolate colored skin stretched over your chisled pecs. Or such massive shoulders and bulging arms that would be so dreamy to feel wrapped around my trembling body as you mashed me against you - draining me of any resistance as your huge dark hands explore my willing curves until you suddenly rip away my clothes and we collapse writhing on the floor - our sweaty, naked flesh grinding against each other's - desperately seeking out the pleasures that we never dreamed were possible.

(in reading that back, I can see how some of you might doubt the sincerity of my offer, but I promise you that, as President of the PPS, you have my word that I will conduct myself as a Lady at all times. And, if you behave yourselves, I'll give you all the juicy details later)
 
Stella_Omega said:
don't fuckin' change that picture! Actually, if you would change it for a larger version of the same thing, that would be okay ;)

Welcome!

hmmm...so anyone who says size does'nt matter...is cwazzy :D
 
LonelyMom said:
My Photographic Preservation Society has just announced (do you think he's believing any of this?) that it has branched out to include photographic services. Please let us know when I - er, I mean WE - can send a representative by.


:D :D of course I believe you ;)

a far as a representative is concerned kindly feel free to send someone to pose with too ;)
 
angelicminx said:
Damn! I'll have to third that :catroar: (or wherever I end up in the line ;) )

Welcome to the AH, and thank you!

Thank you so much for the welcome...;)

and ur welcome too wherever you are in the "line" :D
 
LonelyMom said:
Girls! Please remember that we are Ladies and Ladies should be shy and demur. I was simply attempting to extend a welcome to this new young man. My intentions were nothing but pure. So, as president of The Photographic Prevervation Society, I have decided that he is MINE! All MINE! Get your claws off of him right now!

Rough - I'm sorry that you had to witness this unpleasantness. Here, at The Society, we try to uphold the highest standards of decency and propriety. You can rest assured that our conduct will be of the most professional and moral quality. Honestly! These other women act as if they've never seen such smooth, chocolate colored skin stretched over your chisled pecs. Or such massive shoulders and bulging arms that would be so dreamy to feel wrapped around my trembling body as you mashed me against you - draining me of any resistance as your huge dark hands explore my willing curves until you suddenly rip away my clothes and we collapse writhing on the floor - our sweaty, naked flesh grinding against each other's - desperately seeking out the pleasures that we never dreamed were possible.

(in reading that back, I can see how some of you might doubt the sincerity of my offer, but I promise you that, as President of the PPS, you have my word that I will conduct myself as a Lady at all times. And, if you behave yourselves, I'll give you all the juicy details later)

Unpleasantness?? your kidding...:D!! if my rampant erection is anything to go by, I hate all kinds of pleasantness!!

BTW, the way you describe me earns u a free home visit any time of the day/night ;)...and dont ask ME to behave myself ;)...cuz I cant promise anything :D
 
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