That Should Be a T-Shirt

[Fiestykitten]

Will you fertilize my egg?

-me in another thread

 

[MidwestPrincess23]

"You're the only one I want saucing my tots"

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Without My Fix In the Mix

(Pictured under those words, a stand mixer)

@Sammysub07 pure accidental genius

 

[MischiefMakerAlways]

Without My Fix In the Mix

(Pictured under those words, a stand mixer)

@Sammysub07 pure accidental genius

Oh, I've got a fix for her mix alright....

 

[Sammysub07]

Oh, I've got a fix for her mix alright....

Bring your fix over here, hot stuff!

 

[AlwaysDancing]

#TeamNakedInnocent

 

[Boat1]

One man's brave
is another man's stupid.

 

[Fiestykitten]

I’ll punch you in the wiener….

 

[MrMakersMark]

I’ll punch you in the wiener….

 

[cactusjack0584]

I came to drink milk and throat punch someone….
And I have no more milk…

 

[Fiestykitten]

What do I have to do to prove to you I'm a little sociopath?

Me

 

[Chloe_Harper]

(On front)
There are some people who just get into your blood and never leave your heart.

(On back)
Sort of like malaria.

@UnquietDreams another winner

 

[cactusjack0584]

Front: I’m amazing, sexy and friendly

Back: I lie a lot

 

[Chloe_Harper]

She just said everyone here was mad.
She didn't mean upset.

She meant lunatits.

@MrMakersMark what a gem

 

[MrMakersMark]

"Moist for spreadsheets"

 

[SherlockianMan]

"Moist for spreadsheets"

I've seen "Freak in the Spreadsheets" before

 

[Neanderthal247]

 

[cactusjack0584]

Front: I’m hung like a horse…

Back: Proportionally of course…

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Mostly awake. Need coffee.

Idk how this isn't a shirt already. @UnquietDreams, we could probably come up with a plethora of coffee-related shirts

 

[AlwaysDancing]

Don’t Fuck with the Java Gods!

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Don’t Fuck with the Java Gods!

 

[FreckledSprite]

Someone told me I should put Clear and Severe on a t-shirt. Maybe he thinks I should have a warning label

 

[Chloe_Harper]

Someone told me I should put Clear and Severe on a t-shirt. Maybe he thinks I should have a warning label

I mean, don't we all need to come with warning labels?

 

[FreckledSprite]

I mean, don't we all need to come with warning labels?

What would your warning label say?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I mean, don't we all need to come with warning labels?

Warning!
That’s it. No details. Good luck, you’ll need it!