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lance gt said:
Hi Everyone :) I'm still alive and kickin'. I'm so happy you're keeping the thread going my little BongBuddy:kiss:.

Great to see new faces and some of my fellow Herbalists as well. I'm through my first surgery and it went okay. Lots of great Herb to keep me mellow. :D Gotta love Med-Grade puff.

Find out tomorrow how this one went and when he's doing the next one. Two battles fought and won, two more to go.

Keep coming and enjoying the goodtimes, everyone. I'm always doing a 420 with you all, no matter what your time zone is. ;)

Lance
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Ahh Lance our fearless leader you have been missed! Hope you are up and chasing the lovely ladies soon!
 
Merry Christmas 420 Gang

Now that the work is done, it's time to enjoy some Chronic and wish you all the best. Puff Puff Pass it On :D
 
Pass it On!

Okay, okay, so, for a girl who has never bought any pot, I sure have smoked a lot of it. I mean, like, I just attract it. Like, in junior high, this girl was going to get arrested so she passed me this little rock of pink hash. I saved it for special occasions, like graduation or taking the SAT.

I grew up a straight little Catholic schoolgirl in Chicago, but after The Divorce mom and I moved to St. Paul. We lived in the Projects and I was on the school lunch program. I hung out with the pimps and the gangstas. They liked me because I was cute and blonde and had a filthy mouth. They were like, “Jamie is funny when she's stoned. Here, Jamie, want a hit?” and I'd be like, “All right!”

So I used to skip school and get stoned and go to the mall and shoplift, sometimes all at the same time, until this guy caught me and made me suck him. It was pretty bad, like, I threw up, but then I Figured It Out and turned into a skilled fellatrix. I mean, my street name was “PeeBee.” The teachers thought it was cute, like some Disney character or something, but it was really short for “P. B.” which stood for “Penis Breath,” only you couldn't say “penis” in school except in health class or you got detention.

So after I graduated I moved in with this stoner, I mean the alarm went off and he lights up, so I went through my first semester of junior college stoned, and made “A's” in everything, even math. After we broke up, I moved in with Kristie and April and Jenny. April always had great shit, I mean she still does, and she always shows up just when I'm like, “God, I need a toke right now,” and there's April.

Anyway, I'm not catholic any more, I mean I am, but I'm Lapsed. I can go to Mass, but I can't do the shit, so me and April and Kristie are going top get really stoned and go to midnight Mass. April is an atheist and Kristie is a math professor, I mean, none of us really believe in god, but when you get stoned, there is always Room for Doubt, and the music and the incense, it's all way cool when you're stoned.

C U there!

Love,

Jamie
 
Corbal said:
You always Posty naughty.........I'm sorry. I haven't seen you.....I was going to give it another day, then email you. How's my favorite hippie?
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*giggles*, heard a good one....

It's always a snafu... situation normal, all fucked up ;)

And I've always prefered stiletto stoner :kiss:
 
Proof I am a lightweight..lmao
I just found out what hiney oil is..lmao..never mind smoked it..
*shakes head....now I want some..badly...
 
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