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Good morning all, have a wicked Wednesday. A little more gentle humour to, hopefully, put a smile on your face.

I went out for a few drinks with my wife to our local bar. We were enjoying a few drinks when I noticed that she kept on looking at a drunken man who was smashing back drinks all by himself in the corner of the room.

I asked her, "Do you know that man?"

"Yes", she said sadly,

"He is my old flame who I dated in high school, I heard that he hit the bottle hard immediately after we broke up years ago, and he hasn't been a sober man since."

"Oh my gosh!" I replied, "Who would think a person could continue celebrating for so long?"

And that's how the fight started...

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My wife was standing naked in front of the bathroom mirror.

She had a look of frustration on her face and turned to me and said. "I no longer am happy with my appearance. I feel awful and I look wrinkled, fat and old. I really need you to give me a compliment to make me feel better."

I responded, "My darling, you have 20 20 vision."

And that's how the fight started...
 
nipplecaresser said:
Life is, at times, a very difficult journey and one where support from others, whether physical or moral, is essential. I am sorry that your wife is no longer able to help you, I know I would be utterly lost without mine. This is, perhaps where online communities such as this can really come into their own. There is always someone here to listen and offer some genuine words of comfort. Feel free to unburden yourself rather than internalise your feelings. Good luck to your brother in law and to you with your own health issues.
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We are a real (well ok, it is fully electronic) community.

When my kids used to be social media saying she had friends all over the place I used to sort of roll my eyes. Now I get what she was saying.

We are a virtual community.
 
nipplecaresser said:
Life is, at times, a very difficult journey and one where support from others, whether physical or moral, is essential. I am sorry that your wife is no longer able to help you, I know I would be utterly lost without mine. This is, perhaps where online communities such as this can really come into their own. There is always someone here to listen and offer some genuine words of comfort. Feel free to unburden yourself rather than internalise your feelings. Good luck to your brother in law and to you with your own health issues.
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Thank you and all for your support.
 
nipplecaresser said:
Good morning all, have a wicked Wednesday. A little more gentle humour to, hopefully, put a smile on your face.

I went out for a few drinks with my wife to our local bar. We were enjoying a few drinks when I noticed that she kept on looking at a drunken man who was smashing back drinks all by himself in the corner of the room.

I asked her, "Do you know that man?"

"Yes", she said sadly,

"He is my old flame who I dated in high school, I heard that he hit the bottle hard immediately after we broke up years ago, and he hasn't been a sober man since."

"Oh my gosh!" I replied, "Who would think a person could continue celebrating for so long?"

And that's how the fight started...

----------------------------------------------------

My wife was standing naked in front of the bathroom mirror.

She had a look of frustration on her face and turned to me and said. "I no longer am happy with my appearance. I feel awful and I look wrinkled, fat and old. I really need you to give me a compliment to make me feel better."

I responded, "My darling, you have 20 20 vision."

And that's how the fight started...
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Good one NC!!

A few more good ones I can share at work!!
 
Good morning @dynamo24 ! Welcome to our thread.

Anyone and everyone is welcome to join us. This is simply a chat thread similar to a bar or a local coffee place where we all shoot the bull.

Here's the standard welcome for all café newcomers. We only have four no nos. No politics, no religion, no drama, and no hitting on the patrons of the thread in a sexual way.

Sure there is some double entendres and bawdy behavior occasionally but we’re like a bunch of regulars.

Everyone is welcome but we are protective of the vibe we’ve created. So please avoid those four topics and enjoy the fun, the people and the community.

If you’re looking for hookups and overt sex talk there are many threads to choose from elsewhere.

So welcome!!!

Where are you joining us from?

Do you like coffee?
 
Missk_2022 said:
I said a little prayer to apologize to every patient that i gave this shit too and encouraged to drink.... i deserve a punch in the nose
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No you don’t deserve that k.

You were doing your job to the best of your ability. I hope your day goes quickly and you can enjoy some food and some rest when all done.

❤️🫂
 
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Good morning Wonderer. Good day NC. And may your test be quick Miss K.

A cold morning but a good day ahead. Grandpa’s taxi will be running in a couple of hours. I will see my GF.

About online friends especially here, we all know the rules, abide by them, and are supportive! I recently experienced the opposite with a group of widows and widowers where one felt they always had to spout politics. Our purpose was to support each other through our journey. I have left that group after voicing my concerns and said person continued her diatribe.
 
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