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Morning everyone! Hope everyone is having a great weekend. Worked long and hard. Was going to bed early but left the teevee on and magically found the Texas A&M v/s Auburn game. Well…got so wrapped up in that 4th overtime battle, got to bed a wee bit late. Then, realized that the Las Vegas Gran Prix was happn’n and further realized that I was on the right channel for that! It didn’t start till midnight!😳…bridge too far. Looked like a good race but I was riding with the sandman by then!

Everyone have a great Sunday. Get your rest in mind, body, and spirit. Your MZ:

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HumpDayHoratio said:
Morning everyone! Hope everyone is having a great weekend. Worked long and hard. Was going to bed early but left the teevee on and magically found the Texas A&M v/s Auburn game. Well…got so wrapped up in that 4th overtime battle, got to bed a wee bit late. Then, realized that the Las Vegas Gran Prix was happn’n and further realized that I was on the right channel for that! It didn’t start till midnight!😳…bridge too far. Looked like a good race but I was riding with the sandman by then!

Everyone have a great Sunday. Get your rest in mind, body, and spirit. Your MZ:

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HumpDayHoratio said:
Morning everyone! Hope everyone is having a great weekend. Worked long and hard. Was going to bed early but left the teevee on and magically found the Texas A&M v/s Auburn game. Well…got so wrapped up in that 4th overtime battle, got to bed a wee bit late. Then, realized that the Las Vegas Gran Prix was happn’n and further realized that I was on the right channel for that! It didn’t start till midnight!😳…bridge too far. Looked like a good race but I was riding with the sandman by then!

Everyone have a great Sunday. Get your rest in mind, body, and spirit. Your MZ:

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Thanks for the Z. It’s very peaceful. And always beware of the sandman!
 
Yesterday, I was splitting firewood. There’s something very relaxing about the productive nature work like this. I try to find beauty in everything around me, esp in nature. Sometimes I’m amazed at the wood grains I see. Here are a few examples.

This was from a maple tree we had taken down that was dying. I’ve never seen maple with so much beautiful wood grain. It looks more like black, walnut, but black walnut is usually much more solid brown color. Who knows??
https://imgur.com/a/QWY1Xys

https://imgur.com/a/igpwe0z

https://imgur.com/a/b7GJSN2

https://imgur.com/a/rV5FOcx

https://imgur.com/a/pW6Gtt5
 
nipplecaresser said:
A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.

I went to a seafood disco last week, but ended up pulling a mussel.

The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, ‘This changes everything.’

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

I saw a sign the other day that said, ‘Watch for children,’ and I thought, ‘That sounds like a fair trade.’

Whiteboards are remarkable.

I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, "Just you wait!"

Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.

Have you heard about the new restaurant called ‘Karma?’ There’s no menu—you get what you deserve.
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Am seriously going to read these to my mother. She loves wordplay and will def get a giggle out of these!
 
HumpDayHoratio said:
Morning everyone! Hope everyone is having a great weekend. Worked long and hard. Was going to bed early but left the teevee on and magically found the Texas A&M v/s Auburn game. Well…got so wrapped up in that 4th overtime battle, got to bed a wee bit late. Then, realized that the Las Vegas Gran Prix was happn’n and further realized that I was on the right channel for that! It didn’t start till midnight!😳…bridge too far. Looked like a good race but I was riding with the sandman by then!

Everyone have a great Sunday. Get your rest in mind, body, and spirit. Your MZ:

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I was bummed that Indiana, army and Rutgers all lost.
 
Wonderer67 said:
Yesterday, I was splitting firewood. There’s something very relaxing about the productive nature work like this. I try to find beauty in everything around me, esp in nature. Sometimes I’m amazed at the wood grains I see. Here are a few examples.

This was from a maple tree we had taken down that was dying. I’ve never seen maple with so much beautiful wood grain. It looks more like black, walnut, but black walnut is usually much more solid brown color. Who knows??
https://imgur.com/a/QWY1Xys

https://imgur.com/a/igpwe0z

https://imgur.com/a/b7GJSN2

https://imgur.com/a/rV5FOcx

https://imgur.com/a/pW6Gtt5
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Beautiful...
Good Morning sir!
 
Wonderer67 said:
Yesterday, I was splitting firewood. There’s something very relaxing about the productive nature work like this. I try to find beauty in everything around me, esp in nature. Sometimes I’m amazed at the wood grains I see. Here are a few examples.

This was from a maple tree we had taken down that was dying. I’ve never seen maple with so much beautiful wood grain. It looks more like black, walnut, but black walnut is usually much more solid brown color. Who knows??
https://imgur.com/a/QWY1Xys

https://imgur.com/a/igpwe0z

https://imgur.com/a/b7GJSN2

https://imgur.com/a/rV5FOcx

https://imgur.com/a/pW6Gtt5
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Totally mesmerizing
 
drobert44 said:
Take the grapefruit, they cost a bundle here.
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I love grapefruit and will eat..... but I needed the oranges and missing strawberries for a fruit tray. Me and my merry band of la sertomans (service organization) is feeding the teachers at the elementary school down the street Monday during parent teacher conferences.... so now I have to go to the grocery store anyway.... ugh
 
Missk_2022 said:
I love grapefruit and will eat..... but I needed the oranges and missing strawberries for a fruit tray. Me and my merry band of la sertomans (service organization) is feeding the teachers at the elementary school down the street Monday during parent teacher conferences.... so now I have to go to the grocery store anyway.... ugh
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Yeah, that was not a very thoughtful swap of 2 oranges for 737729366 grapefruit.
 
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