The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[dkak001]

Nooooo. It already doesn't have enough mass. Cutting away more steel to make an ASO (Anvil Shaped Object)!!!

(OK, maybe I have an opinion on anvils...)

 

[Wonderer67]

https://imgur.com/a/CeM5AFp

 

[awired50]

Evening

 

[Rj_1954]

Evening

Goodnight see you tomorrow...

 

[nipplecaresser]

Women can be trouble

I do have a weakness/fondness for trouble

 

[nipplecaresser]

Glad you got outside and got the boys out.

 

[nipplecaresser]

Oh I know.... luckily there is a lid for every pot..... just have to find a pot for your lid before the non stick coating starts flaking off

How is that for an analogy

Fabulous, though my mind immediately went to "better make sure it is a tight-fitting lid"

 

[nipplecaresser]

I hated that when ppl would use reply all.

I found it quite useful when someone did that. I took the view that they were too stupid to merit a response so I could just delete it!

 

[nipplecaresser]

I'm always having to watch my mouth. F bombs fly!

I grew up in an era/location where women were rarely heard using bad language. I now hear it all the time which is great as it means that I can now join in their conversations.

 

[nipplecaresser]

Good morning boys, girls, ladies, gentlemen (steering well clear of recent posts discussing age)
Hope you have a restful weekend

Going to be unseasonably warm here today - 18 degrees (I think around 65 in American )

Hope you have a restful weekend

 

[nipplecaresser]

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother.

I went to a seafood disco last week, but ended up pulling a mussel.

The first time I got a universal remote control, I thought to myself, ‘This changes everything.’

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

I saw a sign the other day that said, ‘Watch for children,’ and I thought, ‘That sounds like a fair trade.’

Whiteboards are remarkable.

I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but none of them work.

My teachers told me I'd never amount to much because I procrastinate so much. I told them, "Just you wait!"

Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen.

Have you heard about the new restaurant called ‘Karma?’ There’s no menu—you get what you deserve.

 

[Wonderer67]

How is that for an analogy

You said “anal.”

Heh heh

 

[nipplecaresser]

Thought for the day, from the late George Best, the finest footballer I ever saw (I'm talking proper football not the throwy, catchy kind )

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered"

 

[Waiter519123]

Good morning everyone

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Good morning N and Wonderer and Waiter!

 

[Oldermom935]

Morning everyone!

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[dkak001]

I do have a weakness/fondness for trouble

I think I'm addicted to it...

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

Morning my peeps. Off for 10. Hope everyone's enjoying there morning and a day of rest and relaxation before it's back to the work week.

 

[dkak001]

It's too early for morning. My mind says it's not, but my body is arguing with it. Their fighting is keeping me awake!

 

[nipplecaresser]

Good morning one and all. Lovely to be here for once when others are actually awake.