The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

I can’t stand sitting down.

Mountains aren’t just funny – they’re hill areas.

To write with a broken pencil is pointless.

Waking up this morning was an eye-opening experience.

Santa’s elves are just a bunch of subordinate clauses.

My patience has stretch marks.

I wasn’t able to make reservations at the library – they’re completely booked.

I didn’t like having long nails, but they’re growing on me.

If you know of any good fish jokes, let minnow.

Be kind to dentists – they have fillings too.

Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever.

I don’t know if I just got hit by freezing rain, but it hurt like hail.

How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed!

I used to be a banker, but I lost interest.

Tennis players have a hard time in relationships because love means nothing to them.
 
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