The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[nipplecaresser]

My problem was that I'm too transparent. If it's in my mind, it's on my face!

The amount of times I would have been slapped if that were true of me!

 

[nipplecaresser]

You said “birdtiffing.” Heh heh

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Is this another americanism with which I am unfamiliar? I actually said "bird stuffing" in a weak attempt at a double entendre. I don't know, however, if the word "bird" as a derogatory term for a woman translates well to americanglish.

 

[Rj_1954]

Your vegetables become gendered?

In Botany...plants are male & female
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In botany, "reproduction" refers to the process by which plants produce new offspring, which can occur either through sexual reproduction (involving the fusion of gametes) or asexual reproduction (producing genetically identical copies of the parent plant).

 

[nipplecaresser]

I love fried tofu with peanutbutter sauce

You lost me at tofu.

 

[ImpishSeraph]

Ewww

Oh it is tasty! I still eat it when I go to the Thai restaurant!

 

[Rj_1954]

Oh it is tasty! I still eat it when I go to the Thai restaurant!

Ah....No.

 

[Wonderer67]

Is this another americanism with which I am unfamiliar? I actually said "bird stuffing" in a weak attempt at a double entendre. I don't know, however, if the word "bird" as a derogatory term for a woman translates well to americanglish.

Typo on my part!

Meant “bird stuffing.” It was triple entendre (or was that the triple entente???) maybe the triple Lindy???

I’m so confused!

 

[likes2watchU]

Oh it is tasty! I still eat it when I go to the Thai restaurant!

I like it, too - when it's not too sweet.
I'm more a savory person than a sweets person.

 

[Missk_2022]

Your vegetables become gendered?

Or grow body parts.....

 

[nipplecaresser]

Me too. I have to do low impact exercise, like walking, and I have a spinning bike, which I’m using right now!

I try to get 10,000 steps every day even if I’m in the office.

https://www.digitalmomblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/mistake-spin-class-meme.jpg

 

[nipplecaresser]

See what happens if you forget a comma.....hahahaha

https://www.vappingo.com/word-blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Not-using-commas-300x251.png

 

[dkak001]

Or grow body parts.....

????

Like this?
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Edit: I think he's happy to see you...

 

[Wonderer67]

https://www.vappingo.com/word-blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/Not-using-commas-300x251.png

My mom and my whole family are very fond of wordplay and punnery. My sister just sent me this:

Brie Encounter

the skies are gruyere since she left me i've never felt so danish blue

caught between a roquefort and a hard cheese,
i stilton't know what to do

don't give edam about the future now my babybel's walked out the door
can't believe i've double gloucester
i camembert it any more

i've ricotta get myself together
and build my life back caerphilly
cheddar tear for the final time
say goodbye to us and halloumi


(it’s pretty bad, but I appreciate the humor)

 

[Wonderer67]

Don't get me wrong I love veggies nuts etc......

You said that you love nuts…

 

[Wonderer67]

12+ hours later. Must have really needed sleep!

Good morning all.

Hope you feel refreshed!!

 

[Wonderer67]

Good Morning everyone

Mornin RJ!

 

[Wonderer67]

The amount of times I would have been slapped if that were true of me!

I too, have learned to be a better poker player.

It’s usually for work situations. Or when sexy women are around. (Altho my wife doesn’t have too much problem w that, luckily.)

 

[Wonderer67]

In Botany...plants are male & female
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In botany, "reproduction" refers to the process by which plants produce new offspring, which can occur either through sexual reproduction (involving the fusion of gametes) or asexual reproduction (producing genetically identical copies of the parent plant).

We grow pumpkins and gourds on our farm. The male flowers are different from the female flowers.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Very old horse staring off to the Southwest in winter, in the winter of his time here. Some people would consume themselves in pity for having lost him. I prefer to think that we still have him and are grateful for the time we got to pet his nose, feed him apples, visit with him and admire his very heavy winter coat.





Bon voyage, LaFitte!!!

 

[Wonderer67]

????

Like this?
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Edit: I think he's happy to see you...

At the 4-H fair, there is a category for the weirdest vegetable. There are often a lot of carrot entries like this!

And my favorites!

 

[Wonderer67]

Very old horse staring off to the Southwest in winter, in the winter of his time here. Some people would consume themselves in pity for having lost him. I prefer to think that we still have him and are grateful for the time we got to pet his nose, feed him apples, visit with him and admire his very heavy winter coat.


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Bon voyage, LaFitte!!!

A fitting memory of a lovely horse.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Packard 1954 359 engine. It's the largest displacement monobloc eight cylinder engine they made. Wat has plans for this one . . . .

 

[Wat_Tyler]

A fitting memory of a lovely horse.

He was quite friendly. He was the one to let the little kids sit on - he didn't care. Very Zen.


He may have been friendly because he lived in hopes of more food.

 

[Rj_1954]

Tomorrow is our Thanksgiving holiday and I have a certain satisfaction of sticking my hands up a turkey's butt and pulling it's guts out...before I put it into the oven while Lady K whistles and claps her hands...

 

[Wonderer67]

Packard 1954 359 engine. It's the largest displacement monobloc eight cylinder engine they made. Wat has plans for this one . . . .


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Would you need to make customized motor mounts to get this into an older car?