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Kaushiki said:
Anyone could enlighten me what is a nudist camp?
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It’s literally, a place where people can gather and go camping in the woods or wilderness, or near a beach without clothing on.

In the UK, they are referred to as naturists.

We have never been to a nudist camp before, but we’ve been to nude beaches and also a nude resort.
 
nipplecaresser said:
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.

My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.

An untalented gymnast walks into a bar.

Whenever the library gets messy, the librarian says we ought to be ashamed of our shelves.

Garbage collectors are rubbish drivers.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Hearing about the haunted refrigerator was chilling.

Why does lightning shock people? Because it doesn’t know how to conduct itself.

Mosquitoes are like family – annoying, but they carry your blood.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but their flag is a big plus.

Viagra shipment stolen. Cops looking for a gang of hardened criminals.

The can crusher quit his job because it was soda pressing.

I refused to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home all the signs were there.
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NC - these are really painful. They are fucking killing me! 😂

Seriously funny shit!
 
HumpDayHoratio said:
Yes…we are that couple. This was “our” song. It came out when we were dating and all these years later, it remains a very special reminder of when we fell in love. Thanks for the reminder. I need to play it for her as we haven’t listened to it in a while.

For reference this was a tribute to Neil’s wife. I view it through that lens with mine.

The MZ and wishing all of you have a Harvest Moon moment. 😍

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There’s something about backlit Japanese maples. Gorgeous!!
 
Wonderer67 said:
NC - these are really painful. They are fucking killing me! 😂

Seriously funny shit!
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I have always been fascinated by words and wordplay and the ability for language to confuse. I am a major fan of puns, limericks and spoonerisms. At university I was often referred to as the Cunning Punt!! ;)

Glad your Mum is getting something out of them as well.
 
Azuldrgon said:
It feels a bit bittersweet this year.
Since moving back to the PNW in 1998, I have had this day with her family and never my own.
A little over a month ago, I lost my mother. This was heavy on my mind yesterday with the work potluck.
*hugs you tighter*
I'm just glad I got a hug from you this year for it, my friend. 🥰🥰🥰
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I'm so sorry A! 🫂
That's the thing about these holidays. If someone's missing, or we aren't where we prefer to be, they can be a real challenge. I hope you had other opportunities to spend time with your mom.
 
dkak001 said:
For anyone who's curious.
18 degrees with 6-12 inches coming tonight (6 to 12 inches, hehe....). 6-8 more inches this morning on top of the 16 last night.

So, anyone in Florida want to host pale white northerners for a few days or weeks? LOL 😂
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It's all of 10° F here. But without all that pesky snow so far. Don't get me wrong, I am looking forward to the snow. Just not when I have to hand shovel it at my friend's house, or drive all the way home in it. Thank you Mother Nature for holding off until I am safely back at home. :ROFLMAO:
 
B2fromA2looking4U said:
My kids say the same about me except they dread my “no shit” look!
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In our family, it's just cold the look. New friends and family always ask, "How will I know when I get the look?" Our response is generally something along the lines of "trust us, you'll just know." The newly initiated pop up right away and agree. "When you get the look you'll definitely know it."
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At first I thought, "Who's cutting down a tree on Thanksgiving Saturday?"

After a solid 30 minutes I realized "it's some a****** with a leaf blower."

I think he must have cleared his whole lawn!

Thankfully, we now return you to our regular programming.. and the Serene Saturday silence as it should be IMO.
 
likes2watchU said:
At first I thought, "Who's cutting down a tree on Thanksgiving Saturday?"

After a solid 30 minutes I realized "it's some a****** with a leaf blower."

I think he must have cleared his whole lawn!

Thankfully, we now return you to our regular programming.. and the Serene Saturday silence as it should be IMO.
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Trees around here on almost every roof. Thanksgiving is late this year...
 
Jack_N_Auf96 said:
Most music and films from the past 20 years go right over my head. 😉
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I don’t think I could name more than a few current music artists.

Movies maybe a tiny bit. But I haven’t been to a movie theater in years. It’s a sign you’re in the over 50s Greasy Spoon and Cafe.

And complaining about our bodies, health, how kids have no respect anymore etc. 😂

Welcome!
 
likes2watchU said:
In our family, it's just cold the look. New friends and family always ask, "How will I know when I get the look?" Our response is generally something along the lines of "trust us, you'll just know." The newly initiated pop up right away and agree. "When you get the look you'll definitely know it."
:ROFLMAO:
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It’s like the definition of pornography, “I know it, when I see it.”
 
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