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[Wonderer67]

My football team pulled off a shocking upset! Weather tonight means windchills in the teens. Fireplace is on and watching other games.

I caught the last few minutes of Rutgers beat up on Michigan State. Snowy field.

Now I’m watching Purdue/Indiana also play in the snow.

 

[Wonderer67]

I was at the liquor store getting some beer for our anniversary dinner. It was a narrow aisle, and a husband and wife were in the way. I waited for them to figure out what they wanted.

No big deal. No rush…

Then I heard it. Gettin jiggy widdit come on the PA speaker.

I couldn’t help it, my white guy overbite came out… my hands and hips started gyrating… I am the whitest guy in America on the dance floor.

I didn’t care.

The lady looked at me and burst out laughing. She said “you just couldn’t help yourself, could you?”

I said “nope” grabbed a few 24 oz gennies and sauntered to the cashier.

 

[likes2watchU]

I was at the liquor store getting some beer for our anniversary dinner. It was a narrow aisle, and a husband and wife were in the way. I waited for them to figure out what they wanted.

No big deal. No rush…

Then I heard it. Gettin jiggy widdit come on the PA speaker.

I couldn’t help it, my white guy overbite came out… my hands and hips started gyrating… I am the whitest guy in America on the dance floor.

I didn’t care.

The lady looked at me and burst out laughing. She said “you just couldn’t help yourself, could you?”

I said “nope” grabbed a few 24 oz gennies and sauntered to the cashier.

That is one of many phrases I'm not allowed to say because... it's just so wrong coming out of your mouth.

 

[Wonderer67]

That is one of many phrases I'm not allowed to say because... it's just so wrong coming out of your mouth.

Was that wrong?

 

[likes2watchU]

I was at the liquor store getting some beer for our anniversary dinner. It was a narrow aisle, and a husband and wife were in the way. I waited for them to figure out what they wanted.

No big deal. No rush…

Then I heard it. Gettin jiggy widdit come on the PA speaker.

I couldn’t help it, my white guy overbite came out… my hands and hips started gyrating… I am the whitest guy in America on the dance floor.

I didn’t care.

The lady looked at me and burst out laughing. She said “you just couldn’t help yourself, could you?”

I said “nope” grabbed a few 24 oz gennies and sauntered to the cashier.

Splits, too? Or just the Na na na nanana part?

 

[likes2watchU]

Was that wrong?

Fuck, no!
Dance like nobody's watching, right?

 

[likes2watchU]

our anniversary dinner.

Way to bury the lede!
Happy Anniversary Mrs. + Mr. Wonderer!

 

[Wonderer67]

Fuck, no!
Dance like nobody's watching, right?

Oh, there were people watching…

Poor lady prolly either wants to poke her eyes out or at least has a story to tell about “some asshole who broke out into dance at the liquor store.”

 

[Wonderer67]

Way to bury the lede!
Happy Anniversary Mrs. + Mr. Wonderer!

Thank you! I’m trying to get her online on lit tonite. Her old email didn’t work.

 

[Missk_2022]

I caught the last few minutes of Rutgers beat up on Michigan State. Snowy field.

Now I’m watching Purdue/Indiana also play in the snow.

Ohio state got beat by michigan..... ridiculous

 

[Oldermom935]

I got questions.

 

[dkak001]

Next invention? Let's maybe go with a rechargeable battery option, okay? Anything to keep the racket down

Just to be clear, we're still talking about leaf blowers, right?

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Ohio state got beat by michigan..... ridiculous

 

[likes2watchU]

Oh, there were people watching…

Poor lady prolly either wants to poke her eyes out or at least has a story to tell about “some asshole who broke out into dance at the liquor store.”

storytime!!

 

[likes2watchU]

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That's a thing?
*grabs my pitchfork*
I'm right behind you in line!

 

[likes2watchU]

Just to be clear, we're still talking about leaf blowers, right?

Well, one of us was

 

[Wonderer67]

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I so hope that is not real.

Nickle and diming literally from birth to grave. Unacceptable.

 

[Tweedledude]

Two words: Stealth Mode
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I can actually rake faster than the blower and I often do. Get the lawn broom out and go for it

 

[Missk_2022]

Don't start that smiling... jk they didn't deserve to win...they played like crap

 

[Oldermom935]

4 types of triangles.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

I’m in one of those moods…

 

[likes2watchU]

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Anyone else start hearing the Theme Song from The Love Boat?
Just me?

 

[likes2watchU]

I’m in one of those moods…

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It's like somebody keeps changing the channels in my brain

 

[likes2watchU]

Sweet dreams everyone

 

[likes2watchU]

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