The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

Good morning all.
Today will be fun. I have a team coming out to reroof my house.
I was asked by the so to stay home from work in case we have issues with our special needs son.
I am a bit nervous, but at the same time planning on just relaxing and watching how everything goes.
Wish me luck.
Just be thankful you don't have the crew working on my project doing your roof! It would be tarped for 3 months! 🙄😖😤🤬

Hope they got it done expedient, safely, and expertly!
 
Yeah.... I don't know what is wrong with me.... my tolerance for stuff is low... esp with my coworkers. They are rewarded for being slackers and I am left with the crumbs.... but...Can't control it. Only option is new job and I dont want to do that either.... maybe it is the winter blues...meh we will see
It pisses you right off, doesn't it? What makes you so great is also your personal handicap. Your boss knows she can count on you to pick up the slack and pull much more of the weight than you should. She needs reminding from time to time just how wonderful you are! 🥰💞🥰
 
It pisses you right off, doesn't it? What makes you so great is also your personal handicap. Your boss knows she can count on you to pick up the slack and pull much more of the weight than you should. She needs reminding from time to time just how wonderful you are! 🥰💞🥰
I feel resentment.... I wanted them 5o have responsibility... but not at my expense.... it fes like punishment
 
I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

I make terrible science puns, but only periodically.

The invention of math textbooks presented a lot of problems.

I’m not sure if my ceiling is the best in the world, but it’s definitely up there.

Why are fish the easiest animals to weigh? Because they come with their own scales.

I started a business selling yachts in the attic. Sails are through the roof.

Last night, I kept dreaming that I’d written Lord of the Rings. My wife said I’d been Tolkein in my sleep.

I know a lot of jokes about cash machines, but I just can’t think of one atm.

I was struggling to figure out how lightning works, then it struck me.

I wouldn’t let my children go the orchestra. There’s too much sax and violins.

I’ve written a book about sandpaper. It’s a work of friction.

Cleaning mirrors is a job I can really see myself doing.

A physicist and a biologist had a relationship, but there was no chemistry.

I hope “Fast and Furious 10” is called “Fast 10: Your Seatbelts”

Why did the angle divide its adjacent by its hypotenuse? Just cos.

Why does it cost so much to put air in tyres these days? Inflation.
Where is the groan 😮‍💨 emoji 🫣
 
Back
Top